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'NUFF HORSIN' AROUND, YA PONY PONDERERS
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I am getting back to shitposting again, fear me

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I like trains.
Ey guys. I might have to drop off.
I might have mistaken the general direction this thing was heading, and my hype was working a bit differently from what the actual plan was. Just a little bit of misunderstanding on my side.
Not to mention I have generally less motivation currently. Sorry to say this so suddenly.
A new pair of footsteps echoed in the guild hall as a big man entered to the sight of others that had already arrived before him. With a sniffle, the hunter scanned each and every one of them from left to right. They seemed like a diverse bunch. Great, everyone would have a little bit of something that everyone else does not have. It would be a good thing for hunting many more games, and of course, tasting their sweet meat. He couldn't wait for it.
"Ah, greetings!"
Was his introduction. It wasn't the best he could do, and neither was it unique. But it was formal, in his point of view at least. Then he proceeded to scan the interior of the building. It seemed quite exquisite, something luxurious. Without a doubt, he would enjoy his stay here. Scratching his bearded chin, Ranu spread his lips into a grin.
"So this is the monster hunting guild that is about to start, huh? Nice, I can't wait to work with you to hunt many beasts and taste their blood. And meat."
RIDE FAR AWAY, CROSS THE MIGHTY RIVER TAY
OVER MOUNTAINS INTO THE UNKNOWN
FOLLOW YOUR HEART, LET IT GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE DARK
TO THE LAND OF UNICORNS
Gimme rage, like there's tear gas in the crowd
Do you wanna live out loud, but the air is barely breathing?

Rise, of the slums to the obsolete
The dawn of the new airwaves for the antisocial media
We are
Revolution Radio
Operation No Control
And the headline, my love's bulletproof
How good is my writing skill?

Not good.

School was supposed to start this week
got delayed from an unforeseen event to next week
Yay. Kind of?
Straizo opened his mouth as Charlotte asked him a question. Though it was an unnecessary answer, he seemed quite eager to provide it. But before he could say anything, Joseph pulled something from behind him. There was a fully loaded tommy gun pointed at the vampire. With the click of a trigger, it started unloading its lead onto the figure, sending him toppling into the restaurant as Joseph unleashed his wrath without mercy.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
After a few seconds of barrage, the magazine was empty. Throwing the gun away, Joseph ushered the watching citizens to run away by threatening them with a glare. The restaurant, now suffering from the barrage Joseph unleashed on Straizo(there were way too many blind bullets that flew into the furniture), was dark inside as the lights had been damaged.
"I'd be happy to see that he's dead..."
Joseph gritted his teeth as he walked inside. Though he didn't show any visible gestures at Charlotte, he was expecting her to follow in.
He knew a vampire wouldn't go down from this much damage.


Name: Ranu Grahan
Race: human
Age: 31
Appearance:
(under construction)

Bio:
Born in the rural area of Jeoswen where hunting monsters is common, Ranu grew up familiar to the business. As the town lived on the harvest of hunting animals such as leather and meat, Ranu learned how to track and hunt animals, how to skin them after a successful hunt and such as he grew up. As soon as he was of age, he participated in the town's hunts. He started out with small critters, and slowly moved on to bigger games as he got used to it.
After years of hunting around the town, Ranu wanted to seek more animals to hunt. He set off from his hometown to around the world, travelling with strangers he met on the way to see and hunt new games. And of course, try out new types of meat. He traveled full circle around the continent and returned to Itura as he heard the news of a monster hunting guild open for applications.

Gear:
Large hammer, lots of knives and daggers for various stabbing and cutting
A crystal with the size of a 1/8 of a baseball

Magic: apply flame: Produces a barrage of sparks when used without a tool, perfect for starting a small campfire. When used with a crystal attached to a tool, the tool can have a part of it flaming, useful for smashing something with fire or using as a torch. Application on tool lasts about 2 minutes before needing a recharge.

Likes:
-Exotic MEAT
-crackling of campfires

Dislikes:
-cold weather
-small, wriggly insects

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