BangoSkank

King of the Hill: Boiled Mountain Dew Electric Boogaloo II

"You know what," Dale said squinting despite his sunglasses and hat,
"At least Luanne is doing good."

He drew the rest of the cigarette in one long suck, shook his head around with his hands like you might shake up a dang ol' giant 8-Ball, if you had an 8-Ball that big for some reason, and blew it out in another long ass breath. Ever since they took all them good ingredients out the cough syrup and the Four Lokos and all that he needed something stronger than good old nicotine and Dew.

Light-headed now he continued on,

"I never liked Lucky much. Sounded like some kind of fruity Seattle guy. Or like Portland. Or Santy Franciscy or something. Squirrelly little fucker. And I'll tell you what, toward the end Hank,"

He looks off into the middle distance again. His repertoire of cool guy moves is very limited. It's basically Middle Distance Looking and Not Looking At Explosions, but with Hank here running the propane and propane accessories business there aren't too many explosions.

Anywho, Dale continued on looking all dramatic like,

"Toward the end there Hank I don't think Lucky liked Luanne much. He wasn't a big fan of her no more. She's in a better place now Hank. She'll turn it around I reckon. She came home, back in Alamo and making friends. Shit these day she hangs out with Only Fans. Heard her talking about it. Spends all day with them most every day."

Bill looks as though he has something to say for a second, but then he just does a creepy Bill Dauterive laugh, slams the rest of his Alamo, and hurries into his house about as fast as he's ever moved.

What shows/movies are you watching?

Good point actually. They weren't colonizing they were basically strip mining. And tearing down their magic tree of life like Fern Gully. I don't get the Vegeta reference, but I thought he was one dimensional and cartoonish as a villain. You don't have to try to make every villain one viewers can easily side with, but that guy was just over the top IMO

hey

Welcome Wheels

I like wrestling too. Doing an Arena RP right now that's basically a wrestling match. Danger, Danger Fontaine who is basically an obnoxious Macho Man VS a Mole Man named MOLE-MAN. He's a mole man.

What shows/movies are you watching?

I havent seen the new Avatar.

First one was pretty and I enjoyed it but it had a very predictable cookie cutter plot.

Main Guy Colonizer meets natives. Native girl saves main guy colonizer from his own stupidity. Main Guy Colonizer falls for native girl. Main Guy Colonizer gradually grows to understand and identify with native tribe and girl. More colonizers come. They're all total dicks. They want to kill all the natives or steal all their shit or turn their sacred lands into a Super Wal-Mart. Also they're obnoxiously racist. MGC sides with the natives once he sees how cartoonishly evil the other colonizers are. The End.

But the visuals were gorgeous and the alien design was cool. Cool animal designs. Good effects. And Zoe Saldana. Goddam Zoe Saldana. I don't care what kinda alien she is in what movie, that there Zoe Saldana. Goddam.

I hope Way of Water is less predictable, I'm not too optimistic having heard about the return of Evil Racist Scar Face General Man. You remember him. The guy with a scar on his face who was evil and racist and in the military.

Motorcycle Jousting Tournament.

And tuck into the fetal position any time we get into an accident.

Motorcycle Jousting Tournament.

If that means "Do we know each other already" then Yeah Sure

My character shall be Ser Danger Dangerington Fontaine Esquire the Third, Of New Yorkchestershire Township Estates and Sundry

Age of Marvels - A Marvel Comics Roleplay [CLOSED]

Dan likes them hairless feet. Usually covered in ketchup or something similar.

A real connoisseur that one.

Motorcycle Jousting Tournament.

Sick.

Welcome back.

That Arena Thread is still open by the way.

And yeah I'm a dude. I don't know what the fuck "of a minority level" means but I'm a dude.

Bango Skank is a literary reference.

Avengers: Unlimited

No CS ready, about to go have dinner with some friends, but I'd like to express interest in Wolverine.

General Concept:

Logan has always been a warrior. Always been in the mix. One war after another. Pretty much all he knows. And he's damn good at what he does, but what he does it isn't very nice. Maybe it's time for the old dog to learn a few new tricks.

Share his wisdom. Stick around with one team for a bit instead of jumping from team to team. Running from one fight to the next. Or just fucking off to New York, or New Mexico or Alberta or Cuba or Madripoor. Just one wilderness or another.

Avengers: Unlimited

Big interest.

Out of curiosity, what's your approach right now with Captain America?

I'm a bit of a Capt fan and had a great time RPing him in TGM's 1968 Thread so when I saw this I immediately though "Ooooh another chance to have fun with that" but it looks like he's likely either the main character or an NPC, sort of like how Nick Fury was in the MCU.

Am I way off?

My Ideas

I've got three ideas basically. Captain A. Wolverine trying to step into a leadership role and away from his isolationist broody tendencies. Or maybe, if it's an option, basically play an antagonist group.

I've been told I'm very antagonizing. Pretty sure it's a compliment.