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1 yr ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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1 yr ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Dmitri didnt know the attack was coming, he was in mighty trouble. The sword struck him and sunk into him like a knife through solidified milk. He was barely able to breath, little more, move, his spine was struck through with a mighty thrust putting him onn the line of death. But then a severe blue light and utter heat washed over him. The lightning struck his left arm first, then traveled through his blood stream to his heart, ending the tale of Dmitri Valean. For now. The intense electricity traveled up his body, and met his opponen'ts blade and ran down it, having sinister intentions.
Lmao "shocking experience". And the lightning doesnt stop if he dies, its natural lightning, not magic. :P
Also the more mass someone has will make it harder fir them to die by shock, but if their blood boils because of the heat it could make someone bleed out faster.
B-but he has a lightning rod arm.

Lol but rlly im okay with dying by this
Lol k, id assume the suicider would win( even tho they die, because they struck the blow) or it would be a tie.
Yeah i adore stuff like that.
When you say group do you mean 2v2 and stuff? If so then yes ive been wanting to do a 2v2 and things to that effect. :D
I would absolutely love that, so we're doing all yur characters vs mine?
Dmitri's relatively unprepared attack was easily avoided by his opponent. But then he did the oddest thing. He dropped his sword. This was obviously some funny buisness, but he wasnt prepared for him to reach for the knife, Dmitri had forgotten about, sticking out of him, annd yanked upwards, putting a very large gash running up his rib- back area. Dmitri almost fell down at the immense pain in his back region. He turned away from his opponent, the blade sliding out of him, and oddly enough, sat on his enemy, using all his weight. As he did this he pulled a small scroll and oppened it with one hand and said a small phrase. "T'ruk metosa t'pasem"*
He was attempting a suicide kill, holding down his opponent while they were both struck by lightning would be his plan.
Oh yeah, forgot that, so yes it is
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