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12 mos ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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1 yr ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Most Recent Posts

:) That makez me feel better like seriously, that "great weight lifted off my shoulders" is NOT a figure of speach lul
Alright. Ill fess up i lied. That wasnt my picture, as im certain you know. I used that picture to hide my many flaws, and turns out im not the stealthy type. Just i wanted to be liked, and being good looking is an easy way to do that. I apoligize for lying, i hope no one has hard feelings at me. I agree that it can sometimes be tempting to want to. lie about your appearance and i fell for that temptation. I wont lie like that again. A second time, i am sorry.
Spot has been filled. :)
Thanks.

No problem. Take your sweet time. :P
Alright thanks for clicking. Im looking for someone who is on pretty often, you dont have to be on EVERYDAY(that would be nice :P), but i would like you to be consistant with your posts. You dont have to be shakespeare, but please atleast attempt to put some thought and detail into your writing. I would also like it to be atleast one paragraph, though combat and dialogue scenes can be smaller, no problem.
I myself am not the greatest writer, i assure you, but if i actually try, i will not fail you.
Ok so id prefer if this adventure was started in either Johto or Unova, as i am most familiar with those regions, but i am flexible. Id also, probably as expected, like for our pokemon to start low-level and unevolved. No legendaries please. Also, no sexual activity, there can be some romance, but it is not the focus of the story, but some romance is good.

Alright, so, if your interested, just post here and ill check you out. :D
Ah I guess yourright, also saying i have a high number of posts seeing how many days ive been part of rpguild, but ive only been in like a few arena battles, 1 rp and spam section. So i guess its not really reliable, is it? Thank yew for the quick response by the way, both of you. :P
@deadfast @Rilla @Arenasnow @Jig @shienvien @RBYDark @RainbowReindeer

Doesnt the
'X posts
in X days'
kind of show a ratio of how consistent the person is with their posts?
Its really up to @Luminosity, but if they say you can id totally be cool with that!
Today was the last day of school, and i thought i was pretty unpopular, but i got off and like half the people on the bus was like "SEE YA NEXT YEAR!!" and i was thinking 'dafuq'.
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu y u do dis

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