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5 yrs ago
I like how it's an option to pm yourself.
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6 yrs ago
I need a vacation...
6 yrs ago
Is this just the week of weirdness? Or is it just me?
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6 yrs ago
My dog died.
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6 yrs ago
*Turns with uninterested look* Just give them what they want, they're like Slaanesh. They'll get bored with it quick.

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who has time for that?

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Resorje and the others ended up in the Teeth of madness, at the entrance of the labyrinth. He coughed from having the air knocked out of him, then got up. He then used some more of the Divine energy he was given to open a portal, since it wouldn't make the curse activate. "Great, now I'm only useful to turn spells off and open gates. Just great." He and the others walked through into the Rift, outside his mother's forbidden colossus. He sent the Golems to take the Arch-fiends to the Lab space they were made in and then he sat down in thought. He had lost one of the things that made him him, all because he wanted to show his aunt a lesson, even at his mother's expense. He had expected her to have a tantrum, but rather, she was petty and took away his magic by making it even more dangerous to use it. Like it wasn't dangerous enough already. His mother was going to have a field day with his punishment.




Dirka woke up, and the hangover hit her hard. She got up off a terrified Deruga, who had vomit on his shoulder and a lot of scratches and holes in his robes. They looked at each other, she looked away embrassed and he simply sighed and dropped his head. "You need to learn control when it comes to high spirits." She got up with a huff and inspected herself. All she wore was a tore under robe, grime on her legs and arms, and the rest of her clothes were scattered on the floor. She snapped her fingers and a towel came to her. She grabbed her clothes and headed to the garden awkwardly. "I need to be cleaned. Im sure you have things to do, so...um...shew!" She said sheepishly.
Deruga laid there for a moment, simply stunned. His wife had just spent the last hour before falling asleep chasing him and attacking him, and she get's up half a Day on Earth, a whole 36 hours in the Rift, and doesn't even say a thing about it.
That'd be something she'd tease him about, but now he was surprised. And worried.
@ReusableSword
As long as he goes through the labyrinth and mountains first, it sounds like a lovely idea.
@Archangel89

Yes, all sections are required.

Envy may be jealous of others, but their are things that would make her slightly unique.

So far so good
@Archangel89

Please do, because the one I made is piss poor.
@Lilaen@JakRipper88@JackDLemmy@WittyReference@Cio@In Crypt Dead

Since we have no takers for Envy, I will control them until I find some one to fill said role. The IC will open tonight, and I'll start it off. Any questions?

EDIT: Also, for those of you who haven't put your CS in the CS tab, please do so.
@Rune_Alchemist

Dirka raised her hands in defeat. "Fine, but if that girl is destroyed beyond recognition, I'll wake mom up! And we both know how that'll go." She opened a portal to the Rift and left, grumbling that her sanity returned at the wrong moment.




When she returned, she saw the arch-fiends were gone, and so was her son. She sighed and rubbed her temples. "I need a drink. I wonder if I have any Fealvnik left from the festival? She walked to her lab and sat on a solitary stone surrounded by a mana pool on all sides. She sat cross legged and snapped her fingers. A wooden flask carved to look like a dragon appeared and floated to her. She grabbed it and ripped the top of it off.

40 minutes later...

Deruga walked into his wife's lab, reading a tome on poly-morphing, then heard deranged, hiccuping giggles. He looked up, wide eyed, to see a drunk half decent Dirka shooting a bow and arrow at a terrified nixie that hung from the wall. "By father Time's eye, what in the 32 tortures happened to get you this depressed?!" She gave him a sultry look then aimed the bow at him, and before he knew it, an arrow hole was in his robes an inch below you know where. "Come h-*hic*-ere, boy toy~ *hic*." He trembled and looked between her and the hole in his robes. Remind me...Why did I fall for her?

@Lord Zee

That's the plan.

Plus, he'd be so much of an asshole now that while they combat, he'll insult her character more.

EDIT: Hence both could get something out of it.
@Lord Zee

Well, he isn't human now is he? Death, no. Maiming and scars, removal of limbs, and a concussion, or even a curse I'm okay with.

But death is out of the question.

Plus, he'll probably enjoy the pain.
@Cio

No, no envy yet, but if we don't get someone for it by sunday, then I'll control envy.
@Lord Zee

No, I don't want him to die. He's just an ass.

EDIT: But if he at least looses an arm, that's okay
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