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Get Kid

Dark Horse is an idiot. Doesn't he know the only way that ritual would work is if he clutched in his hands an Arby's coupon and a 50 year old toaster?

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Never been in a free RP.

Probably why I'm having so much difficulty understanding wtf to do

@ClocktowerEchos

Neither have I.
But now I have

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@ClocktowerEchos

Just go to their location and begin conversing. You could say you landed in front of the hospital or something along those lines. This is about as free as an rp can be.

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Crippled Joe cried for the children. They were going to be gotten and be fed into the Infernal Childbeing. All roads led to this path. All, except the road paved by the Kid Getter Gorilla, and the Archduke Color du Lac. Crippled Joe looked out upon the wasteland. There was nothing. The Trans Temporal Toaster Terror had rocketed Crippled Joe forwards through the timestream. This is what would happen if the Infernal Childbeing rose. Suddenly, a door appeared. Crippled Joe, always one to take advantage of opportunities, peed through the door. This led to the awakening of quite possibly the most important Childbeing: The Transient. Little did Crippled Joe realize, that this unfortunate future was only 3 months in the future, when the Sentinels of Nya and the Men of Earth would fight to see if the children could be gotten.

Crippled Joe had an ability unbeknownst to him or anyone else. Due to his heritage, his urine had healing capabilities. This meant that it could reverse the effect of the Lullaby of '93. The urine fell through the void, straight into the heart of the Chamber of the Prodigal Son. If Crippled Joe had gone through the door, he would have fallen to his death and not been thrown back to his era.

The Chamber of the Prodigal Son was constructed before time. It was intended as a resting place for each of the Colors, and other Primordial creatures. However, the builders of the Chamber of the Prodigal Son were not the Sentinels of Nya, but in fact the Corescythes of the Hell 5 Dimension. They constructed it to hold their despotic ruler, the Infernal Childbeing.

The Lullaby of '93 occurred when the Absque clashed with a direct sentinel of the Childbeing Kingdom. The sheer energy sent through this attack resonated between all primordial beings, putting them all into a deep slumber except one, who still roams to this day. Their followers sealed them into the Chamber, and hid it deep within the Earth. Crippled Joe is the first being to see into it for most of time.

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@VarionusNW

This actually makes me want to die what sins hath you committed.

Interdimensional Coffee

I am definitely interested. Seems really cool.

And Crippled Joe will get in here no matter who I have to kill.

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@The Spectre

He looks great. We'll have him show up at 12:00 PM, known as high noon

Hopefully he also wants to get kid

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@ClocktowerEchos

Perfect. This CS is the perfect for get kid yes

You are in.

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@Alisma

It is the main principle of the universe, the basic rule of life, the thing that dictates whether one lives or dies

G E T K I D

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Crippled Joe fell down the flight of stairs, not because he was crippled, but because he had been pushed. The High Skies were too high above him now, and his source of power had been cut off, and for some reason he could see toasters everywhere. This place was soon going to become a toaster hotspot, and as everyone knows, toaster hotspots allow Childbeings into the Fourth Dimension. The Infernal, The Gracious, The Neutral, and The Transient. Only the Infernal had awoken after the Great Lullaby of '93. So, Crippled Joe had to deploy his special move: Trans Temporal Toaster Terror. This attack would drain CJ's lifeforce, and it could only regenerate with the proper dosage of heroin.

Who had pushed Joe down the stairs, you, the reader, may be asking? Well, it all started of Joe's first day of middle school, when he found out about the conspiracy to revive the ancient Absque warlord Phil from the Future. Unfortunately, middle school is the equivalent of law school for the Absque, and fortunately, Phil from the Future decided to join forces with Cripple Joe to help take down the resource draining Absque government.

Soon enough, they had taken down part of the government. And through events too long and painful to write about, Crippled Joe had been pushed down the stairs by a rogue Sentinel of Nya, and now Crippled Joe had to destroy all life within a mile radius to prevent the toasters from allowing the Infernal Childbeing from moving forwards from the Hell 5 Dimension. Fortunately, the building he was in was located on a deserted desert island

" T R A N S T E M P O R A L T O A S T E R T E R R O R "

And there was silence as the toasters fell from the grace of God