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  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
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7 yrs ago
WHO DAT BOY, 911
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8 yrs ago
Stop and frisk me, daddy. Unf.
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9 yrs ago
Organize a strike in your school or workplace on the grounds that it does not satisfy your need for indolence & spiritual beauty.
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In THIS OR THAT 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Suicide.

I actually think I'd rather deal with hiccups though, Idk.

You lose your sense of hearing, or you keep your sense of hearing, but you will always hear a song you hate, just loud enough to notice for the rest of your life.
@Hjalti I'm so sorry for your loss :<

In news that will hopefully give you a giggle-- Dali is probably going to want to bang Shin-Mu
Granted. You can do anything and will inevitably run out of things to do. You will never die, because you never were, but you are, your existence is a contradiction and ultimately you'll be driven to suicidal insanity because of it.

I wish anytime someone felt pain, it was instead me who felt it. lol
I want reptilians to bash me ;)
I have this dream of playing a character in an rp that doesn't die off due to lack of interest.
In THIS OR THAT 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Chili cheese 100%

You will never have sex, and can only masturbate once every blue moon, it takes days to finish but the climax is the best thing anyone will ever feel.

or

You will get laid 24/7, but you are incredibly sensitive and sex only feels slightly above 'meh.'
That sounds grody and painful for everyone involved.

Clawing and punching for dominance in bed, to the point that blood and the fear of death is involved?
Granted. She's a high Priestess of the Holy Widow Arachne-- she's the most attractive and fertile spider-centaur of her kind and is incredibly civilized and cultured. Of course, she's also a loyal follower of her Bloody Matriarch, the Silken Widow Arachne-- so she eats you alive while having sex, you settle down in her stomach.

I wish I had a 6th sense that helped me determine where drugs are.
I think Leafy is cute.
Wanna start soon.
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