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17 hrs ago
Current I must not fear, fear is the meme-killer, fear is the little cringe
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3 days ago
THE SPICE MUST FLOW
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4 days ago
'NUFF HORSIN' AROUND, YA PONY PONDERERS
5 days ago
5 am, I want to make an oil pasta with just ground garlic and onion, weridest craving I had at 5 am
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5 days ago
I eat bread.
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I am getting back to shitposting again, fear me

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MASTER! MASTER!
MASTER OF PUPPETS I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS!
YOU HAVE THE TIME
YOU HAVE THE POWER
YOU'RE YET TO HAVE
YOUR FINEST HOUR
RADIO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION MY FRIEND
I'M NO FOOL
I'M GETTING TIRED OF STARTING AGAIN
SOMEWHERE NEW
WERE YOU BORN TO RESIIIIIIIIIIST
OR BE ABUUUUSED
HAS SOMEONE GOTTEN THE BEST
THE BEST
THE BEST
THE BEST OF YOU
yooooooo listeeeeen up here's a story
about a little guy that lives in a blue world
and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him
inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window and a blue corvette
and everything is blue for him
and himself and everybody around
'Cause he got nobody to listen to (listen to)

AHM BLU DABADEEDABDAI DABA DEE DABA DAB DABA DEEDABDAI

AHM BLU DABADEEDABDAI DABA DEE DABA DAB DABA DEEDABDAI
If you were a shellfish
if you were a shellfish
if you were a shellfish
that would be nice

oh thank god there's a wizard in the discotheque
please turn him into a shellfish right away
OUT OF MY HEAD
OUT OF HER HEAD SHE SANG

AND I WONDER
WHEN I SING ALONG WIH YOU
IF ANYTHING COULD EVER BE THIS GOOD FOREVER
IF ANYTHING COULD EVER FEEL THIS REAL AGAIN
ONLY THING I'LL EVER ASK OF YOU
YOU GOTTA PROMISE NOT TO STOP WHEN I SAY WHEN
SHE SANG
THE YEAR STARTS COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
I'm a baaaaaaaaaad guy
*music drop*
I don't mind.
Skipping could help bring shieldbro into action faster though.
I NEED A HERO
I'M HOLDING ON FOR A HERO 'TILL THE MORNING OF LIGHT
HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT
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