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11 mos ago
Current "May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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5 yrs ago
"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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5 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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5 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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6 yrs ago
Guys, 2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is: "What the fuck was that."
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im very afraid that im going to die alone


I don't why that struck me for some reason.
Tastes like Coronavirus.
Keeping money in your jeans can be a pretty bad fucking idea if you're doing laundry when drunk.
I lose interest once I get what I want, setting myself for a new goal.
Right now dealing with a toss up of which is worse - my daughter being old enough to drink (legally) on her next birthday, or my oldest son getting his learners permit this summer. (Neither are making me feel like a spring chicken lol)


Protective mother. You just don't want them to grow up.
I took my 12 and 13 year old to a trampoline park last night. The place was loaded with middle schoolers. No, Packed!!


You're giving me baby fever, man. Drop it.
I do not like trouble. Anything out of the ordinary or routine is often viewed with skepticism, often overshadowed by perceiving it as possible threat.


I like starting trouble with people I like because their anger is so sweet and I could never get enough of it.
I want start trouble.
I've always disliked my eye color.
<Snipped quote by Chasebloodcrest>

That last line just makes me think of the really creepy indie horror game called "Feed Me Billy" I'm too deep in the horror community I think.


*me who just logged off the dark web* hOrRor coMMuniTy iS silLy.
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