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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In Spam, You're all Scaredy Cats. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

In Give me an S! give me a T! give me an U! give me a P! give me an I! give me a D! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Esper said
Awww. I bet you'll be a great daddy.

My plan for him/her is flawless 8D

In Give me an S! give me a T! give me an U! give me a P! give me an I! give me a D! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Esper said
OMG congratulations. How are you feeling?

Thank ye! I'm....actually more adjusted to the idea than I was last year. I'm just sort taking it one step at a time.

Chloe is very excited though, and that makes me happier in the thought.

In Give me an S! give me a T! give me an U! give me a P! give me an I! give me a D! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Doivid said
Holy ballsGuess we better gear up for spam next gen. If its a boy he can marry mikebea's daughter

xDDD.

In Give me an S! give me a T! give me an U! give me a P! give me an I! give me a D! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Doivid said
Wait so chloe IS pregnant?!

Yah, bruh.

3 weeks.

In Give me an S! give me a T! give me an U! give me a P! give me an I! give me a D! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Esper said
Admitting I have a problem and trying to better myself. That and work. I like not being broke. How are you my favorite beer drinking person I have not exchanged pleasantries with in quite some time?

I'm good, getting used to the idea of becoming a parent.

In Spam → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Blitzkrieg said
Brainwash them so they no longer expect that you are manipulating them.And drown any guilt you have in alcohol.

^ Now this is how you do it!

In If you are reading this, don't blink. Blink and you're dead. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Mtntopview said
Sweet. Will freedom crash the party?

You give me this sudden urge to strangle you....

....let's see if it stops.....nope....it's actually rising faster now...

In Spam → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

BrobyDDark said
Making friends is simple. All it takes is sedative, rope, and belief that after enough time in your basement they will develop Stockholm Syndrome.

^ The dummy's guide to making friends and/or kidnapping people.

In Give me an S! give me a T! give me an U! give me a P! give me an I! give me a D! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Esper said
Drago. <3

ESPUUUUURRRRR!

How're you!?

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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