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Everything is AI because plagiarism is profitable and because people think we’re in a dark age where skills like art and writing haven’t been democratized to hell and back for decades already
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Shoutout to all the gay mfs for being remembered by corporate America for a month
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i forgot like half of you until you existed on my profile again lmao. you know what we have dms for this sorry mods
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I invented necromancy and the windmill. I beat the sun in a poker match during the summer of 1273 and God hasn't felt the same since.


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Katrina's just gonna barge in like "whats with the child"
I stopped existing for a moment

I exist again now though. So I’ll see what I can write.

Also, just a thought but a discord server might help us communicate back and forth. What do you think? @Illogical Jim


Jack Hawthorne

Location: Limbo
Skills: Extra-planar Navigation
Spells: Twilight Doorway
Outfit




How many years had it been? Jack could… Scarcely recall. He had once been a close companion of the X-Men in another time and place. Charles Xavier and him spent many hours of the day discussing secrets of their unique worlds- Of deep magic and powerful mutation. Once, the two even took a trip into Jack’s mind to confront something that Ororo likely recalled. Of course, Jack himself was a wizard, and not a mutant, but he still considered Ororo, Charles and the other X-Men friends.

”Red- Ah, yes. The cloak… Where do I even begin with this? I was simply minding my business at the Twilight Pass, when this cloak found itself to me. And the Eye of Agamoto as well. Stephen Strange has left this mortal coil at long last, and it would seem that I and two others have been chosen as his successor to the mantle of earth’s Sorcerer Supreme. Just as the Eye rested over my neck, a portal whisked me away to the world of Limbo. I met two others- Madalyn and Annika. They were also given a cloak and eye. Why he chose three and not one, I do not know. Just moments ago, we met a friend of mine- The late Belasco’s daughter. Apparently, Magik killed him.”

”I opened a portal to take a shortcut to a place that Ananym- His daughter- Was leading us to… And the exit overlapped a stepping disc. That is how I find myself here now,” Jack continued. ”I… Did not expect to be here. This is a pleasant surprise, but a surprise no less. What year is it here? How long has it been since we last spoke?”

Whatever her answer, it was surely longer than Jack had realized. Long ago, he could’ve stayed in one place with her and the rest of the X-Men. He and Charles made progress in unseating a great monstrosity from his inner mind. But for his own shortsighted reason, the shadow-walker left in the dead of night one evening, leaving only a brief note behind that thanked them all for their kindness.

Such was his way, to always keep moving forward.

Leah Jordan

Location: Framework
Skills: Battlefield Manipulation
Today’s Fit





What in the god damn fuck was that fucking guy? And why did he have a fucking volcano in his left tit?! Leah didn’t know that Diana was the one at the wheel right now, so the conclusion she came to was that Usagi must’ve been into some weird shit. Then again, it didn’t take Mr. Krakatita to extrapolate such information. He was swinging around a giant fuck-off flaming axe- That much she did understand and watched it sail right over her head. This was a time to open up herself, and so she reached deep into the ground to rip it apart. Alas, Leah overestimated her control in this current situation, so she didn’t get the boulder to loose itself from the dirt, only raising the ground by about half a foot. In the time it took her to focus on this, Mount Mammary got in a good swing.

Leah blacked out and woke up back on one of the pedestals. She looked herself over and, holy shit. She was normal again. Whatever the hell Zarina did to her was undone… The pain stopped. She was shorter, and felt none of that burning power inside her chest anymore. Leah stayed there for a moment, staring at her hands as if she had gone crazy and just missed the gray skin she had moments ago. What happened to her? She was trained to deal with curveballs for years, this shouldn’t be affected her this badly. Why? Why?

She took in a deep breath.

The wind does not move the mountain, She thought to herself. It comes, and it goes. It was a way to remind herself to be a rock, and that she had to be better than this. It was a simulation. A test. A game which one or two of them had godlike control over. So, detached from the battlefield, Leah put her strategist skills to proper use. Leah saw Ed and Zarina both gunning for a weapon. If those two both worked together then they could theoretically snap Magma Milkers out of existence. But she doubted they would coordinate like that. Even if they did, Usagi was holding the reins to end all reins, and so this would go on until they amused her or all wiped. This must’ve been an “impossible odds” situation. One to determine how they handled themselves in a situation where they couldn’t win to begin with.

For all intents and purposes, they were playing a game- and Usagi was the opponent. How do you win a game without a viable win condition? You don’t. If they can’t win, then Usagi couldn’t lose. But if Leah’s team didn’t actually lose either… No, the simulation would just escalate past their abilities.

Unless they did well enough now.

Leah re-entered the battlefield, walking up to Victoria’s side and staying there. ”He’s huge, and has a lot of reach. If we stay out of it and keep him in his then he can’t hit us with that axe. I can’t make quicksand without April. But…”

Leah bent down and slammed both of her hands into the dirt. She poured her power into it to turn the ground under the Voluptuous Volcano’s feet into a huge pit of fine sand. Ideally, his mass would cause him to sink like a rock when he shuffled around, causing him to get stuck.

”Do you think Zarina could glitch in a few phaser rifles on vaporize to fuck him up?”



Anyone who wants to have met Katrina but hasn’t posted a sheet yet is more than welcome to hit me up.
Ever seen a devil go to church? Me neither.

Touch-based healer named Panacea

Hi

I just found this and it looks interesting. Here’s an idea for a character. An occult magician. The resident heretic who pissed off a demon and got absurdly lucky by walking away with some magical power. The magic is inherently “bad” and would scare the shit out of a monk or a priest, but they aren’t an evil person. They travel from place to place pretending to just be some lowly drifter, but they have a fascination with magic and wish to learn more and just survive like anyone else.

They’re actually a pretty decent person. Probably a little rough around the edges and wouldn’t fit in at a monastery, but you’re ultimately better off with them and not without them. They’ve likely made enemies just by being “touched” by the forces of Hell.
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