I'm literally two fucking seconds from punching my coworker in her very punchable face.
Punch him mentally for now, you need money.
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"May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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Guys, 2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is: "What the fuck was that."
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Punch him mentally for now, you need money.
I hate snapchat filters.
It's Wednesday my dudes! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
Yes.
Yesterday, I learned how to skin and gut a lamb.
(Let's hope vegans aren't triggered by this . . .)
(Let's hope vegans aren't triggered by this . . .)
I want some dark chocolate and one cup of strong, black coffee.
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The rocks aren't real? What the heck?
Funny thing is I can just imagine you glaring at all of these people.
Yes, synthetic (faux) rocks are not real and you can find them at parks, zoos, aquariums, museums and many other places.
Tch, I mostly scowl at them. It is a habit. I scowl when I am mad, happy or sad. Guess I am just... The Director of the International House Of Scowls.
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Hell, being a cashier taught me that.
"Please don't stand on the rocks, they are not real and you could b r e a k them."
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"I can't swim, help me!"
"First, put your feet down."
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"Excuse me Ma'am, this isn't a n u d e beach."
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"I can't swim, help me!"
"First, put your feet down."
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"Excuse me Ma'am, this isn't a n u d e beach."
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Being a lifeguard this summer taught me that most parents suck at watching over their kids.
Also, my favorite customers are the ones who just sun bathe and never actually put a foot in the pool.
Also, my favorite customers are the ones who just sun bathe and never actually put a foot in the pool.
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The legends lie.
If someone locked me in a room with that on repeat for an hour, I'd lose what little sanity I have left.
You? Losing sanity? That's exactly my plan.
In order to get this thread back on track...
The sound of running water calms me. Especially the sound of the river or ocean.
Legends say this calms the soul-
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