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"A spoiled brat on a power trip, my least favorite form of civvie."

Teller rubbed at his faceplate in pure frustration, and extended his knife hand further. First directing it at the sassier of the pair, he intoned "You oughta heed the advice of your friend there. After all, unless you can trigger that little safety umbrella of yours faster than I can go from a low ready to shooting, that's a second's time at most by the way, you oughta be just as worried about me as she is. As for helping you, if there is something in it for me then I'm happy to lend an assist, so maybe next time you oughta open with 'there'll be something in it for you' not 'we'll allow you to help' eh? Might give a guy the wrong idea, especially when he just got done gunning down another man for, presumably, your own entertainment. Now, since you're here, I presume you did some recon, have an obj to hit? Or did you hurry to RV with me before you did any recon?"

Finally lowering his knife-hand, Teller raised his face-plate so as to not provide a more intimidating visage than was necessary. Walking up to the pair, he couldn't help the sense of dread welling up inside him. Civvies on an op were always, always a bad sign. They didn't know how to move, they always had their own objective and they were all willing to send good soldiers and Marines to their deaths for some abject scientific curiosity. Now, at least here he could at any point decide to fuck off and leave them high and dry if it looked too likely to get him killed. After all, James had no intention of dying here, of letting some ass-wagon walk off with his soul in a necklace. After all, the implication of them gathering souls from opponents and then receiving a wish at the end was....disturbing, to the say the least. After all, he had no intention of letting his soul be consumed so as to provide some other Schmuckatelli with his wish for eternal booze or something similarly stupid.
@13org

Its K, I ain't interesting anyway!
Guys, I need help! I'm making my CS, but I've hit a serious problem...

I need your tree puns, I need them all!



EDIT:

Alright, thus is the first iteration of my character. I spent most of the creation time trying, and failing, to think of good tree puns.

Making sure to announce I'm not dead. Had a...REALLY bad weekend, but now I'm on the roll again
@Bazmund

Thinking of making a Dryad sharpshooter for the party, so with that in mind I had two questions

1. An echo of the earlier, approx. how long should a Dryad live?
2. How deep is the average Dryad's connection to nature in general? Are we talking 'feel the pain of every tree' or 'other than my home tree, a tree is but a tree'?
Color me interested, seems a fun concept and a quite worthwhile universe.
Hmm, an interesting concept, something unlike anything I've ever tried before. Allow me to present my interest.
Historic AND hysteric?

Provided you still want more people, color me interested!
"Oh what the fuck now? Can't I get just a couple hours without anything happening? That'd be nice."

Shaking his armored head, Teller held his rifle in a low ready with his left hand and with his right formed a knife hand and pointed it at the pair. His voice projected out in a low, gravelly tone "Long time no see Miss Amelia. As for you, ma'am, I got enough sleep, thanks for the concern. Now regardin your investigation,
why in Sam Hill would I want to help out, let alone ask and be 'allowed'? I ain't exactly drowning in good-will here, and no offense to either of you but we sure as hell ain't friends, least not right now. What's in it for me?
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Now, the Captain would usually be more than willing to stop some dumb-ass civvie from getting themselves killed by poking their head where it didn't belong, but here he had limited resources and, indeed, limited vitality. He didn't feel like expressing weakness to one of those college brats, but he was indeed very tired, and he'd need to find somewhere else to set camp up eventually. He had one edge over his fellow competitors, or at least he probably did, as most of them seemed to be civilians. This meant they probably weren't quite as used to the way modern warriors dealt with fatigue, which was to say stubbornly ignoring it, and also they were likely to maintain a more normal sleep schedule, which made night travel safer from his fellow competitors. Shaking his head slightly to clear this off-topic string of thought, he cranked the volume on Yukiko's playlist to help keep him awake.
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