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10 mos ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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10 mos ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Most Recent Posts

Never heard of a plastoid, but the name sounds pretty alien so it seems we're all a bunch of weirdos lul.
I personally find Echo Knight the most interesting of the list if you're worried about overlapping(it's a very fun subclass).
I'm making an Artificer too, but honestly could not care less if you also play a machiney boi/grill, they will be different regardless.
Ayy, the party is comin' together.

Since we have a Paladin-esque boyo, a Cleric, and a Warlock, I think I'll go for a more melee-oriented Artificer. Gotta get some o' dat frontline.
@rush99999 Thank you! I appreciate it. TBF though, I might not even use a firearm if most of the party is more caster-sided.

Alsooo, ooooo, Warlooock. Love 'em. Honestly I would play a Warlock in every campaign if I were more impulsive, lol. Genasi Warlock is pretty rare in my experience. Pretty poggers.
@rush99999 Indeed.

Also, lmao. It seems we may be somewhat of a troupe of forge-huggers so far.
Think I might go for an Artificer for this'n, seems like a good in-between for what classes we already have mentioned.
I will ask, @rush99999, are you allowing firearms in this particular campaign? I would assume no, but just wanted to clarify in case you were.
Poggers.
I've been desperate for a 5e campaign for a while, so I'll tentatively throw in my interest - which will vary based on the setting decided upon.
I'll get around to getting my sheet together in the next few days c:
This first Royal Rumble was pretty fun, so I'll see if I can brew up a sheet.
@Kuro I just binged All of Us Are Dead as well, it does put ya in the mood for this sorta thing don't it?
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