Perfect Posse (Sasha, Khorshid, and Lupe)
Heading towards Centre Point . Public Party . Friday evening
Sasha burst out into hysterics as the biker gang veered off down the interstate. Khorshid must have paid the hoodlums the full amount in advance; the moron was indeed as stupid as he looked. Though a hefty sum to most the loss of fifty thousand dollars was just a drop in the bucket for his Indian cohort. Sasha did silently bemoan that muscular biker with the long flowing blonde hair was also departing. He softly sighed and pulled on his braid. The petite Russian had hoped he could have convinced the handsome barbarian to rev up something other than his Harley tonight. Though perhaps it was for the best as the motorcyclist was no Rudolph Valentino after all and the though of courting another Curt was unappealing to say the least; also he was already crushing on another mysterious stranger. What were the odds that in this city of millions he would run into his crush a third time? Sasha cringed as Khorshid whining broke his musings. Sasha rolled his eyes.
“It’s silly as I thought that me and Bubba were getting on pretty well. Like I mean…granted that he thought I was a Native American and was under the impression that I was paying him in tribal Casino earnings, but other than his overt racism I thought we were cool. We even smoked some dank green alone together in his office and he was like ‘Woah, this is like a peace pipe between our two peoples’ and I was like ‘Totally dude’ Then after tugging on his beard he w…” “Khorshid let me stop you there. I am sure that what went on between you and your biker butt buddy behind closed doors is enthralling to you, but there is no need to subject the rest of us to the play by play. Though I am glad you can take your personal failures in stride.” “Woah. Woah. Speak for yourself stringbean. I actually am interested in how this shit plays out. Did Bubba admit to some serious shit? Where is this heading? I am literally on the edge of my seat right now” , Lupe managed to say in between puffs on his gilded vape pen.
“I am this close to having an aneurism due to unadulterated stupidity that is being admitted by you two Neanderthals. It is amazing how oblivious you two are of the guillotine that federal government is preparing for you or should I say you idiots are preparing for yourselves. Not only is Bob a potential loose-end now the Bubba and his friends are another. In the unlikely event that Bob bites the bullet for the whole record store fiasco you twits still run the risk of bikers ratting you out to the Feds as there is really no incentive for them to honor any prior agreement. Paying a criminal organization fifty thousand dollars is going to generate some ripples to say the least. “ “Woah. Relax homeboy.” Lupe interjected.
“The Bolivian marching powder is making you paranoid. We have nothing to worry about. The police here are clueless … and shit the federales just blow people away. Listen up there was this loco bitch back in Florida… that just executed a drug dealer in cold blood like the goddamned Punisher. She was probably on the rag or something. Stupid Bitch. Odds are they’ll go all Waco on the bikers and massacre them. Or I don’t know maybe we just hire another gang to just kill the bikers. Or maybe being the badass that I am I’ll take out the roaches myself ala Charles Bronson in Death Wish” He pulled a SVI Tiki-T out the waistband of his Christmas colored tracksuit and mimed shooting some unseen adversary.
“What do mean with all this ‘we’ nonsense. I am content just resting on my hunches and watching you two mental defectives get made an example of by your lessers.” Sasha smirked and singled the chauffer to pull down a side street. Before getting out of the limo he said,
“I need some fresh air as your collective ignorance is utterly suffocating. I’m going to get a smoke and I’ll catch up with you two twits later at the party. Maybe I’ll consider saving you morons from your demise. Try not to get arrested darlings. And Lupe, put that gun away before you shoot your eye out.” He gave and overexaggerated wink before departing.
Sasha waved his security detail away as he made his way down the side street. As the bodyguards reentered the SUV and sped off after his cohorts Sasha placed the Gitanes brand cigarette between his lips, lighting it, before taking a long drag. His body shuttered in pleasure, but that was probably just the cocaine or that what loosly passed snow himself reminded him of his home country. Puffing on his unfiltered cigarette, he blew smoke and then inhaled it through his nose. From a distance his gaunt frame clothed in a Saint Laurent black satin Saituxedo overalls made him look very feminine and that was the impression Sasha liked to give as true beauty has no gender. He shuttered at some of the more garish holiday displays he passed on his way to the public party and truly whished capital punishment could be extended to crimes against fashion. Perhaps a stroll was a bad idea as it was only further aggravating him. He narrowly dodged a drunk in a Santa suit who was loudly belting out the lyrics to Paul McCartney’s 1979 hit “Wonderful Christmastime". It seemed the plebeians were out in full force for their bread and circuses. Wonderful. Simply Wonderful.
The limo and its escorts made it to the celebration proper before Sasha did. Bodyguards piled out in order to create a perimeter around for their infamous charges. Khorshid was the first to exit the vehicle with a stupid grin plastered on his face; his purple military jacket was slightly out of place amongst the more traditional outfits the assembled crowd was wearing.
“Oh, you’re too silly Lupe”, Khorshid said to Lupe bringing a close to a conversation the two were having since dropping Sasha off.
Lupe slowly followed his dimwitted friend out of the Limo, while smoking a cigar. His red and green tracksuit lent credence to the rumor that the large man possessed a tracksuit for each day of the year.
“Merry Christmas ya fucking mutts”, Lupe proclaimed addressing those assembled.