Dragon Age: Inquisition has quickly rose to be one of my favourite games by bioware. Sure the story is a lot simpler, but damn they needed a good villain, Bioware that is(No, Meredith, or The Archdemon aren't good villains, they are just final bosses.), and ***** Really delivers. All I can say, is that he needed more screen time.
I've thoroughly enjoyed it so far.
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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts.
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.
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Smiral said
remember that time britain did a remake of that 70s show
Remember when the times the US remade a bunch of British TV shows?
:p
Magic Magnum said
So alternate universe?If that's what they're doing why didn't they just say so? :/I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to argue here.Are you saying it's going to be like the prequels? Are you saying the original trilogy was lame?Are you saying the expanded universe was lame? If so you seriously need to check out the Old Republic Era.
Original Trilogy was gr8, the story was simple though, you cannot deny that, it wasn't really anything mind breaking or seriously out there, the universe, ,the effects that mixed CGI and practical effects were great. I was not saying the originals were lame.
I'm saying that the new movie(and eventual trilogy) will try and follow the same story, same basic plot, and just be bland as hell.
Also, I didn't say "All" of it, I said "a lot" of it was terrible. Old Republic era stuff is really gr8, and a few things from other eras were pretty good too. the majority of it though? fuckin garbo.
Magic Magnum said
Even as I huge star wars fan, I'm not getting my hopes up with this movie yet.Disney has shown big signs of treating Star Wars as one of their "Tearing it to shreds and make an abomination" series rather than "We just own it, but we'll it do it's own thing" series seeing as how they are not only making Leia a Disney Princess but declared anything outside the movies (All of star wars best lore and story-telling) as being non-canon. Big indicators they see star wars as a cash in rather than something to respect and keep flourishing (Though to be fair, George Lucas can be criticized for the same).Regardless of such, even if there was no concerns about Disney trying to just cash in they still set the standards/expectation even higher for themselves. Because now they don't only need to make a movie worthy of the other movies, but they need to make a movie worthy of replacing the many years of the expanded star wars universe.
To be fair, a lot of the EU Stuff was pretty fuckin terrible in the first place.
Plus, we all fuckin know where this "Sequel" Trilogy thing is gonna go(if they turn it into a trilogy, but they will). First new movie = "We are so lucky! we've had peace for so long! *New enemy appears* "OH NO! how did we not know these generic evil villains will come and fight us! I know! lets go and get Luke and co! *Old stars return as old versions of their original characters and defeat the villains, kinda, sorta* "YAY! we sure saved the day!" Second new movie = To cut the bullshit, villains win, opens path for the next movie to be how dire the situation is and how they *Zordon voice* "MUST SAVE THE GALAXY FROM UTTER PERIL OF THESE GENERIC VILLAINS"
Episode 3 will the heroes yet again saving the galaxy from total dominion! 8D doesn't that sound like something truly worthy of becoming the original trilogy's successsor, or does it sound like a generic copy of the plot that was a simple version of the "Hero must....*heavily sniffs* SAVE THE WORLD!
Trust me, I've lost all hope in Star Wars.
"something something Watchmen reference something."
Magic Magnum said
It always easy to spot an Aly posts cause she's like the only person on the site to have their own background. :PSo it's over an terrorist attack?If had a remembrance day for all of those we might as well be trying to remember failed terrorists 24/7.
Gunpowder Plot
Read about it. There was more to it than just a regular terrorist attack.
Awson said
I forgot.
You should not have forgot...the ghost of Guy Fawkes will rape your mind.
Magic Magnum said
Why is everyone making such a big deal of Nov 5th?
Guy Fawkes tried to blow up the parliament in Britain.
Basically, "Remember remember the 5th of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot."
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