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I HATE THE HOLIDAYS.
6 yrs ago
Justice is like an orgasm. It can never come to late.
6 yrs ago
A super powered individual who doesn't fight against super villains is a super villain.
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In Unmissed 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Dr. (Mr.) Scott: 37, white, historian (doctorate), college professor, good health (jogs daily), botanist, politically active (unspecified), married (Mrs. Scott), has one child (Billy Scott).
Assuming not a leftist he can stay
Billy Scott: 10, white, Jewish, intellectual disability (IQ 70), good health, physically strong.

Michael Perez: 3 (months), Hispanic, healthy.

Mr. Clark: 51, white, Mormon, mechanical engineer (bachelor's degree), construction consultant, handyman, outdoorsman, has four children (unaccompanied), politically active (anti-black sympathizer).

Dr. (Ms.) Rita: 66, Hispanic, Catholic, general practitioner (doctorate), poor health (two heart attacks), highly literate (quotes extensively).


BANISH

Mrs. Scott: 38, white, Jewish, obese, diabetic, psychologist (master's degree), mental health counselor, married (Dr. Scott), and has one child (Billy Scott).
Obese, unless she agrees to go on an extreme diet of 1/8 rations until she loses the weight and keeps the weight off
Ms. Perez: 23, Hispanic, Catholic, general education (9th grade), cocktail waitress, prostitute, divorced, has one child (Michael Perez).
Whore
Mr. White: 25, African-American, homosexual, medical student, musician, good health, political active (black power activist).
Militant asshole
Mrs. Anthony: 28, African-American, Protestant (minister's daughter), electronics engineer (bachelor's degree), divorced, politically active (zero population growth).
Extremely stupid
Father Mark: 37, white, Catholic, priest, farming background, good health (former college athlete), politically active (civil rights, socially liberal).
Extremely stupid
I wonder if J Jonah wants exclusive footage of the new Spiders.
In Unmissed 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Penguin Instead of life absorption how about powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Replication
In Unmissed 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
After school Tess went to a laudromat, she used some of the stolen money to wash her clothes. While she was there she scoped out the contents of the other machines that were left unattended, she stole a few choice items.

After collecting her own clothes she headed back to the abandoned & derelict car that she called home. She found four lowlifes hanging around it. Same losers that chased her off before. The leader of the pack approached her. He mouthed off about how she owed them for something or the other. One of the guys grabbed her from behind holding her in place. When the leader was close enough she kicked him square in the jewels. He crumpled to the ground clutching himself. The goons went to check on their leader. He screamed at them to get her. Tess knew something was off she never could kick that hard before. She normally would have ran but she chose to stay and fight. During the fight she produced two stingers. She marveled at their beauty for a second before she had to get them bloody. The first one to attack her with the stingers out got stabbed in the knee, he crumpled to the ground clutching his knee. The second she barely had time to react, she got a cut on her face. She swung out wildly at the knife wielder and took his hand. He ran away screaming. The third grabbed their boss and started to run. She stepped in front of them. "The One without Balls leaves, you stay. We have business to discuss." The One without Balls stumbled out of there.
@Helios J Mears you just said your character's injury stopped breathing.
Obviously Tess has just been plot targeted. A little.
Kinky

Tess groggily wakes up to find someone had broken into the bathroom. "The door was locked for a reason. Can't get no fucking privacy in this school. Be glad it was me not someone else I won't report because the bastards wouldn't believe me or they might assume I was the one picking the locks." Tess put her shirt back on & shoved past the girl. "Out of my way I got to get to class." She intentionally ignored the ramblings about being a mutant or Inhuman. As for the last she had no clue what the hell that was. She made her way to her next class Spanish. This class was literally the only one she cared for, the teacher didn't ride her like she was the prized horse about to win the Triple Crown. This was the only class she actually got a decent grade in on purpose, the rest she kept a barely passing grade just so she wouldn't have to do it again. She rubbed her sides. Nothing there, must have been a hallucination. Those fucking bastards got me sick. I'll make them pay for that.
CLOUD

Cloud took the soda. He turned it every which way. He grew weary of it and sliced one end of it off with one of the smaller swords that formed the larger gestalt sword. After taking a swig he made a face that showed he thought it was foul. He sat the can down. "Sugar is not your friend."

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"Your mouth says I shouldn't be here but another part of you says differently. How about we listen to that one first, then we can sort the rest out later."

HE-MAN & SHE-RA

He-Man put his sword away. "Unless this evil you speak of can raise the dead you shalln't have a problem with the evils of my world coming through to yours, we made sure every last sapient threat to Eternia was put down for good. We were about to begin expansion efforts into the Queen's old territory she was forced to abandon until that emblem appeared. Only threat you will face from my world is the Masters of the Universe unless I can get word to them not to invade in order to rescue us. Believe me they will invade no matter what it takes they are fiercely loyal. If this evil you speak of is truly a threat to Eternia we will help.
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