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The Forbidden One

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5 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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6 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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6 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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7 yrs ago
How do wing.
7 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

In I, the Demon King, Will Summon My Own Damned Heroes! → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Digbie approached the giant Source Crystal of Jason's hideaway, looking at it with a sense of dread. He keeps hearing the various system messages in his head, but he can't understand what the world wants him to do with this information, leaving him in a state of confusion. At least he grew a little bit in the meantime, with his arms and legs beefing up very slightly as he stood with the rest of his posse.

He was still incredibly curious what {Taboo} could do, though. Maybe it gave him little horns on the top of his head! That'd be super cool and a fun first-step into becoming a true demon for the Demon King! Actually... maybe he shouldn't be doing that. All he really wanted to do at that moment was dig.

Which is what he went to do. He began to walk towards the wall of the cave, calling to his companions "If you guys need me, I'll be diggin' an escape route!" It was always a decent idea to have a backup plan, especially for the boss of the dungeon.

As the pickax Digbie held cracked against the stony walls, he thought deep in the back of his mind as he tried to contact the Demon King again. He was afraid if it would work and he'd get backlash from it, but it was a risk he was willing to take. "Demon King? It's the digging goblin... uh... what's going on in this dungeon? There's a crystal that's purple and glowing and it's making me uneasy..."




In I, the Demon King, Will Summon My Own Damned Heroes! → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

LEVEL UP!
Your learning experiences have culminated in new power! You are now Level 3! You gain Skill points to distribute as you please!

LEVEL UP!
You have overcome a harrowing trial! Your battle experiences have culminated in new power! You are now Level 4! You gain Skill points to distribute as you please! Your Max HP has increased!

Unspent Skill Points: 12
Current Skills:
Use Light Equipment (--)
Tremor Sense II (2.35)
Soil Manipulation I (1.25)
Stone Shot I (1.4)
<UNUSABLE SKILLS>
Quake (0.5)
Rock Spire (0.5)
Stronger (0.9)
Crafting (0.1)
Fortify (0.3)
Point Strike (0.6)
Smash (0.6)
Throw Item (0.2)
Monster Analysis (0.2)
Charisma (0.1)
Taboo (0.1)
Guidance (0.1)
Mental Resistance (0.3)
Mana Strike (0.3)
Focus (0.1)
Stone Fist (0.6)
Stone Breaker (0.2)
System:Digbie


Ah heck yeah! New level ups!

EVENTS HAVE ALTERED THE COURSE OF NATURE. SHIFT IN AMBIENT MANA DETECTED. MANA CONCENTRATION LEVELS TEMPORARILY RISING. ENVIRONMENTAL ELEMENTS HAVE BEEN ALTERED.

A DUNGEON CORE HAS FORMED. ASSIMILATION RATE INCREASED TO 0.1%. DUNGEON PRIMARY ELEMENT: EARTH. DUNGEON SECONDARY ELEMENT:DEATH.. OTHER PRESENT ELEMENTS IN ORDER OF CONCENTRATION: NATURE.ENERGY. WATER.

DUE TO THE ALTERATION OF ENVIRONMENTAL ELEMENTS, INHABITANTS OF THE DUNGEON MAY EXPERIENCE VARIOUS EFFECTS.

DUNGEON FORMATION COMPLETED: THE OTHERWORLDLY CAVERN
SYSTEM


... oh, that's not so good.

Jason grabbed the goblin's attention as he thought about what to put his stats into. There was an ability that... confused him. It was {Taboo}. What exactly did that mean? It piqued his interest as he grabbed up all of his things and ran towards Jason, dragging his pack along behind him. Whatever that message meant, Jason was probably the safest bet to be with at the moment.

"9 into Taboo, 1 into Stronger, and 2 into Rock Spire!"

He hoped that whatever was happening would result in something good occurring for him.

As the goblin ran, he couldn't help but satisfy his curiosity as he used {Tremor Sense II} to see what exactly was changing around the cave. He wouldn't get too much to see, but he could hopefully sense what was going on at that time.





In Reign: Kingdom Come → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Lorenzo of Windor

Dammit, Merlin! Why now?!

Lorenzo felt the warmth of the glowing rock that the Marque had held, but he honestly didn't concern himself with it. This was quite the predicament indeed, and it was enough to take up all of his attention. The hound trainer drew back the bow, aiming it at the wolfborn in defense as he watched Bastian and Col make their way over to him and Marque. He was just... not in a good position. The archer looked at the Marque with a desperate gaze. "I hope you know what that is, Marque. I certainly don't recognize what stone that is..."

Martyrdom was copying what Merlin was doing, looking at the stone and staying as close to it as possible. It was clear that he still minded Lorenzo's actions, but it was also clear that it trusted the stone, much like Merlin. What in the bloody hell is this stone? He was utterly confused by it and only wanted to know what kind of fresh hell the Marque had recruited him for.
In I, the Demon King, Will Summon My Own Damned Heroes! → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Digbie fell backwards once the deed was done. Rattleskull was dead, and it made the goblin happy. He felt a bit weird despite the happiness, probably because there was some remorse to be given. He did figure that Rattleskull was related to him in some fashion, though he was definitely unsure of what the relation was. It may have been paternal, it may have been leadership, but it didn't matter to Digbie.

Revenge was sweet enough to outweigh the options.

The greenskin rose from the ground and lugged himself towards his dropped items. He was now without his club, so he had to resort to his old gear. Thankfully, it seemed that Mourningstar didn't pilfer too much from the Ratskin Pack aside from a crystal. That was good enough, he supposed. He grabbed his items and headed back to J11, where he loaded up on his {Stone Shot} ammunition by grabbing four rocks and placing them into his pack. It was something he needed in case of a threat.

After that, he just walked to the closest wall of the cavern with his <Woodland PickTM>. What followed was him using his time to relax by digging into the wall. This was how he thought, and it was how he relaxed. Digging.







In Revenant: A Sci-Fi Adventure (Always Accepting!) → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Tibulass sat in on the meeting for the first time, noticing everyone's stoic faces as she sipped on her glass. Normally, not having to deal with looking at everyone was fine, but this time it was... less than that. It was awkward for her, really. She could almost feel some judging eyes baring into her because of what had happened recently. Regardless, the briefing went on, and she forced herself to listen, especially after she figured out she wouldn't be doing any flying this time.

It was an assassination mission. Five targets, all nigh-simultaneous, and she had been assigned one alongside someone else. Pretty cool. She wondered what exactly she'd be doing in regards to her ro-

"Stryker and this radiant young woman are infiltrating the gala as a couple of mercs who've pledged for the Federation. Marcus and Jen Stormare of the Black Sky Company. Can't you see the resemblance?"

She choked on her water.

"Did this motherfucker really just waltz his ass in here, willy nilly, take over some ownership from Stryker, and pretty much set me up for a night of so much disgusting wonderment and confusion? What the actual fuck is this man thinking? Hooooly shit, okay... this is alarming and scary to me right now. Umm... maybe Matija can do it? No! She can't! The groups were hand-picked! What the hell am I gonna do?!"

She wasn't having the best of times with this.

ONE PANIC-FILLED WEEK LATER...


Tibulass sat in the cockpit and looked at herself in the mirror. Her dress was... nice. It felt comfortable and it matched her hair quite well. Nevermind the extension given to it by some weird tech, it just looked... odd. She was really pretty that night.

And she... hated it? She had a feeling towards it that she wasn't quite sure of. She had spent hours getting ready, trying to do her makeup just right to conceal her scar, make her eyes pop, smooth her features, everything, and it had definitely paid off, but she wasn't exactly sure what to feel.

She sighed before looking over at her bag. It was red as well, and it was rather spacious. Spacious enough to hold her psionic-enhancing glove, a good amount of backup makeup, a purse, around two-hundred dollars, and her exoskeleton shield, but that was it. She sighed in anticipation. Tonight was gonna be a royal disaster.

She proceeded towards the cargo bay, not looking at Stryker period as she stood and waited. Everything was right on her, but she felt awkward standing in front of everyone else like a goddamn doll. It was humiliating. She had waved to two people, Harriet and Matija, before the shuttles had arrived and she climbed into hers. That was the least weird thing about tonight so far, being in a passenger seat as opposed to behind the wheel, and she was the designated Revenant Pilot.

She stayed silent for the entire ride, looking out the window instead of at Stryker. She felt too fuzzy to speak to him or anyone.

@t2wave@iTem@Crossfire
In Pokémon: Start → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


@PlatinumSkink@Old Amsterdam





"Aw, shoot. I was looking forward to seeing what kinds of birds are around." He looked down at Seabreeze. "Looks like we might be looking for a Pidgey to join our efforts, Seabreeze. I'll need you to think of a good nickname for it."

Immediately, Seabreeze cawed. "WINGULL!"

"... hm, good suggestion, buddy! I'll keep it in mind." Skylar looked to Vivia and Alice and smiled softly at them. "I kinda wanna find a Pidgey, so if we could try and find one of those that'd be sweet. If not, then it'll be okay." Skylar raised a thumbs up as he handed the towel back, pulling Seabreeze's Pokeball out of his bag for a moment.

He looked to Seabreeze. "Do you really wanna be back in here."

"Wing."

"I'm fine with that. Climb on up here, bud." The trainer put his Pokeball back in his bag as Seabreeze flew up to his hair, nestling in it and cooing. "Heh, is it warm?"

He looked back at Vivia and Alice. "We're ready to go!"
In I, the Demon King, Will Summon My Own Damned Heroes! → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


The greenskin landed back a fair distance from Rattleskull and his allies, coughing up a little bit of blood onto the ground. He wasn't in good shape, not at all, but he still felt like he could fight, especially with what he just discovered from the system's update on him. What he wanted to do... it worked! He could target body parts with {Stone Shot} and deal incredible damage with it.

Suddenly, he felt like he had a pretty good idea, and his confidence only increased with Ardur's assistance of healing and Shield I.

Digbie darted for his old <Stone SpikeTM>, heaving the large weapon behind him as he darted right towards Rattleskull, his cheeks clenching before he brought the weapon around him in a wide swing, using it as a counterweight to himself. He had two options at this point - try to heave the spike into the massive boss, or javelin it straight towards Rattleskull and lower the risk of dying.

He went with the former, and as soon as he felt like a hit was inevitable with the giant boss, Digbie targeted the Rat as a whole with {Stone Shot}, intent on using the <Stone SpikeTM> as a bat to hit a home run with.





In Pokémon: Start → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


@PlatinumSkink@Old Amsterdam





Skylar took Seabreeze and placed him on the ground in front of him, taking one of the towels (after missing the grab a few times) that were brought out and holding it up in front of the bird. "Mind giving me a Water Gun, buddy?" Seabreeze complied, and the towel was wettened with water, allowing Skylar to clean off his bird with a cool, wet towel. The Wingull cooed in approval of the method of cleaning, and it made Skylar smile. Seabreeze was such an adorable fella.

He turned to Alice, still holding Seabreeze and wiping him over. "I like the Pokecenter idea. It'd allow us to ask around and see what we can do here before we leave for a route. I've heard there are Pidgeys around here, and while a Pidgey sounds nice for my optimal team, I'd prefer to ask around and try to find a Skarmory or Swablu first. I mean, maybe there are rarer Flying-Types around in the city, I don't know, but I would like to try and ask a Pokecen-... actually."

Skylar turned to the professor, a glint of excitement in his cloudy eyes. "Professor! Are Pidgeys the only flying type in Pureplain City, or are there rarer ones about?"
In Into The Dark: Tales of Maroleth → 6 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@Gardevoiran@BCTheEntity The baby was born by the end of my post, however Gardevoiran, if you simply edit out the top portion of your post and narrate the delivery, then add another paragraph on the family/your recovery and then you going to get drinks, that shall be sufficient!

<Snipped quote by Gardevoiran>
Indeed, my son. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

@BCTheEntity
It is a girl, I doth hath decided.
In Revenant: A Sci-Fi Adventure (Always Accepting!) → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
"So we have five targets, and a giant crew. Seems easy enough."

Tibulass sat in the cockpit and waited for the allied crew to board on the ship, buzzing into Stryker's communicator to speak to him directly. She figured that he needed to be told something, so she just decided to go with it. "Not that I don't trust you or anything, but I would like to be present physically for that discussion. That being said, I can't leave the cockpit, so do with that info what you will."

It was just something about this mission that didn't sit right with her... she couldn't tell what yet, though.
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