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Diddly Do

Magnus looked at the planet, astonished. "I-" he paused "I can't thank you enough." He said with unmatched enthusiasm. He hasn't owned a ship since it was destroyed by, let's say, unfortunate consequences on his end. "Well, I guess this is where I get off and I say goodbye. Maybe we'll see each other around sometime. And given the chance, I could "return" the favor." He said suggestively while packing his things. "Again, thanks for everything. You don't know how grateful I am." he said while waiting for her to go towards the planet.

Diddly Do

"Well, I'm sorry to intrude, uh, Manny was it? I was a bit rude before. How about we just start over. Hi, I'm Magnus Magisterium of the planet of Venuleceso. You can call me whatever you want, except Maggie. God I hate that name." he said while rolling his eyes. "I was sent through a portal near yourself and I had to board you or else I would've died. Thanks for letting me stay by the way. You can still go to that shindig or whatever. I'll just be along for the ride until I can find somewhere where I can get off." Once finished, Magnus took the wicker chest with all his belongings inside it and side down on it.

"You're fine at socializing, it's just that I've had a pretty stressful-" he looks at his brother's watch, "hour or so and I just want to relax for a minute." He talks a deep breath, folds his hands and lowers his forehead towards, then lowers his hands and head towards his feet slowly while sighing. He then suddenly jerks up with a smile and waits for a response.

Hider

Ok, so just from now on I want to make it clear what Magnus has with him so far. I don't want to make it seem like he has any deus ex machina things with him. So here's a catalog, I guess.
-A small purple circus tent
-his full brother Nester's watch that tells the time of their home planet and also serves as a sort of signal for emergencies
-A wicker chest
contents inside chest:
-a wooden sign saying "The Magnificent Magnus Reveals All!"
-and another smaller sign saying "10 units for 10 minutes"
-a small broken bottle that smells like pepperment
-a wad of yeti hair that smells like peppermint
-a deck of cards
-a pair of sunglasses
-a first aid kit
-a swiss army knife
-a box of matches
-a pocket sized apothecary kit
-3 empty bottles
-5 cans of soup
-about a yard (or meter) of rope
-another robe that looks exactly like the one he has on now
-a half burnt notebook and pen
-a small box of various currencies inside it
-a half-filled water bottle
-a hatchet
-a tiny piece of ribbon from the high priestess
-an outdated atlas of the known universe
-an old book of battle strategies
-and a picture of his family.
This entails everything that he has. Aight? Good.

Diddly Do

"That's a great offer but I'd rather be somewhere where the ground isn't trying to seduce me." Magnus said with a combination of uncomfortableness and intrigue. "Is there anywhere you'd recommend dropping me off? Like a space station or refuge of some kind?" he asked.

Diddly Do

Magnus was at first startled by the realization, but came to terms with the creature. If he weren't riding on the creature now, he would've been frozen to death and suffocated at that point. The creature was going somewhere and Magnus needed to protect the creature at all costs. He rummaged through his belongings to find at least something that might help. His brother's watch, no that was only for emergencies, a pair of sunglasses he swiped from the Sunglasses guy, no, he might need that for a disguise. A wad of hair from the Giant Yeti that broke out of that intergalactic zoo a few years ago.

"Of course! How could I forget this?" Magnus said to himself. It was a bottle of a strange elixer gifted to him by a high priestess he had had a fling with some time ago. The elixer was one that would take a property from a certain object or entity dissolved inside and amplify that property. He only had a small amount left, but that should be enough if he had the right materials. Strangely, the yeti's hair smelled like peppermints. The boosted affect might possibly be a type of repellent. He opened the bottle and grabbed three strands of hair and placed it into the liquid. Almost immediately, the hair dissolved and the elixer give out an aroma that smelt so sweet, that Magnus had to close the bottle in order to keep his nose from getting diabetes. While the flea was turned around, Magnus slowly crept up behind it and smashed the elixer on the ground.

Diddly Do

Suddenly, Magnus regained consciousness. His body was filled with heat but his eyes were blinded by a bright light. He got out of the tent and realized what was the cause of this phenomenon. A rip in spacetime was sucking them in.

"GET AWAY!" yelled Ethel as she tried to float back towards her vessel. But it was no use. Accepting their ultimate demise, each of the people held what possessions they had. They flew towards the rip faster and faster until SNAP. Magnus looked around. He was in empty space, with no one else around him. Through the rip, the rest of the passengers ended up in either an alternate universe, a different time period, or a different location within the same universe, or a combination of any of the three.

The ultimate fates of the other passengers are not known, but some rumors have been spread. One is that the Lone Mariachi traveled to the past and became a god of a primitive people that were microscopic in his perspective, and ruled over them with the mighty bellow from his trumpet. Another is that Ethel traveled to an alternate universe and was captured by pirates 3 times her size and sold on the illegal pet trade. People have run into the sunglasses guy in the same universe, but he was always wearing a different pair of sunglasses, so no one could notice him.

At that moment, Magnus had no idea where and/or when he traveled to. Space was the same as in the previous place he was. Cold and dark. But before Magnus could freeze again, he saw a rouge planet (look it up if you need to) about the size of a very small moon. Mustering all the strength he could, Magnus stepped onto a piece of space debris and used his telepathy to move himself towards the planet. Once on, he noticed a strange heat source originating from the inside. This was enough to keep him alive at least. The planet was featureless and smooth, almost steel like in structure. There Magnus waited. He didn't know where the planet was going, but he was along for the ride.

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I know that I use a lot of commas. If anyone has any problems with reading it because of that, please tell me.

Diddly Do

As Magnus sat in his small tent, he awaited his next client. For some reason today he wasn't getting many patrons. He pushed the sides of the openings of the tent open and looked outside. No one. He thought this was weird, mostly because this was one of the most popular tourist spots on the planet. The entire park and mountain range beside it was absolutely devoid of people. He looked to his right and saw that his fellow vendors were all huddled together around a small fire. He walked towards them.
"Hey uh, do any of you guys know where everyone is?"
"You haven't heard?" Piped up the guy who sold cheap plastic sunglasses. He shook his head in disbelief but struggled to say it himself. "The planet's going to be destoryed."
Magnus' eyes widened in panic. "Wait... you've GOT to be joking." The man shook his head.
The elderly lady who made horrid characitures spoke up with a shockingly optimistic voice. "My fried Ethel's coming to save us! She has a small ship that could pop on here and whisk us away! We just have to be patient!"
"And you guys are just going to sit here and wait?"
"Yes?" replied the Blornak who produced tasty Hujinubickers.
"Are you sure Ethel's going to be here?" Magnus asked.
The elderly woman pulled up a giant brick-like telephone that was so heavy it almost crushed her hand under its weight. "Ethel? Ethel dear? It's me! Gladys!" On the other end you could hear someone reply, but Magnus couldn't pick up what she was saying.
"Ethel? Good you can hear me. Listen closely dear, ETHEL I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T GET US OUT OF HERE I'M GOING TO PERSONALLY MAKE SURE YOU DIE IN MY HANDS TODAY. DO YOU HEAR ME?" Gladys shouted.
Slowly the sky started to get brighter and warmer. The man who sold sunglasses handed a pair to each person.
"What's that?" asked Magnus.
"It's Hany's Ribbon." he said.
"She's almost here!" yelled Gladys, "So pack up your valuables, let's get out of here!" Everyone dispersed to their site. Magnus's tent closed easily like an umbrella for emergency situations. He moved back towards the campfire as he waited for everyone to finish up. The Sunglasses guy only picked up a basket of sunglasses, Gladys grabbed three paintbrushes. The Blornak didn't grab anything at all. A lone mariachi picked up a rock, not understanding the situation. And a guy made out of silver who had clothes painted on grabbed his gold statue. As the climate grew hotter and hotter everyone grew more and more distrust in Gladys. There were no alternative ways of escape, so she was everyone's last hope.
"SHE'S HERE!" Gladys yelled ominously as she saw the spaceship. It looked so poorly constructed it seemed that if everyone was going to get on, it might not take them out of orbit. The entire craft was about the size of a large van. It was entirely covered in various amounts of sheet metal and rust, with the words "The Ethelizer" written on the side in back paint. The cockpit was the only part that was exposed. Inside was a small elderly woman about the size of Gladys in a 1930's pilot uniform, with the googles and everything. As she lowered the space-van the amount of brightness and heat was getting worse. She opened the back, allowing the vendors to get in with their belonging. When it was time for Magnus to get on it seemed as though it was 120 degrees and as bright as someone holding a flashlight into your eyes. Gladys was right behind him. She was probably the worst person to be in this situation. In a flash, her body was absorbed by her enormous telephone, almost in a melting like fashion.
"Did she regress?" Ethel said in an annoyed voice.
"Maybe?" Magnus said. He picked up the phone and finally boarded the ship. On the sides of the interior were 8 seats on each side.
He handed the phone to Ethel and sat down in a chair between the lone mariachi and the gold statue.
"Hang on to your asses! We're about to go as fast as molasses!" Ethel screamed as she cranked the speed up to 100. Magnus had no idea how fast they were going, but it was so fast that Ethel couldn't tell what was ahead of her and they crashed into an asteroid. The glass of the cockpit broke into several pieces. The phone was the first to be pulled out into the empty void of space. Ethel was next, followed by Mariachi, the Sunglass Guy, The Blornak, the statue, the silver man, and Magnus. While being pulled out, he grabbed the tent. Once exposed to the cold, dead space he tried to use the tent as a makeshift blanket. But the small amount of warmth wasn't enough.
"Shit." He said as he started to freeze.

Diddly Do

I've got one

Name: Magnus E. Magisterium

Age: 17,358 (His home planet has short rotations)

Species: Half Venian, Half Mercesese (see backstory)

Abilities: Telekinesis - The ability to move items within 20 feet of sight, with his mind.
The Thinker - When posed with a question he considers any and all possible actions before deciding which one is the most effective

Appearance

Slim, standing at 5'10". A bald and slightly bulbous dome, facial hair that almost looks like a small Amish beard with a slightly bigger goatee, and a pointed down nose. He always wears the same two green cloaks with a small blue rim around the collar and a blue line running from the collar, across the front side and ending on the bottom of the robe. (Sorry if I'm bad at describing things, I'm more of a visual person.)

Personality

Magnus is laid back most of the time but can get serious went he needs to. He is more of a spectator than being involved in situations. He would much rather comment on scenarios than taking action. But when needed, he tries to put in his best. He wants to have an unbiased and balanced view of the world, but sometimes either cynicism or optimism takes effect.

Backstory

Magnus comes from the planet of Venuleceso, which is ruled by mainly two species. The Venians, a race of people who have exceptional intelligence and telekinesis, and the Merceso, versed in strategy and mostly physical strength. These people have fought against one another for many millennia, but lately (the past 100 years or so) aggravated relations have mostly died down. The two races are not at peace with each other just yet, but are willing to tolerate each other in order to act as one government. Magnus's mother was a Venian and his father was a Merceso, giving him the power of telekinesis but giving him a smaller head. He was sent to Venian education and was made fun of by his peers, as well as his half siblings. After his formal education has been achieved, he found it hard to find work and resorted to odd jobs and side show attractions in order to make money. Until he found his niche.

Magnus has a job as a phony medium who uses his skill of telekinesis in order to convince the client that spirits are haunting the person and therefore have to be exorcised by him (Which costs money, of course). When his rouse is found out, he usually has to pack up his tent and move to another planet or station in order to build back up a reputation

I don't know, just something I mashed together.
Hokem you're not really a God

Here's another one

Pineapple Incorporated

Company type: Manufacturing and Sales

Export: Spaceships

Company Executive Officer: Gillian Reed

Pineapple is synonymous with comfort, so when you by a Pineapple Ship, you know you're getting your money's worth.

Gillian Reed

History

Pineapple Incorporated was first founded by Gilbert Reed and Casper Owin Ruppted on July 17, 1912 on their home planet of Holoina. Reed and Ruppted first worked as a taxi service under the name, unsuprisingly, Reed & Ruppted. During that time they did all of the work until they could afford an office building and a work force. In 1923, when they moved into the office building, Reed had taken the company's position of CEO while Ruppted, who was more versed in mathematics, was the company's CFO.

The company kept expanding until while in a board meeting in 1927, the executives decided to change the direction of the company to start of line of their own automobiles while keeping the taxi service. In that same year, Reed had taken a trip to an island nation on Holoina and learnt the significance of the pineapple. The pineapple in some cultures is a symbol of hospitality and comfort. Once back from the trip, Reed thought that changing the company's name from Reed & Ruppted to Pineapple would cement their brand of automobiles of being one of ease and relaxation for the consumer.

This rebranding of the company caused a rift in the relationship between Reed and Ruppted. Ruppted believed that they should keep their old name as an ode to their tradition and past, while Reed believed that the new name would show that they were the future of automobiles. This difference in ideas was so brutal on their friendship that Ruppted threatened to break up the company. But the company changed its name to Pineapple Express due to the taxi service. Unfortunately, Casper Ruppted mysteriously vanished after April of 1936. A year later, in 1937, Gilbert Reed decided to leave the company due to a personal situation. His son, Garret Reed took his place as CEO.

When the technology of space travel reached Holoina, Garret, who was always eager for bold and new ideas, decided to branch into manufacturing a brand of space automobiles. In 1962 Pineapple Express released its first space-mobile, The Argonaut, which was a dual manned ship that would only carry a person about 200,000 miles. Once space faring vehicles became more relavent, the company once again changed focus from automobiles, to shape ships. Garret also changed the name of the company from Pineapple Express, to Pineapple Incorporated due to the fact that they no longer had a taxi service.

From there on, Pineapple Incorporated has became on of the Galaxy's leading space ship enterprises. The current head of the company is Garret Reed's daughter, Gillian Reed (age, 54).

Known Ship Models

1961: The Minerva
The Minerva was a prototype ship, sent into space on August 30, 1961. The lead designers had no idea what a space ship was, so all they did was shoot one of their automobiles into space along with three passengers. Unsurprisingly, the ship had burnt up in the Stratosphere shortly after launch. Here is a dedication to its passengers.

Anthony Farewell (1922 - 1961)
Maria Weber (1934 - 1961)
Patrick Fitzpatrick (1927 - 1961)

1962: The Argonaut
The Argonaut was the first successful ship from Pineapple Inc. to be sent into space and then return. It is also the first ship ever to be mass-produced. Since 1961, the lead designers finally found out what a space ship was, and completed the design late in 1961. The Argonaut was a slightly modified automobile with fins and a booster. Surprisingly, the Argonaut was able to exit the exosphere. But while traveling back, the ship burnt up in the atmosphere causing third degree burns on all of its passengers. One of the passengers was able to survive, while the other two perished. Here is a dedication to the deceased passengers of the Argonaut.

Gerald Fitzgerald (1927 - 1962)
Victoria Buchanan (1938 - 1962)

1969: The Alexander
The Alexander was the first commercial ship designed for multi-planetary travel. The ship was equipped with artificial gravity, living quarters, and a food storage bay. The Alexander was also designed with refuelable tanks, retractable solar panels, and for emergencies, small missiles.

1970: The Agrippa
The Agrippa is a transportation ship used to transport materials to and from areas. The ship contains one top layer containing a control terminal and living quarters, and the lower level contains a large holding area with materials. The Agrippa is still in common use today.

1972: The Leonidas
The Leonidas was the first ship produced by pineapple to be used by specifically, a military. The ship was the largest model of its time, having over ten floors with a dormitory, training room, a large kitchen, and a new and improved terminal. The Leonidas was designed for a small army of about 300 to be contained inside the ship. Defense of the ship includes missiles of various sizes, a laser beam, and a computerized scanning ray. The Leonidas was used in the military of Holoina and some other planets, but has recently fell out of dominance.

1975: The Ulysses
The Ulysses was the first model designed for home living, equiped with a bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, and recreational area. It was best described by its designer, Okin Bloytt.

What we had designed was a mobile home in space. That's basically it. Why are you still recording? Get that out of my face.

Okin Bloytt

1977: The Vespasian
The Vespasian is a ship that it used as a construction machine. The ship contains living quarters for its crew of two people. The exterior of the ship contains six retractable arms, three on each side. The ship has fallen out of popularity today.

1978: The Titus
The Titus is an updated version of the Vespasian containing mostly a larger living quarters and 8 retractable arms.

1980: The Hippocrates
The Hippocrates was produced at a time when foreign bacteria was causing fatal diseases to space travelers. The solution for Pineapple was The Hippocrates. The ship was basically, a hospital. The Hippocrates was sold to medical companies who used them for business in space. It contained a large dormitory for patients, a smaller dormitory for staff, a large storage area for medicine, antibiotics, and supplies, floors containing specialties such as Radiology, Neurology, Emergency & Treatment, and a large section dedicated to Diseases and Bacterial Surgery.

1981: The Ikkos
The Ikkos followed in a trend of large vessels in the late 1900's. This ship was used by athletic organizations and was a multi-purpose gymnasium and sport stadium. The Ikkos was primary used for athletic competitions or fitness centers. The ship held a large stadium which could be used for many different types of matches, a track circling the area, a weight room, an analytics room, an office area, a press room, a locker room, and many other rooms used for specific purposes.

1982: The Solon
The Solon was a one person ship that contained one bed, one bathroom, and one small kitchen. The Solon was considerably fast for its time, possibly do to the fact that there was only one person manning the ship. The ship also had more solar panels, a bigger fuel tank, and a holographic map of the surrounding galaxy. The Solon was very popular during its time, but has since been replaced by its predecessor, The Solon 2000.

1992: The Empedocles
The Empedocles was a ship sold to astro-zoology departments that was used to research and document foreign species. The Empedocles was a four person ship, containing on the upper level was a dormitory, a kitchen, two bathrooms, and a laundry room. The lower level contained a holding bay for newly arrived species, a containment area, a food service area, and a terminal connected to the department's headquarters. The Empedocles was usually paired with its bigger brother, The Pliny. The Empedocles, though outdated, is still in popular use today.

1992: The Pliny
The Pliny was a ship sold to astro-zoology departments that was used to catalog and store foreign species and researchers until being brought to the department's headquarters. Designer Okin Bloytt was inspired by a story about a man who contained two of each species of animal on his planet. Bloytt designed the ship after the boat described in the story. The ship contained 2 layers. The 1st layer had two floors which were used for the living quarters for the researchers. The 2nd layer contained 10 floors which held containment areas for over 50 separate species, a food storage area, and a computer catalog. The Pliny also contains a holding area for two Empedocles ships. The Pliny is also used just as much as the Empedocles today.

1999: The Ulysses 500
A bigger version of The Ulysses, including a dining room, more bedrooms, and a larger kitchen and control terminal.



2005: The Xenophanes
The Xenophanes is a ship sold to archaeology departments for the sole use of discovering fossils. The ship contains 2 layers, the 1st being living quarters for the researchers, and the 2nd layer contained a holding area for fossils, a researcher to diagnose and catalog the fossil, and a computer catalog system. The exterior of the ship had two retractable arms that would grab a fossil, and put it into the holding area. The Xenophanes would often be paired with a ship used for digging. The Xenophanes is largely used by the Titan Archaeology Society along with The Plouton

2006: The Plouton
The Plouton is a mining and digging ship that is used by mostly mining and archaeology companies. The ship can be alternated between a drill mode, a flying mode, and a scooping mode. The exterior of the ship has retractable drills in various sizes, retractable finds, and retractable loader. The Plouton is an all purpose vehicle with many uses and modes. The ship is divided into two layers. The top is used for the living quarters of the crew, and the lower is used for storage for the various modes. The Plouton was popular for its time, but since an unfortunate explosion due to short circuiting, it has since fallen out of popularity.

2020: The Domitian
The Domitian is a new and updated version of The Titus and The Vespasian. The Domitian contains the largest living quarters of the three, with being able to hold up to six people. The ship also has up to twelve retractable arms that could be used at the same time. The Domitian is in popular use by construction companies.

2024: The Octavian
The Octavian is a diplomatic ship used for the gathering and enjoyment of its passengers. The ship is sold to several peace organizations that used the ship for agreement and signing peace treaties. The ship contains four layers. The 1st is a meeting area, divided into two floors. The first floor has two rooms, the 1st room has a meeting area for the diplomats and the second room contains the control terminal for the captain and his crew. The second floor contains a dock for the translators. The 2nd layer contains a kitchen and dining area, the 3rd layer contains the living quarters for the crew, the diplomats, the translators, and the staff. The 4th contains supplies, food, and fuel. The Octavian is in popular use today.

2025: The Solon 3000
A bigger and more modernized version of The Solon. The Solon 3000 has a queen sized bed, a larger kitchen, dining area, and bathroom. A living room with a television and larger couch, and a better holographic GPS. The exterior also has a satellite dish, a small radio tower, and more solar panels. Along with better defense such as a retractable laser and four replaceable missiles.

In Progress:
The Gaia
A ship supposed to contain an entire planet within the ship. Currently being designed, completion expected to be in 2107

The Marxmore
A hexagonal shaped ship that could attach and detach to other Marxmore ships. Currently being experimented. Completion is expected to be in 2027

Hider

If anyone wants to have one of these ships or whatever, go ahead. I'll add more models in time.

Here's yet another one

S.A.N.D.R.A.

Name: Sentient Automatic Neurological Database Responding to the Autoist

Age: 187

Current form: Computer Simultaion

Formerly known as Sandra Reed

backstory

As more is found out about her, more of her backstory is revealed, to add to the mystery I guess.

Oy Vey

I'd first like to say that I'm new to role playing in general, so now that that's established,
Hi. I'm the guy who wrote this thing. Like all that I do in my life, I have no idea what I'm doing. So, do I have to put my interests on this or something? Ok then. I like drawing I guess, genealogy, acting, those sorts of things. I've roleplayed before, but never on a forum website.
That's kind of the jist of me. You might see me around, maybe not. I don't really care and I'm sure you don't either so, ya.