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3 yrs ago
Current That isekai idea works until you take into account the advanced part and include things like AI, brain machine interfaces, etc. Knowledge can just be downloaded.
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3 yrs ago
Some day's I regret setting foot in this site.
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3 yrs ago
What do you mean by added? Like to a PM or something?
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3 yrs ago
What the pog doin?
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3 yrs ago
Unless you love kids a little too much, then a prison sentence is what can be done about it.
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I'm off to engage in wasteland politics. For the Enclave and such, be back to post later




Level: 2 (4/20)
Word Count: 452
Location: The Bismarck Restaurant
EXP: +1




Sephiroth let out a quiet tsk as he took note of his ruined clothes, the healing beam doing its best to mend the majority of his wounds right before his eyes. He'd need to find a tailor for them at some point surely, though that could wait for the time being. Noticing the remaining sorceress' envious outburst, the SOLDIER took up his blade, holding it off to the side yet at the ready. He might have been noticeably slower than before thanks to her assault, but he was certain he could take down the dark Links she'd sent with ease. There were only a few of them after all, and most had been split to engage different targets to boot, which left only two to rush him and the frog.

A sore underestimation of his power if ever he saw one. Sure she'd gotten a few good hits in and done enough damage to temporarily remove him from the fight, but she'd failed to kill him outright and even given the machine a chance to heal his wounds as well. This Sephiroth knew was her biggest mistake. The fact she'd only sent two of her weakest summons, fodder really, to face him only served to prove her stupidity. Thus he stood, rolled his shoulders in an effort to work out some of the soreness, and fell into a defensive stance as the clone approached. Watching as it rumbled forward, each footfall thudding dully against the wooden floor, Sephiroth waited till the very last moment to parry its strike. The blade was practically at his throat before he brought up his own in a reverse grip, slamming it into the clone's steel and throwing off its strike, giving himself the opportunity to grab it by the collar as the machine's healing device finished its work.

Angling his Masamune horizontally, he ran it across the shadow's throat as a wave of newfound invigoration coursed through his body, the umbral construct collapsing into a cloud of smoke at his feet. Taking brief stock of the situation, Sephiroth decided that the remaining sorceress was his prime objective. She was, much as he hated to say it, the greatest threat here. All of the magic from the barrier to the clones, to the other versions of herself, was her doing, and as such they would only stop when this remnant finally fell. Charging foward while she was still preoccupied with some of the others, Sephiroth put all of his strength into a single leap, blade poised to strike at the back of the sorceress skull.

Should everything go according to plan, Red would find herself swiftly impaled. A final, decisive strike to bring about the battle's end.

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@Dark Cloud@ZAVAZggg

The axe blow landed, and the result was...visceral. Blood spurted up onto Teo, and an eye popped out of the deadite’s head, the eyeball falling off the optic nerve.

But the deadite didn’t die. It didn’t even collapse. It’s mouth was still intact, and let out a creepy giggle as it launched itself at Teo, grabbing for his throat.


Teo scoffed at its attempt to grab him, not even noticing the gore spattered across his face nor the screams of patrons as they fled. Dodging the grapple damn near effortlessly he came around to the deadite's left side, he brought the ax down once more to hack off its outstretched arm before promptly tossing the bloodied melee weapon onto the floor behind him and well out of the beast's reach. Digging into the interior of his coat once again, Teo pulled a small patch of silvery material free. After staring at it curiously for a bit, he quickly ran over and slapped it onto the deadite before taking a few steps back to await its effect.

Whatever that may be.

Unbeknownst to Teo, however, this was not any ordinary patch. It was, in reality, the dreaded Icy Hot Omega. One of the strongest pain relievers known to man. So strong that it was taken out of civilian use and weaponized due to its... uniquely destructive range of applications.

Icy to remove your ability to feel.

And hot to relax your atoms from this existence.
@ZAVAZggg Thinking nothing of the axe, the deadite lunged at Teo with a furious hiss.


For a moment, for naught but a split second Teo eyed the creature's approach critically, his face taking on an almost smug look. His body relaxed, seeming to melt into the perfect stance for bringing the ax down upon its head, as though it were a practiced motion he'd performed many times.

Raising the weapon, he brought it down upon the deadite's head.
@ZAVAZggg At first the oil seemed to have no effect, but when the deadite smashed the axe down, destroying the table, it slipped from the force of the act. It even dropped the axe, giving Teo and Tails time for further action.


"Alright!" Teo shouted as he grabbed the ax, just in case. "Everyone out!"

Keeping his gaze trained on the Deadite, Teo made sure to keep as much of himself wedged between the creature and those around him as possible. While he didn't exactly relish the idea, he was more than willing to put it down if need be.
@ZAVAZggg@dark cloud

As Teo and Tails enjoyed their quiche, the commotion with Jesse, Ash, and the gnome could be heard in the distance. More urgent than that, however, was a menacing scream of aggression coming from a man approaching them. Or it might have once been a man, but was more of a monster now. This creature...some kind of zombie, came up to their table carrying an axe, wielding it over its head, about to strike.


Teo practically leapt back from the man, now unholy creature, wielding the ax. Tossing his quiche to the side he dug into the confines of his coat, only to pull out a sealed bottle of canola oil instead of anything remotely useful like he had hoped. Pursing his lips, he undid the cap as fast as humanly possible, the plastic parting with a small 'CRACK!' In a move that almost made him drop it, Teo leaned forward, sloshing the bottle's contents out and onto the linoleum beneath the Deadite's feet in an attempt to trip it so he, Tails, and hopefully everyone else in the establishment could escape unharmed.
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It bothered Tails to be treated like a freak but he didn't say anything and just wandered around near Teo waiting for their food.


Their food eventually arrived, though the one who delivered it gave Tails a curiously look as they did so, which Teo pointedly ignored. Dropping into a crouch, he handed Tails his quiche.
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