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Teemo!

Location: Dripstone Cave
Words Written: 692
XP Gained: 1
Mentions: Kamek and the Koopa Troop @DracoLunaris, Primrose @Yankee
Powers Used: Guerilla Warfare


The bugs were no match for the motley crew's assault, to little surprise of the Yordle. This was no solo mission where whole columns of enemies could be flattened in second by a carefully planned rockfall. Every dart had to be aimed carefully to be delivered into the small frame of a bug. Though it was no careful composition with bans and agreed upon picks, the comrades Teemo had unexpectedly found himself among definitely seemed to not only hold their own but also fill quite a variety of roles that he could rely upon them to fill out his deficiencies in the moment. Be it the beefiness of the one with the really big spikey shell, to the guys with staves, he felt that at least at the moment he probably wasn't going to die. Well, insofar as a Yordle could die the little badger chuckled mentally, for now oblivious to the different rules of life and death in this new realm.

He turned once addressed. Saluting with thumb, index and middle fingers to his fuzzy forelock he gave the short but accurate reply: "Captain Teemo."

Truth be told, having only now gained some semblance of sobriety following the consumption of mushrooms that - whatever its real name was - would most certainly be illegal in any civilization that came upon them, he was quite confused. But he saw the Koopa Troop rushing off to meet new foes and reasoned that if they had saved his life they must be allies. Thus he made the decision to go over to help out. The new foes seemed if anything to be even more minute in scale compared to the last ones, a problem that ensured his dartsmanship was made all the harder with their zigging and zagging. While he was confident he could hit them even from this distance, the occasional miss still wouldn't be worth exhausting his admittedly finite supply of darts, particularly given his lack of any poisoned tips should a more threatening foe appear. It was thus that he focused on once more hiding behind any stone he could find to make use of Guerilla Warfare, launching fast but deadly salvos once the new enemies were much closer to be hit with more accuracy and eliminating the possibility they would dodge the admittedly slow projectiles that the darts were.

Not having had to contribute much given the apparent competence of the turtle folk, Teemo went on to collect any darts that weren't shattered by impact after the fight was over, muttering "Waste not, want not." to himself as he did so. While obviously he needed these people to survive, his discomfort at being in what wasn't exactly a solo mission was already coming into some degree of play. But for the sake of himself and others he like, he knew to damn well shut up about it rather than being a lone wolf drama queen.

As he followed the party, he frowned at some of the words being spoken. They mentioned others, and paths taken, events he wasn't privy too. "You guys have one hell of a story to tell when we're safe!" he said, looking around. "I reckon wherever this is, its quite far from Bandle City." he added, now back to muttering grimly.

With the march not ceasing, the sight of items for the taking my have lured the eyes of the rest of the party, but not recognizing any of them he turned his gaze towards the mushrooms instead. He certainly did not recognize these either, but a mushroom was a mushroom. Be it for eating or for slaughtering, a mushroom could always find use. Though he wouldn't eat them quite yet, he made sure to grab as many to hide in his satchel as he could, only ceasing when his tiny frame became all but comically oversized with the sudden intake of baggage.

After listening to one proposal of how to proceed, he nonchalantly pointed his blowpipe towards the basilisks and lizard people, and even more nonchalantly given the contents of his words made his own suggestion: "If we got time let's kill those guys. All of 'em."
I don't know why my hider isn't working.


You have an unclosed h3 tag beginning at "what do you bring to the table"


Here is the most of the sheet. Depending on how much creative liberty we have for how we can describe the events that lead to the character appearing on the ship, I might slightly change the life in the crew section.
Having just finished rewatching cowboy bepop im absolutely interested

Would want to play a cyborg doctor/scientist%engineer fella on the run after a little unethical experimentation
Teemo!

Location: Dripstone Cave / Old Memories (flashback)
Words Written: 894
XP Gained: 2
Mentions: Kamek and the Koopa Troop @DracoLunaris
Powers Used: Guerilla Warfare

The little yordle couldn’t quite remember what had lead him to lying down here.

There he was, Darius. Walking right up the top lane of the Summoner’s Rift, flourishing his axe this way and that. But he thought Teemo had returned to the shop. He had a whole ‘nother thing coming as Teemo raised his blowpipe, the armour-clad warrior in the Scout’s crosshairs.

Wait, no. That happened before.

Those Darkin had no business being so close to Bandle-City, but that would be fixed really quick.The little soldier giggled the slightest bit as one of them stepped on a puff-cap mushroom, the fungus exploding horribly to send them airborne. Carefully Teemo reached down to his pouch, and selected a blinding dart in lieu of the standard poison tips. That guy who thought he was so badass wouldn’t be able to swing his sword if he couldn’t see a thing.

Hold on, not that either. Oh, this was it. Strolling through this strange new cave, the realization that Teemo had no rations got him thinking that he ought forage for supplies while he was here. A little drink was collected in his waterskin, and what he thought to be one of thousands of species of fungus that he knew so well was picked up for a light snack. Reckoning it was better to carry it in his belly than in his bag, he placed the morsel in his mouth and chomped down with furry cheeks puffing amidst the effort to masticate. As the juices ran out into his mouth, he realized that this was no mushroom he had ever encountered before. Though he spat it out, it was far too late for the toxins had already made contact with the flesh of his mouth and began running down into his digestive systems. As he dropped down, he made sure to land on the helmeted part of his head and fall in such a way he would neither suffocate nor choke on saliva. As he contemplated the strange new environment he found himself in, Teemo began to slide into a slow delirium.

Rather abruptly he was awakened, darkness all around him. He could of course see that he was in the dark, and he could make out that he was in a cave. What exactly brought him to consciousness? Well, he could see something out there. A guy not much bigger than himself wielding magic, a turtle of somesort? His buddies weren’t too different from him. But, whatever those turtle guys were, it seemed that at least for the moment their causes were similar to that of Teemo. Namely, they were concerned with not being consumed by the bugs floating about this cave, as was Teemo. Who exactly they were could be figured out later, and if necessary dealt with. But just as in the summoner’s rift, now was the time to make peace with any who would stand together against his enemy.

Now more or less completely lucid, Teemo began to run back away from the mosquitoes, feigning a full retreat as he hopped over a rock to hide his tiny body behind. He would stand completely still, his body melding with the shadows as he began his old practice of Guerilla Warfare.
Grabbing his blowpipe, he began to select a dart to fire at the mosquitoes, but was rather disappointed when he looked among his belongings. He lacked any poisoned and blinding ones, and it was thus that he would have to make do with the many he had that lacked any sort of coating for further potency. Slotting it into the blowpipe after having made sure he had properly made use of the cover to obscure himself in entirety for a few seconds, it was time to act.

Hopping out from the side, Teemo would unleash a quick salvo of several darts at the closest mosquitoes to him while he still had an element of surprise.

Then he would begin what some referred to as kiting. He would take a few steps back while reloading his blowpipe, fire it, and then keep moving and reloading in a repeat of this cycle.

All this time Teemo would seek to communicate with his team. Oddly, he was unable to ping them any of the usual things he would when fighting with such strange allies as he could in the summoner’s rift. That’s why he had to go with the simple alternative of shouting across the cave to them.

“Keep the pressure on!” he shouted towards them, the little yordle’s speech bearing the high pitch and soft but almost squealing timbre that the words of a very young boy would. However, they also had a volume, power, and delivery to them that implied this was certainly no adolescent.

“I’ll keep a few coming at me, if we split their attention we can pick them off one by one!” he continued, announcing the very simple strategy against the bugs that he hoped would nonetheless be effective given the stupidity that wilds insects had even when being of this magnitude.

There was of course the concern that these were some sort of magical bugs, but then he would simply have to adapt as any true Scout would. Thankfully, it seemed his unexpected comrades were just as acquainted with violence as he was.
Post effectively done will be up tmrw
GREATER DALARAN


Antonidas hummed happily to himself as he rode along, punctuating the silence left by the brooding Elven Prince riding alongside him.

Eventually however, Kael’Thas did speak. “Truly, Antonidas. This is the third time you have demanded I have come with you on these… excursions, and I still see no value in them.”

The Archmage guffawed at the Prince’s words, shaking his head. “Well, first of all be fair to me dearest Kael’Thas. I never demanded it of you. I simply thought it would help you attain… enlightenment. Or perhaps even peace that has been evading your troubled mind. I would think the fruits of our labour would put a smile on your face.”

“If I said I am not a child in need of being cheered up, would you consider that childish?”

“No, but whimsical nonetheless. Do you really not feel… satisfaction, seeing what we have done?”

“Forgive the impoliteness for a reply with my own question, but do you?”

Antonidas paused for a long and hard moment to ponder his reply, before slowly and cautiously stating “No, I do not. But - and I mean this with all due respect to you - the bigger picture is not visible to you. I know exactly how much more work must yet be done. I know exactly how close we are to failure, to total collapse at any moment. I know how many in the world wish to see us fail, and what the consequences will be if we do. None of this weighed on my mind half a decade ago, and my mind simply hasn’t had the time to acclimate to this new world of Dalaran.” The Mage paused, scratching the bridge of his nose with his staff disguised as a simple walking stick. Another sigh preceded the continuation of his monologue. “Maybe bringing you along is a waste of time. But I think the fact you have not declined a single time means that, deep down, you see that value in witnessing how the people we have come to safeguard live. If you will forgive a little speculation, perhaps you are trying to right wrongs that infuriated your father?”

Kael gave Antonidas a glare to not push the subject, prompting the old man to hunch down faintly. “My apologies, Kael. I shan’t speak of it again.”

Seeing the old man’s remorse for his words the Prince himself softened, now himself regretting the furious but unspoken words exchanged. “I am lost. Everything I have done I have believed was for the best. You have helped me assure myself of that. But what am I to think when in the fulfillment of my sworn duties I lose my birthright? Don’t reply if you have nothing new to say. We’ve already discussed this to death.”

“Yes, we have. But I’ll tell you what!” the old wizard began, his aged fingers now scrabbling impotently at the top of an orange he was failing to peel.

“Let me help you.” Kael began, seeing Antonidas struggle, his own fingers starting to frame the necessary glyphs to peel the fruit from afar. Just as quickly Antonidas waved a hand to exert small waves of force on the Elf’s hands to painlessly but decisively push them away from casting his spell. “I can peel my own damn orange, I need no magic!” The Archmage declared, heavy breaths following the outcry. “Hmmm. Apologies once more, dear boy.” the pre-centenarian apparently seeing no irony in using such a misnomer for a man thousands of years old. “But, I will clue you into something that few in Dalaran save myself know. In fact, I believe nobody save myself for the moment. There will be a conference of sorts in the coming days. The leaders of all nations present or former of the alliance, including your father. As part of my attaches, Councillor Kael’Thas would fit in very well.”

Before the disgraced Prince could reply, a thrown axe knocked the orange that Antonidas had at last succeeded in starting to peel right out of his hands. Another one struck the wizard, but bounced off of the mana shield upon him.

The duo looked to the right upon a mass of trolls, somewhat confused at their failure to split the old man in two. Sharing an annoyed look, the duo dismounted and approached the trolls with their arms upraised.




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"Cheers."

"Cheers."

“Its a damn shame about that last manastone grind. Really thought you had the right fineness.”

“Yup. Thought I could at least try get it to work like gunpowder but… well, lets not dwell on the bad eh?”

“Damn right.”

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"Cheers."

"Cheers."

“So what was that chat with the wizards they summoned you for.”

“Oh, nothing.”

“Nothing? Nothing? A member of the damn council summoned you my dear Barad!”

The Dwarf sighed, retrieving a scroll from a pocket and unfurling it on the table between him and the gnome. “Here, take a look. Wanted me to stick cannons on golems. Said they just wanted me to get the drawn parts done, they’d animate the rest with magic.”

After a silence in which the gnome looked over the drawings, he began to scratch his sideburns thoughtfully as he mumbled to himself. “Its creative, certainly.”

“Right, it is. But I don’t want to do it. Knew you would like the idea though. That’s why I told them you would be better to talk to about it. Hope you don’t mind.”

“Well, I suppose not. If the wizards finally admit they need me, that’s a very damn good start for me getting something real done.”

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"Cheers."

"Cheers."

“So, what about your previous contracts with the Kirin Tor?”

“Oh, well, you know. I made the tractors exactly as they asked. Trouble is though, they’re too complex for the peasants what need ‘em. Did you know that the vast majority of humans can’t even read or write in their own damn language? We never saw it in Gnomeregan, Ironforge, or even here in Dalaran. All the humans we met were fancy travelers, mages, diplomats, whatever. But most humans what live in villages and the like? I’m told some of them aren’t even damn numerate. I didn’t believe it, but one village I rode out to had everyone save the blacksmith and mayor give their age in a multiple of five.”

“Gosh.”

“Right? I told the wizards they should do something about it. They said they tried. Uhm, trying. Right. Sending someone to every village to try teach kids to read and write in the day, adults in the evening. Trouble is nobody wants to attend. They’ve lived whole lives for generations without needing to know what a letter is, in both senses of the word.

“What can they do then?”

“They’re trying lots of things. One story’s quite funny. They tried paying peasants to attend, hoping it’d pay off when they would thus work more efficiently. Trouble is everybody and their bedridden granny started attending, while not even caring to actually learn. Cash is cash, and the wizards realized they couldn’t afford subsidizing something that wasn’t going to lead to anything anyway.”

“Damn tragic. Anything else?”

“Oh yeah, for once their stubbornness and arrogance will lead to something good, they’re not giving up. For now they’re reducing taxes on everything the wizards provide if one attends their schools. Medicine and the like, they don’t got to pay for it anymore. It’s not enough to get everyone on board, but the wizards reckon it’ll pay for itself. They’re also restricting positions like mayor behind being able to write more than your name, and they’re not giving my tractors to any farms where the head of the household can’t prove they can read the manuals of operation. They’re just newfangled toys to a lot of the countryside for now, but I reckon by the next agricultural cycle any farmer that has one will be jealous of any that doesn’t. Same as loggers with axes being jealous of them that has goblin buzzsaws.”

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"Cheers."

"Cheers."

“Just a damn shame really. I think I’ve been breaking down manastones for a decade now, but the only thing I’ve been able to really get done with them is make a damn great glue for magical bits. I know I can get it to work like coal, or gunpowder. I know I can. But I’m just damn missing something when I make the grains.”

The Dwarf looked at Nillio and his wistful speech, then at his glass of ale. He squinted hard at it, reaching for a washrag to use as paper and an inkwell spilled on the ground hours ago. “Hold on, hold on. Bear with me. Got an idea for you. Just need to figure out a way to put it in words. Before I’m too damn drunk. Liquid. Liquid! remember this word even if we black out everything else we say tonight.”




Vanndar looked between the map on his table and upon the city of Alterac just slightly visible across the mist and snow. His eyes shifting almost every other moment, the Dwarf reached into his belt for binoculars every few cycles of his gaze and would take a brief look upon the city before putting it back and resuming his darting view.

Alterac was so close, yet so far. Every day a new warband of the syndicate, or of the ogres, or of the frostwolves would be eliminated following a successful search and destroy operation. But every time this would only allow the combined army of the Stormpikes and Dalaranian Army to advance single digits of kilometres. At this rate, it would be years before they took the city. Yet, it was only a day’s ride away from the camp if a straight path was taken. But, with the amount of foot-troops between the assembled forces, this would devolve to several days. In those days the raids, ambushes, and pricks and prods of the more nimble enemies of man, dwarf and elf would leave it a shell of itself by the time the city was arrived at. Something had to be done if the city was to be retaken in something resembling a timely manner, and for the moment he had no idea what. The Wizards were saying they were working on some new weapons to help the war, but he somehow doubted they’d be the solution to all his problems. It was cold steel and struggle of individuals that won battles, not wonder weapons. Yet, with that said, he damn well wouldn’t mind a steam engine or twelve to be mobile hardpoints for the hypothetical convoy that would march right towards the city. Trouble was, he didn’t have any.

Licking his lips, he decided to reach down for a piece of vellum to begin writing in the runic script of the Dwarves in. The excavation teams had already dug up well enough artifacts that had already been studied to sell home for a pretty penny to prove that the venture into Alterac was profitable. Hopefully, this would be enough to convince creditors in Ironforge that he could repay them for the loans he’d need to commission ten siege engines.





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