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STATUS: 'NUFF HORSIN' AROUND, YA PONY PONDERERS 18 min ago
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  • Last Seen: 18 min ago
  • Joined: 9 yrs ago
  • Posts: 1412 ( / day)
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Recent Statuses

18 min ago
Current 'NUFF HORSIN' AROUND, YA PONY PONDERERS
23 hrs ago
5 am, I want to make an oil pasta with just ground garlic and onion, weridest craving I had at 5 am
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1 day ago
I eat bread.
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6 days ago
I'm gonna start oversharing my day about how I uhh what the hell did I do today
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7 days ago
@Silent Showers htat's what the illumiinati want syou to think

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I am getting back to shitposting again, fear me

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Animal 1 yr ago
Cringe, but absolutely friendly! Hello!
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Dark Cloud 2 yrs ago
Wrong funny man, I come here to go haha and read funny words.
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Dark Cloud 2 yrs ago
Mister Alt you inspired everyone here's your reward.

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Dark Cloud 2 yrs ago
clicky clicky clicky clicky clicky!
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Angel Vicky 3 yrs ago
view view view view view vieeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Big McLargehuge 3 yrs ago
Hello there.
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RBYDark 3 yrs ago
>This feature is new
Oh my god they haven't changed that in 5 years? This is why the guild got wiped.

I think I got your joke, and no, I'm not an alt. Just an ex-tumblr user who's really bad at keeping my mouth shut and easily sidetracked by things that really don't deserve attention.
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Mae 3 yrs ago
Can't read Wake Me Up lyrics without heating it in Goofys voice anymore
10/10 thanks for making a profile that brightened my day
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Lunnette 3 yrs ago
The Lunnette fairy here is to sprinkle a little magic!

╰(✿˙ᗜ˙)੭━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Hello, fellow JoJo fan! Nothing wrong with having to wade through some randomness and cringe. Shitposting is sometimes the greatest medicine! Here's to hoping that you're having a lovely day with more of it! 〳 ＾ ▽ ＾ 〵
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Dinh AaronMk 3 yrs ago
>Shoves u into locker
>Doesn't elaborate further
>leaves
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Big McLargehuge 3 yrs ago
Look up "Tifa Italian senate". There's your context.
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Guccicorn 3 yrs ago
*Arrives wiff maple cream cookies an cheese poofs an Astaria Oakvane the wizard* QwQ
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Guccicorn 3 yrs ago
*Sits on your keyboard.* You see the thing is ... ( > u ˯u)> ... yis
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Charlie Foxtrot 3 yrs ago
How dare you mention dingoes! Dingoes ate my parents!
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New Beginnings 4 yrs ago
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Thank you for the help my good sir! If you are ever in need of an ex-villainess assassin gone good for love (or something less cliche) do let me know as you shall have first dibs! FIRST DIBS I SAY!
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Metal Head 4 yrs ago
WAR
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Sanguine Rose 5 yrs ago
Not leaving without dropping off a message this time...

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RickyG85 5 yrs ago
I once saw a screen shot of a text message, it read "Hewwo! X3 It's me, your Uner Dwiver! Watashi waiting for you :3" and the response was just "I'LL WALK"
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TrippyNightmare 5 yrs ago
join mortal
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Vampiretwilight 5 yrs ago
beep
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Idea 5 yrs ago
Isekai is afterlife
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mickilennial 5 yrs ago
are all of your status updates shitposts
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Lord Wraith 5 yrs ago
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Potemking 5 yrs ago
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Cleverbird 5 yrs ago
I'm on your profile, judging your cringe!
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Miraboreasu 6 yrs ago
I sees you lurking.

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Lord Wraith 7 yrs ago
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Jurassic Weeb 7 yrs ago
I'm calling the Ultra Recon Squad, Looker, & Annabelle. XD

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CriticalHit 7 yrs ago
Lmao
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