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<Snipped quote by Nightrunner>
Spoken like a true Chaos Magician.

Forgot to actually respond to your PM.
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or teenager.



I'm serious though. Do notice the italics on the word "The".
Well, "in the real world"*, time can be warped and is very subjective depending on where you are in space. When you think about it, the Flashes fuck up the time-stream constantly, just by existing. Then there's all these weird space gods whose technology can rip moments from each other's arms with effectiveness rivaling American border patrols. Most people with an in-character perspective would probably struggle to date each days events anyhow. It really doesn't seem like a stretch for me to say that time is kinda murky for superheroes who aren't investigating something. It doesn't seem contrived from my perspective. There's no way that there's enough time in Batman's life for all the adventures that have been written for him in any given continuity, really, especially when you consider how often individual missions can involve spending multiple weeks or months.

*I don't believe in the real world.
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Well, that and because the good ones can sometimes lead to the sort of thing best reserved for @Lord Wraith's posts...


Lord Wraith is the Canadian God of Sex Scenes.
The Origin Myth of Ultimate Buttcracks: Thor had been so angry at Crusher Creel that he dealt an ass-kicking so profound that it reverberated through the entire species. From that day forth, no man, mutant, woman or vampire could completely rectify the chasm that Mjolner had cleaved behind a man's legs.


I never knew you left. I guess nobody had mentioned sex in a few hours, though.
Anybody hear read Valiant stuff?
Y'all are dumb.


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He beat you to what?


Not what, but who?
@NightrunnerIt might have been a callback to @Inkarnate asking who I was.


I see. Shall we have our revenge? We can be The Nobodies!
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I kinda wanted to keep going but then I couldn't be bothered.

It was getting too deep for me.


Not even joking: I'm pretty sure I'm missing whatever larger joke is being made.
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