Lol, little me isnt a hulking target neither.
Bartimaeus Member
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STATUS: It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them. 10 mos ago
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It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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I like attention.
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Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
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I lost.
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@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio
uhhhh, hi there
I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..
• Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.
• I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.
• I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.
• I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr
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So, without further ado..
stuff about me
• Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.
• I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.
• I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.
• I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr
welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes
thanks for reading, you potatoes
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Most Recent Posts
Caspus' attacked had missed, as expected and he had few choices of action at this point.
His opponent had moved to Caspus' right, his 'unprotected' side.
Another spear was sent at his thigh. Those annoying thigh shots. He shot his hand out, going to grab the spear, but by the time he did the tip was already half an inch from his leg, and would still do some damage. If he successfully grabbed the weapon, he would perform a round kick into its side, planning to break it in half.
His opponent had moved to Caspus' right, his 'unprotected' side.
Another spear was sent at his thigh. Those annoying thigh shots. He shot his hand out, going to grab the spear, but by the time he did the tip was already half an inch from his leg, and would still do some damage. If he successfully grabbed the weapon, he would perform a round kick into its side, planning to break it in half.
I like it Imp. Ill may not be able to participate at first because of all thse fights i have qeued and going however.
@Crazy Scion I hope this doesnt put a dent into your plans but if it isnt too shocking. I may have been planning on attaching a wall of butterflies to the doorway if you do that crap. :P
Also Skally I hear ya, but cmon look at how many people wanna prove me wrong. I cant possibly lose. LOL
I looked up what E-peen meant and i didnt want to click on any of the stuff that popped up. :1
I assure you me having an immunity to a light on a string is not op.
O.o Jesus all the fights xD I can handle it tho.
Caspus IV's weapon was suddenly in his opponent's shield, adding their weights rogether onto his one arm.
He saw an incoming spear thrust aimed low and crouched, having the spear glance off his shield and nick Caspus in the ear. "Ack that smarts." He growled.
He then turned his entire torso into a spin, and slung his spear(still having a shield on the end) at his opponent, the spin having built momentum for him. As soon as his spear left his hand in the sideways-throw he lunged forward in a tackle, his shield covering him, turning it into a full-body-and-shield-bash.
He saw an incoming spear thrust aimed low and crouched, having the spear glance off his shield and nick Caspus in the ear. "Ack that smarts." He growled.
He then turned his entire torso into a spin, and slung his spear(still having a shield on the end) at his opponent, the spin having built momentum for him. As soon as his spear left his hand in the sideways-throw he lunged forward in a tackle, his shield covering him, turning it into a full-body-and-shield-bash.
Melon sorry bout that. Im on it.
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