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CW: Self Harm

What would you rather do: play the lottery for twenty million dollars or be given two million dollars to stand on the roof holding a metal rod in a lightning storm? Most people would pick the lottery and they can't exactly be faulted for anything other than playing it safe. The only danger in playing the lottery is the amount of pocket money it costs to buy a ticket. But what if I told you the odds of getting struck by lightning even with a metal rod in your hand was 1 in 15,300? Changes things, doesn't it? Would you do it? The odds of winning the lottery are 1 in 302,575,350. You don't need to be a mathematician or a statistician to know you have higher odds of getting struck by lightning than you do winning the lottery. By those odds you're more likely to get struck by lightning 250 different times than you are to win the lottery once. More people die every year from car accidents than lightning strikes, but you don't see people refusing to drive.

Knowing all that...what would you rather do?


Lydia Economos gazed at the blade of a pocket knife shining with a dull sheen on the onyx grip. They'd been staring at the knife for an eternity - five minutes to be exact - to the point where they could identify exactly how many ridges made up the blade from tip to bottom and back again. There was something in Lydia's gaze that suggested a deep connection with the knife, as if they were trying to communicate with it, to tell it some deep message that would only be understood between the pair of them. Lydia and knife. Knife and Lydia. Symbiosis. And then with a flick of their eyes downward, the knife was in midair freefall, Lydia's grip leaving the hilt for a brief moment before returning, now closing their fingers around the hilt like a vise; using the same momentum and speed, the knife descended downward like a snake snapping at its victim.

Stab. The knife hit the cherrywood top that made up part of Lydia's desk. The serrated edges were mere centimeters away from piercing Lydia's flesh, specifically the fingers on their right hand which were spread apart and laid flat on the desk. Behind Lydia there was a window overlooking the city below like they were a villain in an action movie making a gesture how the city was in the palm of their hands. Far from it, though; Lydia just liked the view. It reminded them that for all that had been lost, they were still here. For better. For worse.

Stab. The knife stabbed between index and middle, coming even closer to piercing skin but fortunately cutting only air and poking into the desk. Outside of Lydia's office there were thousands of people shoving quarters into machines and pulling a lever. There were hundreds exchanging money for chips, and hundreds more deciding if they should hit, stay, call, raise, or fold. On a good day, The Trojan Horse made just shy of two million dollars a day and today was looking like a good day.

Stab. This time the knife was between middle and ring but there was plenty of room left. Not even close. The Trojan Horse employed a staff just shy of nine thousand. Once upon a time Lydia knew them all by name but that was a lifetime ago. Some were fired. Some quit. Some were dead. Some were poached. It's hard to say goodbye when after a while every face looks the same. It's hard to care when you're thirty six going on thousands. Lydia could blink and another staff member hands in their resignation. Lydia could cough and four more take the place. Lydia could turn around and it's ten years later.

Stab. Lydia saw red. Just a dot. A speck. Their pinky was bleeding. That tended to happen when a knife sliced a thin cut on the side of a finger. Tonight in the theater there was a performance from some rock band on tour. Tickets sold out eons ago - months - and there would be increased security detail to deal with scalpers and people trying to get in for free. Lydia wasn't a fan. They liked music well enough, just that this particular band traded more on sex appeal than musical ability. Perhaps, they think, mother was right. Perhaps it always boils down to sex.

Stab. More red drips onto the desk but Lydia doesn't flinch. They watch. Curious. Is it normal to feel no pain? Or has this finger been cut so many times that it no longer registers? The head chef at the on-site restaurant, Attica's Attic, is having a baby. Specifically he and his husband's surrogate is. There was a big fuss some time back because Lydia hired an openly gay chef to a prestige restaurant which apparently is news for some people. Lydia didn't care about the man's sex life. They cared that he could make a damn good plate of saganaki. The secret was in the olive oil. Of course it was. It was a Grecian dish.

Stab. The knife stabs into a divet groove that had been there a while now, a constant reminder that for as often as Lydia plays this game, they never seem to stab the middle finger. There are hundreds of emails and calls they need to be making, but no matter how many they respond to, there will always be hundreds waiting. Lydia's mind wanders whenever the specter of responsibility looms large. They chose this career. They could've done anything. Followed in father's footsteps. Gone to sleep with mother - not like that - though they weren't so sure that was a choice and thinking on it, they did sort of miss the way mother talked of her many dalliances. Absence and fondness so often go hand in hand.

Stab. This one hurt most of all. Lydia took their hand off the hilt of the knife and saw that it didn't fall down. How could it, when the blade was sticking out of Lydia's index finger. Not deep enough to pin it to the table, nor wide enough to be an amputation. But just enough that they could register that it hurt. Stung. Just enough to feel something, even for a maddening fraction of a second. Would the feeling return if they pulled it out? Would it be so bad if they pushed it in just a little more? Felt the numbing sensation of blade on bone? Is this what addicts felt? The same addicts that gave money to Lydia's house? The people who get a brief rush of something when the lights flash and the sound of coins hitting the tray plays louder and sweeter than any song? Lydia wasn't so different from those people. On the surface.

You're probably wondering why someone would willingly leave a knife in their finger. Or maybe you think it's a little dramatic. Maybe you're right. Every day this knife plays five finger fillet and every day it hits a different assortment of fingers. Some days it's one. Others it's none. Never the same combination two days in a row. Do you know the odds of that? Do you want to know? Does it matter? You might be wondering if playing this game is worth it. To that I ask you: is anything? Worth is what we make it. To some, it's worth it to cancel plans last minute because a nap is preferable to spending time with people. To some, it's worth it to order food and pay more rather than cook it themselves. Worth is an arbitrary value humans assign to things. What makes a virgin worth more than a whore? A cow more than a pig? One life over many?

The door to Lydia's office opened suddenly and Lydia's eyes shifted from the knife still lodged in their finger to that of a silver haired, suit wearing gentleman with an earpiece. Josh. Or was it Jacob? Jason? Doesn't matter. Pit boss. Going on...twenty...thirty years now? Not at the Trojan, he's been here for 8. I poached him from a rival. Still under the impression that he has a chance to make an honest person of me.

"Ma'am, there's....are you alright?" Joel seemed worried about the fact that his boss had a knife sticking out of her finger. Granted, it wasn't a big knife, but when it came to a knife being stabbed in someone, did size truly matter? The last time he was in here, Lydia was holding her hand over a lighter. The palm of her hand was black by that point but she didn't even seem to care. That was the first time he had truly considered retirement, but all he would have to show for it were his fish at home.

"Never better." Lydia pulled the knife from their finger without breaking eye contact with Joel. Blood continued to drip from the fingers they had previously nicked but if it bothered her, she didn't show it, instead staring towards the pit boss as if daring him to explain why he inerrupted.

"....'Kay." Retirement was definitely looking like the best option. "There's a cheater down at the tables. Figured you -" Lydia was out of her seat as soon as she heard the word cheater. She was pushing past Joel as if he were a prop. "Right, well, he's at table sixteen." Joel shook his head as he was alone in Lydia's office. "God, I miss mob casinos."

Out on the floor of the Trojan Horse, the sights and sounds were intoxicating. Slot machines whirring and spinning. The background music playing over the speaker systems. People ordering drinks. Dealers and gamblers exchanging words. People at the craps table being happy...or sad. The entire spectrum of human life could be found in the halls of the Trojan Horse. And numb to it all was Lydia Economos, marching down the carpeted floor with heels clacking along, fingers bleeding, and expression neutral as can be.

You ever wonder why casinos play music that seems like it fell out of America in the prohibition era? It's because people want to believe they're in a classy establishment. It's an illusion. There's nothing classy about spending money on the chance of winning. But play a little crooning music written by dead people and everyone will assume they're punching above their economic class. It's also why the drinks are free. Drunk people are more likely to make dumb decisions. I never said casinos were moral. But they do make a lot of money.

The pit boss told me there was a cheater and I'm inclined to believe him. There's always people who think they can game the system. Count cards. Devise some sort of method to rig the bet and line their pockets. Part of me respects it. The other part realizes it comes from a place of desperation and arrogance. No one can rig chance. I would know.


It was obvious who the cheater was for no reason other than there was a crowd around the poker table. The dealer, a cute red head who was barely six months into the job, was trying to keep cool but the sweat rolling down their face made it clear that that was a difficult ask. Lydia observed a moment. The cheater in question looked fairly middle aged, strawberry hair, and a smug smirk that said enough about him - he craved attention, loved knowing that he was beating the unbeatable system.

"Mind if I deal in?" Lydia tapped the dealer on the shoulder and a sigh of relief washed over the dealer's face as they stepped away from the table.

"What an honor. The owner." The cheater couldn't contain the arrogance in his voice. "Nothing more important to do?"

"I take cheaters very seriously." There was an audible call of 'ohhhhh' in the air and Lydia could see the cheater's face twitch. "You don't have to say anything. But let's make it interesting."

The way his face twitched means one thing: he knows that he's been found out and he knows the power is in my hands now. He's much more likely to make a mistake in trying to swing things back to his favor. Just from that little twitch I know exactly the kind of man he is. And I have him right where I want him.

"One hand. Best hand wins. If I win, you're banned for a year. If you win, you carry on as you were." Despite what happens in mortal media, we don't pull cheaters to a back room and beat the shit out of them, as much as we might like to. It's not technically illegal. Frowned upon? Yes. But not illegal. Every casino has a list of names and faces of 'undesireables' that have been caught or suspected of cheating. I don't care if someone wants to cheat, to rig the odds in their favor. That's just human nature.

The cards were shuffled and two were dealt to Lydia and the cheater. Lydia looked at her cards, her face as neutral as ever. In all the world there was hardly a better poker face. No one had ever been able to read her and she knew this cheater wouldn't be the first. The cheater looked at his cards and twitched his head to the left. I've got nothing, but he's got a tell so I've got more leverage. There's no point in dealing in percentages and probabilities before the first cards enter the flop.

Three cards were dealt to the middle. Two red. One black. Lydia didn't check her hand again, but the cheater did. He didn't tilt his head this time, but he checked his hand a third time and the corners of his lip twitched as if trying to smile. He's got something. Base assumption is a pair, at least. The way he checked his cards twice in succession means he's relying on the turn to truly make his hand. If he was cheating, he wouldn't need to know the number of the turn, just the suite. A flush. That's the likely play. Two red, one black, if he's going for a flush and needs the turn then he has one black in his hand.

The fourth card is dealt to the middle. Red. Lydia again doesn't look at her cards and neither does the cheater, who tilts his head to the left but keeps his grin wide. "Should we just call it now? You can't beat me now." Lydia's response was a simple shrug and the fifth and final card, the river, was dealt. Black. The cheater blinked and looked at his hand again, his twitching smile fading, replaced by rapid blinking.

If he were playing any other person, he would've won. Lydia flipped over her hand. "Straight flush beats a straight."

"How did...I haven't turned my.."

"The river. You expected it to be your ace, no pun intended, because you play the probability angle. Problem is, you forgot to account for one thing. The house always wins." Lydia unbuttoned the arm of her shirt, and cards fell forth, dropping to the table like paper raindrops.

"You..."

"Cheated? Takes one, doesn't it. See you in twelve months." Lydia snapped her fingers and two burly men appeared as if from nowhere behind the cheater. They didn't put a hand on his shoulder, that was a lawsuit, but they did clear their throats and beckon him to follow them. The only thing missing was applause. "Free appetizers, all of you!" There it was. The applause. The sounds. Everything back to normal.

I didn't cheat, but I've been in this world long enough to know people love a show. Some of them probably think this means dealers cheat, but that won't stop them. They're at a casino. They've made their choice. Distracting them with free stuff makes them forget about potential rigged games. Same as it ever was. Shame, though. I wanted to lose. By all accounts that last card should've been in his favor. But then...I'm me.

So let me ask you something. Would you rather play the lottery for twenty million dollars or throw your money away?





Tyche saw it but she didn't believe it. Corpses. Godly corpses. As if fallen from Olympus itself. Her eyes were glued to the scene. Mind racing. Wondering how it happened. Who did it. What it took. How. How. How. Why them. A million questions all twisting and turning to the same inevitable conclusion. Jealousy. She looked at the drink in her hand, the champagne flute, and her fingers were shaking. The glass was in danger of shattering in her grip but an elbow to the side brought her out of the reverie.

"Some party, right? Better than last year."

"Bad luck. That's all it is."

Tyche stepped away from the scene, leaving the room to make for the outside. To get some air. To get away from the grisly scene. To...process. A million more questions swirling. Bad luck. Just a bit of bad luck. Just some luck.

Some people have all of it.







Six Months Before


The Salt Lair








The mark of a good streamer was how long the chat would wait from getting the notification of going live to getting bored and going elsewhere with their time. It was a delicate balance and one smaller streamers surely struggled with; but the Goddess of Salt was not a small streamer. She was, in fact, one of the biggest streamers on the platform and, surprisingly, most of her viewers were not bots. And only a weird handful were weirdos constantly asking her to do hot tub streams. Tochi, which was her online handle and what most people called her - it sounded better than 'Zaniyah Florentine' which was a name she decided upon after a series of mistakes that shall not be repeated but did so involve some of her peers (and not in the streamer sense of the word) - had gotten quite used to entertaining an army of people who, on a good day, communicated more in single image spam and words that made no sense than they did with actual words.

Already the chat was moving at a blistering speed with the usual suspects first and foremost. The spammers, the people trying to say hello and getting lost in the shuffle, the people spamming bot commands, the people following pre-stream which was always dumb because Tochi never said the name of people who followed or subbed when she was not physically in front of the camera, and of course the mod team doing their best to corral the gang of idiots. There were fewer idiots around today simply because Tochi was not playing a competitive game and hadn't been for the past couple streams. She had opted to try a dating sim called 'Dating Deities!!!' which had the conceit of the player character-slash-narrator being a faceless normal mortal person and the characters to date were all, well, deities. Tochi, of course, had her thoughts on the matter and despite the game not causing her to break a keyboard or hop in team chat and call her team "more useless than a bag of cowshit, which at least contributes to the world by being fertilizer" and then getting into a heated argument whenever her team tried to engage her in a flame war of words, she had managed to make it entertaining for one reason.

She had some thoughts on the godly characters in the game.

"What's up, Salt Miners!" The pre-stream overlay faded and the shitty, salt-loving little gremlin grin of Tochi greeted her adoring audience, the Salt Miners, so aptly named because they paid the bills for the Goddess of Salt.
"Welcome, welcome. We'll be playing Dating Deities!!! today, don't worry. But of course the sub goal is in effect so if you weirdos and perverts want me to play anything else then get to fuckin' subbing or gifting. Or, you know, waste your money on something better. Like getting laid. Ah who am I kidding, you guys are watching me play a fucking dating game, none of you are getting laid. Thanks for the follow, SeraphicSapphic, and congrats on having the most obvious name for a dude pretending to be a girl I've ever seen. Either that or you're a permanent heal-bitch which is somehow more pathetic."


When it came to Tochi's streams, half the appeal was when she roasted her chat. It was almost a rite of passage. The real fun was when the people who got upset about it tried to start shit in the chat, but fortunately most people wise up to the fact that everyone takes their lumps but no one takes the lumps as much as Tochi herself. Searching her name on any given clip or video upload site and the results are always her either freaking out in anger, rage, ranting, or a compilation of her being utterly humiliated at the 12 Trials from her collab with Hercules. Every day she earned her title and every day she couldn't believe people paid for this. But she gave up trying to understand mortals when they decided that too much salt was a bad thing. Cowards. The lot of them.

"Anyway, enough of the bullshit pre-roll, let's get to the game. I forgot where we left off, but we were probably trying to find out how to impress the fucking band geek Apollo. Let me tell you guys, it's really weird how all these "hunky and sexy godly beings want to bang you out" dating games always seem to use Greeks or, worse, the Norse. You ever notice that? You ever also notice that they kinda just ignore how many stories of the Greeks and especially the Norse involve animals and the fucking of said animals? Like...Freyja, you know, the Norse whore - what that's what she is, she literally sleeps with, like, anyone - but like what's up with her and pigs? And what's up with, like, dudes giving birth to wolves? You guys know about that, right? Like I get that some people wanna act like viking dudes and girls are hot but any people who worship a bunch of drunken meat loving assholes that pump out wolves are not my idea of cool."

"Also, why just Greeks and Norse? Like is anyone out there really like...'Yeah I want the fucking messenger god Hermes to fuck me faster than Sonic the goddamn Hedgehog'? Take my word for it, you guys can do better than that. Or what about Ares? This game makes him out to be, like, a jocky douchebag football captain type and how cliche is that? Ares is the simpiest dude I can imagine, dude fought wars because he wanted to fuck Aphrodite as if that was some kind of impossible task. You guys wanna know how you have sex with Aphrodite? You have a pulse and genitalia."


The chat was ablaze with people voicing their comments. Some were laughing. Some were agreeing. Some were disagreeing. Some were saying how boring the game was - and those ones had a point as all Tochi was doing was clicking through dialog and reloading if she made a choice that her god of choice didn't seem to like. It was in games like this where Tochi's personality had to do the hard carry, and that meant insulting the ever loving shit out of people who the chat assumed to just be fictional, mythological figures. What they didn't know, of course, was that Tochi was speaking candidly about people she had known for centuries.

Whatever. She doubted they watched her streams. And if they did? Well, Seattle was going to be awkward as hell.

"All I'm saying is that there are better, hotter options than Aphrodite if you could just expand beyond the goddamn Greeks. Like have you guys ever heard of Tlazลlteลtl? No? No... Lotta nos in the chat. Of course. I say Aphrodite and everyone goes "Wow she's the sexy one, right?" But I say Tlazลlteลtl and I might as well be speaking nonsense. Trust me, Tlazลlteลtl makes Aphrodite look like a nun. Seriously. Love me some Tlazลlteลtl. Anyway, look why is Athena of all people an option in this game? Athena isn't going to put out. She'd much rather want to bore you over a game of fucking chess than score you a glimpse of her fucking chest, you know? I guess when you're said to be smart people just assume you're a sexy librarian type. Librarians aren't sexy! Have you ever been to a library? They're all old women or people whose only source of romance and sex life is reading books with shirtless dudes on a horse on the cover. Actually that probably fits Athena perfectly. You heard it here first: Athena, big fan of shitty female stroke books. Maybe not intellectually stimulating but hey, that's what toys are for, right?"

"Dionysus is in the game, I forgot. Oh right they're the theater kid. I mean big ups for the game for trying to be inclusive I guess but if anyone is definitively in the male camp it's that fucking drunk. Like if the creators of this game were smart they'd just have Tyche be the enby but that would require them knowing who Tyche is. No one does. Nothing interesting about Tyche, not like the goth boy Hades. Talk about missing the point. "Oh he's god of the dead so let's make him a weird goth boy" psssssssh, be more creative, game. I got nothing to say about Hades, though, because I'm pretty sure if Hades was real he'd be a real mean motherfucker who totally isn't at all creepy about Persephone. But hey, I'm sure the best relationships are based upon kidnapping girls you find attractive. So fellas and gaydies, don't be afraid to just take your crush and make them into your queen. What's the worst that can happen? She develops Stockholm Syndrome? That's a win as far as I'm concerned."

"I have been informed by my mods that I need to clarify: DO NOT KIDNAP PEOPLE."


Tochi had gotten in trouble with websites before for her unfiltered language. Fortunately in today's world the only thing that mattered was the bottom line and places that banned her realized she brought in a lot of money and ad revenue so they were actually financially irresponsible if they kept her off their platform. To Tochi that just meant she was untouchable. A 'twenty' year old with an ego, what's the worst that could happen.

"I forgot I'm supposed to be on the Apollo route this playthrough because, you know, get the worst out of the way early, right? Apollo is the kind of person who would make you a Spotify playlist where every song title was a word that, when put together, was like a fucking admission of love or something but you don't even catch it because the music choices are just the worst and you're questioning why you even thought he was cute once. In game, I mean. Obviously. Artemis is cooler anyway. Now I'm not saying I'm gay but I am saying that if Artemis was an option in this game I would pretty much kill my firstborn just to cop a feel. Visually. She's just, like, pretty and cool and pretty cool and we could bathe in mother lake together on the island of Lesbos. Call me."

"Who else is in this game? Headmaster Hera? Who gives a shit. See this is my problem with these single pantheon dating sims. The Greeks are boring. Boring gods, boring foods, boring language. And they never pick the cool ones. Like why doesn't this game have Pasithea? You telling me the game can't dedicate time to putting in someone who would be the absolute godqueen of yoga pants? Or what about Hebe? Actually better not. We had to read Lolita in school and I assume people who make video games missed the point of it and would do the same with Hebe. We don't like that in this house. Deimos and Phobos could be a threesome if you wanted to never enjoy pleasure again. Oh what, what's weird about them being siblings? Have you guys ever deity dated before? If they aren't fucking their kids and siblings then they're fucking cows and shit. We've been over this. Look, gods are hedonistic assholes, they're just built different. It's fiction, guys, it's fine if it's fiction and I know a lot of you weirdos in chat have done the stuck in a washing machine gag. So don't even pretend."

"I lost my train of thought. Whatever. This game fucking sucks. I'm bored. You guys want me to play Apex or something?..."




Seattle
The Olympic Club


As far as her audience knew, Tochi was in Seattle for a video game convention, but she had no intention of doing a stream at the convention because of NDAs so they would have to settle for her doing an irl stream eventually. Of course this was a cover for the truth, but she figured they didn't need to know that she was going to be attending a little gathering of people she took joy in ripping to shreds a few months ago, eating an Apple, then being told by the prudish ones of the bunch that she has to act like her mortal age which meant not even getting to enjoy the fancy bubbly drinks that were everywhere. Whatever. If they didn't let her drink then she would just make sure all their drinks tasted like someone had dumped an entire carton of salt in every glass. Hell, it would probably improve the drinks anyway.

The grown ups had been talking and scheming and plotting or whatever it is the adults did when they got together - which always was "pretend Tochi wasn't there" because if they acknowledged her they might have to come up with some excuse to remove themselves from the conversation. No one was really equipped to deal with it when Tochi went on about...what the mortals called memes or whatever the hell it was. For Tochi, these gatherings were a necessary evil and a chance for her to do some goofing around; for the others, it was like bring your daughter to work day with Tochi. Unfortunately, the shattering of glass and the falling of corpses was better than any prank Tochi could have reasonably come up with.

As there was panic in the air - because what other response was there to corpses crashing the party - Tochi was busy being Tochi and making the finger sandwiches and other assorted food take a visit from the salt mines - the next person to eat anything, assuming they had the stomach, would probably wish for another corpse to save them from the horrors of a massive sodium intake.

Tochi grabbed a sandwich, one she had coated in that fine white substance, and bit into it. Succulent, salted meat, tomato - which was disgusting - and lettuce. Delicious enough. However, when she was mid-bite of her second bite she turned towards the commotion and, given her incredibly short size, couldn't tell what was going on. She tried jumping but that didn't help. All there were for her to process were murmurs, sounds, screams, shouts, panics, nerves. A whole range of emotions that must've meant one thing: whatever happened was fucking mental.

Tochi did what she did best. Meddle. She elbowed the body next to her with a cheeky grin plastered over her face. "Some party, right? Better than last year."

"Bad luck. That's all it is." Tyche, the elbowed figure, ignored Tochi's prodding and stepped away from the scene, her expression blank yet there seemed to be a hint of jealousy in the slight twitch of her lips, the little flicker in her eyes, and the gently elevated heart rate that caused her breathing to be a bit more rapid. Tochi didn't understand what had caused Tyche to have such a reaction until the arbiter of luck stepped away and Tochi was able to see the blood on the ground, the glass, the bodies, and the sandwich in her hand fell to the floor in response.

"Fuck...would I get banned if I streamed this? Eh best not. I hear mortals don't like it when you show them corpses. I'd have to go quiet for like six months and make a whole Twitlonger. Not worth it." She was speaking aloud, but mostly to herself. She tended to do that, years of talking to a camera for hours on end had an effect even on her. "So, like...same time next year?"

What else was there to say? This was a bit unprecedented and if Tochi didn't make cracks then she might actually have to process what she had seen, and that was not something she was able to do. It would be too much. Even for her. As her words fell on ears too occupied with more important matters, all Tochi could do was darkly chuckle. To keep her grounded.

"Fuck."









Here you go you crazy motherhuggers, formally dropping my name for consideration









Ms. Marvel good.

Next thing I care about in that franchise is next year so I'll be back then
I'll join this
Thor 4 is fine. It's another of those movies that does nothing extraordinary and somethings poorly but you already know if you're gonna see it or not so whatever
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