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10 mos ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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10 mos ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Most Recent Posts

Also Imp that island idea is okay with me. But this may be my most in-depth character, so it may take another day or two? To get them ready cause evryone wants to poke my dinos.
@Impaqt Ill surely accept your challenge.
@Skallagrim Will do.
@Vordak
Well if you research the Troodon, you will find that it has highly advanced behavior and senses, and if had not gone extinct, could rival smartasses today. These dinosaurs. They are not extinct. Another thing is, they are not new to combat. They can mimic human kicks and tactics and such. And theier arms are not short porportion wise as the T-rex. Their arms are very similar to ours, though not as long they make up for that range in having advanced fighting capability due to their claws. And it has been discovered that they may have been capable of holding some objects. Aswell as, if they fight the same opponent a second time, they may have addapted to them, giving them the upperhand where they didnt previously. They have a body mass about the same as a medium sized human, thought weighing more, however they can run at speed of 50-60 mph. And they can spit irritative spit-stuff. Take that and put it into a pack of dinosaurs bred to fight and hunt. Theres some of it. :)
Or I could just, y'know, see that stuff you shat out infront of the doorway and avoid that crap. I aint gonna miss that. xD I can easily see it from down the hall cause, y'know, it aint 800 b.c. I got a light source called fire. ._.
Also, they have a natural ranged attack, so they could take evie out of the air. :)
Imp, whichever you want.

Also, Skall! How could you! I dont underestimate yall!
I think yall may not know it, but you may be underestimating the advantage these dinos have over humans, even powered ones, even if they arent fighting humans, they still probably have quite a few advantages and disadvantages.

Also remembered these are a breed ive created, you dont know their physical capabilities yet.
Shadda was suddenly tackled to the ground as the energy holding her dissipated. She hit the ground with a large thump, scraping her elbows and hands as she tried to catch herself.

She felt a burning sensation as she looked at her hands and a small drop of red seeped out of a scrape. [Shadda! Are you ok?!]
She slowly began to make a low hummin noise in her throat and her face began to turn bright red, and then the humming quickly escalated into high pitched squeals and shrieks.
"Get off me! Please Car-tea-can help!"

An urgent buzzing began as the planes red alert sirens began to buzz loud noise, and in the isles, emergency masks began falling down, luggage falling out of compartments. Bathroom doors sliding open as seperation curtains fell to the floor.

"Do not contaminate her innocence with your foolish insolence you grub!" A echoing voice boomed off of the walls of the plane, moving all throughout it, sounding as if it came from a deep chasm.

A zpp sound began to be heard feintly through the sirens and then a sound of tearing. Fabric.
Black tendrils of shadow shot out of the backpack that was between Shadda and Scion, reaching behind the latter and forming a large hand, reaching for him planning to lift him off of her and through him into a nearby wall.
The Dinos are like, powered too, sort of. Humans are their prey.
Yes Rilla, listen to Imp.

If you think that way while fighting them, you will surely lose. :)
Alright ill inform ye when theyre done
K, take yur time
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