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Mind: If I leave for a month and come back there will probably be something interesting on this site for me.
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6 mos ago
Getting someone new to RP with is like using a slot-machine ngl.
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7 mos ago
It’s funny how this site tells you what people visit your profile. I see you.
8 mos ago
I wonder when I’ll lose my vision.
8 mos ago
Its fun to count how many bumps per post there are, it makes my inner critic shut up.
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Bio
mfw I put all I want to say in my Introduction.
You can call me Joe, I am a one-liner RPer who joined out of boredom. I think im interesting but im probably only slightly more interesting from the global average.
My timezone is GMT+11, I’m not very active on this site but I try :)
I have no clue how to post Gifs on this website, they keep popping up as images, also I believe Gif is pronounced with a J sound like the G in ‘Giant’.
I enjoy strategy games, reading, Cold war era patriotic songs, emails, and eating. My favourite drink is water.
I hate useless/pointless questions, soft drinks, and anything with too much sugar in it.
I just want to roleplay, I’ve never RPed in a group but I am open to it. To be frank, I just want to see that inbox icon in the top right to tell me I have a message. Is that sad? Maybe. Am I a sad person? A little. Am I venting on a Bio that only 2 others will read? Depends what I mean by venting.
Why do I make these Hiders such assholes?
What?
Maybe I should seek therapy.
I’m sorry I’ll do better next time.
Thats not true!
No, I will be remembered! I will strive to achieve for I am greater than this, greater than anything, I’m human, Goddammit, I’m either the work of a million years of evolution or designed by a celestial entity and that makes me greater than any piece of foul self apathy which roams my way.
Citizenship: Born and raised in the UK Occupation: Fulltime Bureaucrat, Occult hobbyist
Background: Born to a middling middle class family in Manchester, William grew up a mild child. Leading an extrodinarily average life. After finishing his studies and deciding to become a bureaucrat after watching a few videos about the parliamentary system, he moved to London much to the dismay of his family.
There he went to London University, where he had his first experience with the occult. He looked out his apartment window one morning to see what he thought to be a demon, a man coloured red with horns, but it was only an escaped insane asylum patient wearing a stolen costume. William, of course, thought it was an actual demon, since then he’s been fascinated with the occult.
Needless to say, he has had no luck. He has not been able to summon a single demon or creature. The best he ever got was communicating with a ghost with an ouija board, unfortunately the ghost was French so William thought that the board was spouting nonsense.
He distracts himself from his occult failure by burying himself in work. He is well liked by his boss and respected among colleagues due to this.
Inventory:
Book: “Unsolved Occult: BIG MYSTERIES” - Explores the “Wild mysteries” of “Unknown figures” and “Erdrich gods”. Nothing in it is true.
Phone: Out of batteries
Notebook and pen: The notebook is full of a tedious amount of bureaucratic information.
Citizenship: Born and raised in the UK Occupation: Fulltime Bureaucrat, Occult hobbyist
Background: Born to a middling middle class family in Manchester, William grew up a mild child. Leading an extrodinarily average life. After finishing his studies and deciding to become a bureaucrat after watching a few videos about the parliamentary system, he moved to London much to the dismay of his family.
There he went to London University, where he had his first experience with the occult. He looked out his apartment window one morning to see what he thought to be a demon, a man coloured red with horns, but it was only an escaped insane asylum patient wearing a stolen costume. William, of course, thought it was an actual demon, since then he’s been fascinated with the occult.
Needless to say, he has had no luck. He has not been able to summon a single demon or creature. The best he ever got was communicating with a ghost with an ouija board, unfortunately the ghost was French so William thought that the board was spouting nonsense.
He distracts himself from his occult failure by burying himself in work. He is well liked by his boss and respected among colleagues due to this.
Inventory:
Book: “Unsolved Occult: BIG MYSTERIES” - Explores the “Wild mysteries” of “Unknown figures” and “Erdrich gods”. Nothing in it is true.
Phone: Out of batteries
Notebook and pen: The notebook is full of a tedious amount of bureaucratic information.
mfw I put all I want to say in my Introduction.
[hider=WHO TF ARE YOU LMAOOOO]
You can call me Joe, I am a one-liner RPer who joined out of boredom. I think im interesting but im probably only slightly more interesting from the global average.
[hider=Whats your timezone? How active are you?]
My timezone is GMT+11, I’m not very active on this site but I try :)
[/hider]
[hider=Side note on Gifs]
I have no clue how to post Gifs on this website, they keep popping up as images, also I believe Gif is pronounced with a J sound like the G in ‘Giant’.
[/hider]
[/hider]
[hider=Wow I care so little! What are your likes and Dislikes?]
I enjoy strategy games, reading, Cold war era patriotic songs, emails, and eating. My favourite drink is water.
I hate useless/pointless questions, soft drinks, and anything with too much sugar in it.
[/hider]
[hider=I didint read that! So what do you expect from this site?]
I just want to roleplay, I’ve never RPed in a group but I am open to it. To be frank, I just want to see that inbox icon in the top right to tell me I have a message.
Is that sad? Maybe.
Am I a sad person? A little.
Am I venting on a Bio that only 2 others will read? Depends what I mean by venting.
[/hider]
[hider=I’m going to pretend I never visited your profile, Bye!]
Why do I make these Hiders such assholes?
[hider=Its your own mental consciousness]
What?
[hider=You are projecting your unconscious reaction to your bio by making these Hiders]
Maybe I should seek therapy.
[hider=Stop being such a pathetic sadboy]
I’m sorry I’ll do better next time.
[hider=No, No you wont. You are doomed until your death to pointlessly struggle against your own depravity then be forgotten forever]
Thats not true!
[hider=Yes it is, this is the reality of every living thing]
No, I will be remembered! I will strive to achieve for I am greater than this, greater than anything, I’m human, Goddammit, I’m either the work of a million years of evolution or designed by a celestial entity and that makes me greater than any piece of foul self apathy which roams my way.
[hider=Oh, alright, I’ll go back to thinking of memes now]
Thanks, brain.
[/hider]
[/hider]
[/hider]
[/hider]
[/hider]
[/hider]
[/hider]
Well thats all I wrote.
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">mfw I put all I want to say in my Introduction.<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="WHO TF ARE YOU LMAOOOO">WHO TF ARE YOU LMAOOOO [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">You can call me Joe, I am a one-liner RPer who joined out of boredom. I think im interesting but im probably only slightly more interesting from the global average. <br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Whats your timezone? How active are you?">Whats your timezone? How active are you? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">My timezone is GMT+11, I’m not very active on this site but I try :)</div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Side note on Gifs">Side note on Gifs [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I have no clue how to post Gifs on this website, they keep popping up as images, also I believe Gif is pronounced with a J sound like the G in ‘Giant’.</div></div></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Wow I care so little! What are your likes and Dislikes?">Wow I care so little! What are your likes and Dislikes? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I enjoy strategy games, reading, Cold war era patriotic songs, emails, and eating. My favourite drink is water.<br><br>I hate useless/pointless questions, soft drinks, and anything with too much sugar in it.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="I didint read that! So what do you expect from this site?">I didint read that! So what do you expect from this site? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I just want to roleplay, I’ve never RPed in a group but I am open to it. To be frank, I just want to see that inbox icon in the top right to tell me I have a message.<br>Is that sad? Maybe. <br>Am I a sad person? A little. <br>Am I venting on a Bio that only 2 others will read? Depends what I mean by venting.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="I’m going to pretend I never visited your profile, Bye!">I’m going to pretend I never visited your profile, Bye! [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Why do I make these Hiders such assholes?<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Its your own mental consciousness">Its your own mental consciousness [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">What?<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="You are projecting your unconscious reaction to your bio by making these Hiders">You are projecting your unconscious reaction to your bio by making these Hiders [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Maybe I should seek therapy.<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Stop being such a pathetic sadboy">Stop being such a pathetic sadboy [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I’m sorry I’ll do better next time.<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="No, No you wont. You are doomed until your death to pointlessly struggle against your own depravity then be forgotten forever">No, No you wont. You are doomed until your death to pointlessly struggle against your own depravity then be forgotten forever [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Thats not true!<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Yes it is, this is the reality of every living thing">Yes it is, this is the reality of every living thing [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">No, I will be remembered! I will strive to achieve for I am greater than this, greater than anything, I’m human, Goddammit, I’m either the work of a million years of evolution or designed by a celestial entity and that makes me greater than any piece of foul self apathy which roams my way.<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Oh, alright, I’ll go back to thinking of memes now">Oh, alright, I’ll go back to thinking of memes now [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Thanks, brain.</div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><br><br>Well thats all I wrote.</div>
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