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5 yrs ago
MY COMPUTER IS NOW FIXED HALLELUJAH
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7 yrs ago
jesus tits, nothing kills your soul like not having a whole day to yourself in 3 months
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7 yrs ago
what's fun? having 4 people quit and leave you with 3 people to run a store...
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7 yrs ago
sometimes I want to sleep for 80 years
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Bio

Cold, Old, oh so very full of mold.
I am Bean. 26/genderqueer
I am old as shit, and have been RPing for well over a decade. Hit me up with some of that isekai shit.

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"Well, damn," Freya breathed in a strange lovechild between a sigh and a laugh, "Well, if y'see 'im, don't tell him I'm lookin' for 'im. Th'inn-keeper told me to surprise him. Just mayb' send'im this way; I gotta loiter 'round here til I see him. Lady said 'e was slow, so I'm pretty sure I got here before 'im. But, Like... Jus'incase, y'know?" She shrugged, deciding to lean on the rock- careful to not lean on the carvings- so she could look at the beastkin without straining her neck. Invari's grinning confused her quietly- there wasn't much of anything Freya felt she'd done to warrant anything like that, besides not stealing stuff. Raised in an area where beastkin were valued for their strength and how helpful they were to agriculture, she'd learned to treat them for respect- and, though she was well-wandered, she had no idea how rare that was, exactly, and figured that most people wouldn't "be stupid".

"Yup. Shit-thieves are pretty much just made from shit. Dun' care 'bout who y'are, dun care 'bout what y'got... They just take it. Fuckin' insult to the art of thievin'..." She shook her head, puckering her mouth to the side in almost a disgusted sneer. "Treat 'em like rabid' animals. They wanna act like 'em, they better not be surprised when they get intimate with yer weapons. Usually, they ain't, too. 'S almos' like they expect it, 'er somethin'." She continued to make her face, before letting it fade slowly. " If'it helps," She glanced up to meet the woman's eyes, "Th'usually don't know shit b'sides that they gotta take shit. I don' e'en think they know what a church is, let alone why they shouldn' fight in one. S'maybe, they're just... Stupid, 'n too fucked t'care?" She shrugged, before turning her eyes up to peek at the sky.

"Yea'... Churches are great. One of em, down south an' closer to where I came from, e'en gave me clothes an' food. Th' big church guy- Father... Shit, I think 'e was Father Graeme- an'e'ways, 'e gave me the cloak off 'is back." She fell silent for a bit, before catching a snicker before it left her mouth, causing it to trip around in her soft palette. "Oh, Goddess, I remember when some'a 'is monks got in a tousle b'fore I left- he whomp'd their asses so hard-" She let another toothy smirk rip, laughing a bit quietly to herself at her memory. "Long story short- don' fuck w'church-folk. You'll get wrecked."

Catching her attention sneaking back to her memories, she almost let it go- that is, until she was thanked. "Neh? Daah, it ain't anythin'. If e'ryone is aware, takin' stuff gets more fun- an', makes shitty thieves go away. Happened back home, an' look where I am now." She laughed at her own joke, bowing her head and raising a hand to cover her lips. "I'm Freya- Er, Freya Holton. Nice t'meet ya. But, yeah, naah, I get the armor thing. 'S like me an' m'knives an' cloak." She gave the lady a goofy breed of a shit-eating grin, trying her best not to laugh at the volume whiplash Invari gave.

As she was about to speak, she noted a slow moving kid, hair white and everywhere, and as he grew closer, a pissy disposition. "Oh, damn," She breathed, getting off the stone and moving to look the kid over. "Oh, sweet shards, I found 'im," She spoke with laughter in her voice, giddy to get rid of the heavy burden she was carrying on his behalf. "You're Youngest Brother, If'n I'm not mistakin'," She reached her hands behind and under her cloak, drawing out the process of handing over the package slightly. "This's fer you, from a few towns away." She handed the package over, stretching at the new lightness of being without the package, then stuck out her hand, expecting a tip. "I was told that this was pretty impor'int t'ya, so I kept it super, double, ultra safe. Didn't e'en get water on it, e'en though it was pretty hard to keep under m'cloak." Slightly curious as to what the package was, she peeked an eye at him, having shut her eyes and tilted her head as she bragged about her delivery skills. "I e'en got mugged, an' that thing made it through without any scratches."
I think that goatsim was just approaching the group? Being a snekky pepe, im gonna have freya notice.

also, i got fangs today, and a can of spray-glitter. I will be a shitty mary sue for halloween
its fine w/me yo. Post when you git good :y
ye

i got oras heheh im excite
PRRCIOUS BABY

OR SHOULD I SAY

PRECIOUS BAAAAH-BY???

also ima go nab a new 3ds today since my launch 1st edition is... Launch 1st edition. Any game I should nab too? I got pokeman x and animoo crossing.

Don't say fire emblem I'm waiting for fate/birthright
Ok I know Freya has an accent between "Texan that moved to Portland 8 years ago" and cry (the letsplayer). Basicall y kinda how I talk irl when not workin??

I assume "neutral" accent too

EDIT:
aster reminds me of me back in middle school
"That thing, you limp noodle. You literally just did it right then...?Can't ya, like, talk... Likea person, not a book??"

Fuck. I'm loving this pile of trash more and more.

Fuckin nyas. But ye aster for sure reminds me of romeo a bit- hella dumb, And a bit whiny. Also strikes me as a bastardization of the now trope.
luckily she doesn't need tape! all you have to do is say "hey aster! shut your trap!" and he'll just be like "oh. :(" and drift into sad, thoughtful silence


oh. my god. im so fucking pumped for their interractions you dont understand

like it'd prob'ly be more like "Oi, Ass-ter, If you don't stop that thing you're doing, I'm gonna punch ya'right in the codpiece. The mouth thing. With the sound. Sshh." then "aaah shit that quiet shit you got goin' is worse stop that; go back to the first ting" in canon tho heheheh
omfg

and he's... He's a treat. I'm going to fuck with him so much you dont even understand heheh

damnit i wish freya had tape/tape had been invented. She'd so just walk up to him, and tape his mouth corners up, and walk away to hopefully confuse him into silence

If it's even possiable to get him to shut up that way, tho, expect her to try to pull that off a lot.
what the fuck is next, slimes trying to be cooks??like we have rULES AND TRADITION FOR A REASON

Man, that aint even bad. Now, the skeleton running for fucking president??? HELL NO
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