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4 days ago
Current *stabs writer's block with a #2 pencil through the eye* "Ta-da!"
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9 days ago
2nd week of writer's funk... the block continues...
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1 mo ago
Well, I get back, graphics card dies, and then I have to go back again. Posting to resume by monday.
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1 mo ago
Going to be afk for about a week.
3 mos ago
"One way to get around bad internal dialouge is to make it one-sided." ... "What do you mean you've already thought of that?"
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Bio

-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

Most Recent Posts

What's this about steamed clams?
Such as like befriending a mecha-puppy and taking down skynet's amazon-blimp?

Because that was a fun 3 years.
Welcome back!
Yeee.

That feeling when my efforts to up-armor our tanks with 10 million rolls of toilet-paper actually starts looking like a legitimate strategy.

Some of it is also for bartering.

I forgot to shift the decimal point over.

It's actually two hundred and fifty thousand rolls.

Enough to cause a localized shortage

Now just add laxative to drinking water.
30 metric tons of toilet-paper for 40 tanks
Apparently TP is only $850/ton if you buy in bulk.


Here, we see a herd of marines in their natural habitat stowed away in some random stowage-section aboard some random Chinese freighter unbeknownst to the crew.

Cue somali pirate boarding

Chinese crew evacuates to their safe-space.

Encounters wild herd of US Marines just chillaxing rent-free in their safe-room.

This is the blursed way of preventing piracy.


I'll go light and insufferably unconventional.
"Hello there"


*steals their chainsaw-bazooka*

Ah, this one shall be a fine addition to my collection!
Ragamuffin
(You can't fool) Owls
Water

[Otherwise: Fred Dibnah as Fred]
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