Getting someone new to RP with is like using a slot-machine ngl.
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1 mo ago
It’s funny how this site tells you what people visit your profile. I see you.
1 mo ago
I wonder when I’ll lose my vision.
2 mos ago
Its fun to count how many bumps per post there are, it makes my inner critic shut up.
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2 mos ago
I have fully embraced all corporate art style as the new normal.
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Bio
mfw I put all I want to say in my Introduction.
You can call me Joe, I am a one-liner RPer who joined out of boredom. I think im interesting but im probably only slightly more interesting from the global average.
My timezone is GMT+11, I’m not very active on this site but I try :)
I have no clue how to post Gifs on this website, they keep popping up as images, also I believe Gif is pronounced with a J sound like the G in ‘Giant’.
I enjoy strategy games, reading, Cold war era patriotic songs, emails, and eating. My favourite drink is water.
I hate useless/pointless questions, soft drinks, and anything with too much sugar in it.
I just want to roleplay, I’ve never RPed in a group but I am open to it. To be frank, I just want to see that inbox icon in the top right to tell me I have a message. Is that sad? Maybe. Am I a sad person? A little. Am I venting on a Bio that only 2 others will read? Depends what I mean by venting.
Why do I make these Hiders such assholes?
What?
Maybe I should seek therapy.
I’m sorry I’ll do better next time.
Thats not true!
No, I will be remembered! I will strive to achieve for I am greater than this, greater than anything, I’m human, Goddammit, I’m either the work of a million years of evolution or designed by a celestial entity and that makes me greater than any piece of foul self apathy which roams my way.
I dislike roleplay purely because finding a good worthwhile plot takes way too long. Sure I could scrawl across the forums for eons looking for the rp that suits my incredibly niche interests (Political, sci-fi, fantasy) or fandoms (Night in the woods, Purrfect Apawcalypse, Undertale/Deltarune) or I could post what I can offer as a RP’r and let others slot me into their ideas.
What I can do:
Write one paragraph weekly or a varying amount(0-4) of sentences daily.
Create a character if a scaffold is provided.
What Rp’s i involve myself in:
Literally anything idgaf.
That’s all, sorry for the crappy formatting but im tired.
Ban the user, compliment the user, where the heck is all the hate?
Rules to streamline the insulting process will be updated frequently, contact me if you have suggestions:
“You serve ZERO PURPOSE”
By insulting the person above you, you put yourself down to be insulted in turn. Don't be triggered once you get insulted, it's how the forum works.
“Listen here, you toe-eyed cabbage”
Anything a user posts on this website can be used against them. Are they an 18+ Roleplayer? Use that. Are their roleplay’s lame and boring? Fair game.
“Your parents had you for tax benefits.”
Your insult can be whatever, I'm not going to ask for essays or something witty.
However you must attempt to be insulting.
“You’re*”
Insults shouldn’t be taken as reflections of the insulter or the person being insulted. Don’t take insults personally, don’t use insults to form your thoughts on someone.
TLDR: Person below must give a toe-curling, jaw dropping, heart-stopping, mind bending insult of the person directly above them.
mfw I put all I want to say in my Introduction.
[hider=WHO TF ARE YOU LMAOOOO]
You can call me Joe, I am a one-liner RPer who joined out of boredom. I think im interesting but im probably only slightly more interesting from the global average.
[hider=Whats your timezone? How active are you?]
My timezone is GMT+11, I’m not very active on this site but I try :)
[/hider]
[hider=Side note on Gifs]
I have no clue how to post Gifs on this website, they keep popping up as images, also I believe Gif is pronounced with a J sound like the G in ‘Giant’.
[/hider]
[/hider]
[hider=Wow I care so little! What are your likes and Dislikes?]
I enjoy strategy games, reading, Cold war era patriotic songs, emails, and eating. My favourite drink is water.
I hate useless/pointless questions, soft drinks, and anything with too much sugar in it.
[/hider]
[hider=I didint read that! So what do you expect from this site?]
I just want to roleplay, I’ve never RPed in a group but I am open to it. To be frank, I just want to see that inbox icon in the top right to tell me I have a message.
Is that sad? Maybe.
Am I a sad person? A little.
Am I venting on a Bio that only 2 others will read? Depends what I mean by venting.
[/hider]
[hider=I’m going to pretend I never visited your profile, Bye!]
Why do I make these Hiders such assholes?
[hider=Its your own mental consciousness]
What?
[hider=You are projecting your unconscious reaction to your bio by making these Hiders]
Maybe I should seek therapy.
[hider=Stop being such a pathetic sadboy]
I’m sorry I’ll do better next time.
[hider=No, No you wont. You are doomed until your death to pointlessly struggle against your own depravity then be forgotten forever]
Thats not true!
[hider=Yes it is, this is the reality of every living thing]
No, I will be remembered! I will strive to achieve for I am greater than this, greater than anything, I’m human, Goddammit, I’m either the work of a million years of evolution or designed by a celestial entity and that makes me greater than any piece of foul self apathy which roams my way.
[hider=Oh, alright, I’ll go back to thinking of memes now]
Thanks, brain.
[/hider]
[/hider]
[/hider]
[/hider]
[/hider]
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Well thats all I wrote.
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">mfw I put all I want to say in my Introduction.<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="WHO TF ARE YOU LMAOOOO">WHO TF ARE YOU LMAOOOO [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">You can call me Joe, I am a one-liner RPer who joined out of boredom. I think im interesting but im probably only slightly more interesting from the global average. <br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Whats your timezone? How active are you?">Whats your timezone? How active are you? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">My timezone is GMT+11, I’m not very active on this site but I try :)</div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Side note on Gifs">Side note on Gifs [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I have no clue how to post Gifs on this website, they keep popping up as images, also I believe Gif is pronounced with a J sound like the G in ‘Giant’.</div></div></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Wow I care so little! What are your likes and Dislikes?">Wow I care so little! What are your likes and Dislikes? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I enjoy strategy games, reading, Cold war era patriotic songs, emails, and eating. My favourite drink is water.<br><br>I hate useless/pointless questions, soft drinks, and anything with too much sugar in it.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="I didint read that! So what do you expect from this site?">I didint read that! So what do you expect from this site? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I just want to roleplay, I’ve never RPed in a group but I am open to it. To be frank, I just want to see that inbox icon in the top right to tell me I have a message.<br>Is that sad? Maybe. <br>Am I a sad person? A little. <br>Am I venting on a Bio that only 2 others will read? Depends what I mean by venting.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="I’m going to pretend I never visited your profile, Bye!">I’m going to pretend I never visited your profile, Bye! [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Why do I make these Hiders such assholes?<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Its your own mental consciousness">Its your own mental consciousness [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">What?<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="You are projecting your unconscious reaction to your bio by making these Hiders">You are projecting your unconscious reaction to your bio by making these Hiders [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Maybe I should seek therapy.<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Stop being such a pathetic sadboy">Stop being such a pathetic sadboy [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I’m sorry I’ll do better next time.<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="No, No you wont. You are doomed until your death to pointlessly struggle against your own depravity then be forgotten forever">No, No you wont. You are doomed until your death to pointlessly struggle against your own depravity then be forgotten forever [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Thats not true!<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Yes it is, this is the reality of every living thing">Yes it is, this is the reality of every living thing [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">No, I will be remembered! I will strive to achieve for I am greater than this, greater than anything, I’m human, Goddammit, I’m either the work of a million years of evolution or designed by a celestial entity and that makes me greater than any piece of foul self apathy which roams my way.<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Oh, alright, I’ll go back to thinking of memes now">Oh, alright, I’ll go back to thinking of memes now [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Thanks, brain.</div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><br><br>Well thats all I wrote.</div>
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