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4 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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5 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
5 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
6 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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6 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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@Rithy I was thinkin around average height.
Was searching the asian martial arts like kung fu and wushu and their forms when I came across this mastahpiss!
Casually looks through the cs...
(*)=Optional
Name:
*Alias:
Continent of Birth: (Carthian, Penultish, High Mister, Crysterian, Valenndalic/Dalic)
Race: (Human, Orc, Half-Elf, Elf (Wood, Dark, High), Tiefling, Gnome, Dwarf)
*Sexuality:
*Appearance: (If using a picture please use hider)
Age:
Starter Equipment:
Personality:
Character Traits: *five-six words that might help me better understand how your character interacts with the world* Ie. Perceptive, Brave, Intuitive, Trusting, etc.
Strengths:
Weaknesses:
Fears:
Class: (Bard (or Enchanter), Fighter/Warrior, Rogue, Mage, Ranger, Barbarian, Monk, Paladin)
Mage School of Foci: *For Mage characters only* (Constitution, Divine (Clerics), Destruction, Pact (Warlock), Primal, Necromancy, Blood, Force)

Brief History:
*Theme Song: (Theme-fitting Instrumentals preferred)


Continent of Birth: (Carthian, Penultish, High Mister, Crysterian, Valenndalic/Dalic)


High Mister



@Life in Stasis I meant it as in "doesn't trust others very easily" so he is less "trusting" towards others.
Prob shoulda clarified that but was keeping the one word rule.

Edit: So at weaknesses I listed things which he Lacks*
He lacks trust towards others, he lack restraint towards targets and he lacks whatever it is you need to form relationships.
3 elves and the forest creature girl woman thingy.
*Forest Themed Team*
@Alisdragon911 Plasma Sword - use your lightning powers to encase the sword in plasma effectively creating a light saber :^)

@Famotill
Yeah so that's about it. There are some questions and points I need clarified though.
-Can my character's history remain a secret?
-Which class suits a samurai best?
-Assuming my character has reached the peak in his swordsman skills, could he still refine his other magical skills? Can he also have a magical skill? Was thinking of lightning which he focuses in the sword.
-Also knowledge about tieflings. How strong are they compared to humans? How fast? Any differences? Elaborate on their god.
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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