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12 mos ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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12 mos ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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I dont think i got it from anywhere? But a faster opponent may. not be able to stand the pain and may not be strong enough to do this without breaking their arms. Also, being faster doesnt mean you are more flexible but im sure you know this.
Sorry if i attscked to soon i wasnt thinking straight, i was tireed.
Kray was crouch-walking( usual goblin stance) through the dimly lit passages of Hollowed Halls, flicking his head in a variety of different directions. He was being followed.
Kray only knew this because of his loyal companions in the goblin under-ground. However, he had no clue as to what his opponennt was like. This... thing was not very well known, and this worried Kray.
He was crossing an intersection, as he looked right, and had to take a double-take to confirm his eyes.
There was a man. He appeared tall, even in his lowered position.
Kray fumbled with his injector gun, inserting a basic needle. While needles like this usually couldnt kill somrone, these had the actual pin 3 inches long, able to penetrate the skull, into the brain. He fired of an un-aimed shot, and performed a combat roll back the way he came. Unless his oponent couldnt see shadows, or didnt look fast enough, or died, he would know which direction the goblin went. But what his foe couldnt see was Kray makinng a jump off a wall(mario style) and up onto a nearby chandelure. He stopped the glass bulbs and jewels as best he could, and then waited, ready to cut the chains with his claws if his enemy walked under his perch. But, he also felt it wad neccesary to trick his foe, so he began whispering creepy phrases. "I see you." He whispered. "Over here." These words echoing off the cavernous walls and all around the halls.
Eh, i could post tonight(thanks, soup!).
The weapon came fast at him. He could almost feel the power behind the spear, though this would not discourage him. Caspus IV performed a tricky maneuver where he fell into a reverse push-up position, his arms backwards and his knees bent(appears like the 'crab position'). While he had to drop his own spear for this weird technique, it would also disarm his opponent. And Caspus was probably better in a hand-to-hand fight. He pushed off with his legs, attempting to knock his enemies weapon out of their hand with his feet. This put him in a handstand position.
But this was extremely painful for Caspus, as his arms were in line with his torso, coming from behind him.
He then fell back onto his feet, about 3 feet farther away from his opponeent, and his arms lowered back from behind him again, his grunt of pain clearly audible to his opponent and maybe audible to the crowd.
He knelt down quickly, and grabbed his spear, jumping back after he did so, jumping from his low crouching position. Hopefully his plan worked, as it would allow Caspus IV to then out-range his opponent, as it would throw his foe's spear behind him with Caspus' powerful legs.
While not actually trained, I do (carefully) practice several japanese sword styles.

Wow we could be really good writing partners. :)
Do you know any sword fighting styles? My favorite is Battou- Jutsu, but my arms ar a little bit too shortl unless im using a curved sword or a shortsword.
Eh, the ones they show in anime and stuff are kinda inaccurate, they are curved abit more, and if made too sharp, they are just as effective as a blunt weapon, as they chip. also i love the speed at which they swing. Edit:the traditional shorteronnes anyway.
My dad actually collects stuff like that- swords, spears bows, axes, a few shields. My favorite is the katana :)
so i know more about there technical uses and stuff than most people.
I think ima get off for today. im pretty exhausted(im s ick) so ill post tommorrow if your posting tonight.
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