Beetlejuice96

Stranger Beetles

"Thanks a lot, you jerk!" Becky yelled after the boy she had been making out with before glancing at Beetlejuice. "Well, are you going to axe me to death or what?" She asked, obviously having seen horror movies herself.

She didn't notice Ash coming up behind her in a big ass, don't fuck around, AH HELL NO spider.

LYDIA

Barbara's words fell on deaf ears. She couldn't believe this bullshit! They were just like her father wanting to keep her under control so she couldn't raise hell. Fine! Two can play at that game. She thought before grabbing the Handbook and flipping it to the right page and marking it. She knew these two labradoodles couldn't possibly have read it to know what she was up to.

"Here. Give this to him and tell him to read the page I marked. That's how I can be unsummoned." She said, lying right through her teeth.

LYDIA

Ahhhhhh! Gotcha!

Stranger Beetles

"Now I understand why you squeal in joy when the thirteenth lands on a friday." Ash muttered to themselves as they watched the teens. Sure enough, Barbie left the group with Boy Toy heading into the woods.

"Let's go." Ash smirked before turning into a snake and slithering off.

LYDIA

Bait and switch?

LYDIA

"What?!" Lydia exclaimed, now dry as a mummy as her eyes flared in anger. "He wants to get rid of me?! After scaring people with him, after getting his mother off his back this is how he repays me?!"

Stranger Beetles

"How about we go scare a few Breathers? It's been ages since I've scared someone." Ash grinned, not really wanting the date to end. "Besides, I believe I still hold the title of Scare Master."

LYDIA

After a while Lydia appeared back in the attic soaked to her evil demonic bone. She shook herself off like a dog, not caring who or what got wet.

LYDIA

"Yeah right." Lydia grumbled before floating up through the ceiling to be left alone on the roof. "Can anything else go wrong today?!" She shouted towards the dark, clouded heavens. A thunderclap responded followed by a heavy downpour that had her soaking wet in seconds. "Great! Fan-fucking-tastc!" She exclaimed.

Stranger Beetles

"I had none in mind, dearie." Ash grinned, kissing his cheek happily before gently tangling their fingers with his. "I missed this, us talking truthfully like old times."