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What’s the connection? I’m genuinely curious.
The Lab


As Melodia plummeted down through the portal she would slam straight down onto the tile below with a loud thud. If the mana explosion didn’t enrich her body moments before, she would have likely broken a few bones— maybe a nail or two. But instead she would just end up with a sore ass and sore palms from catching herself, who in the right mind would jump through a swirling vortex of dark magic. Oh yeah, Melodia definitely would.

As she pressed herself from the ground into a stand, Melodia would realized that she was recovering quicker than usual as well. And while the others within Harrow’s Tower probably entered a state of panic or were atleast a bit annoyed, Melodia was rather enjoying the outcome of things and wished days were this exciting all the time.

”Oh.”

And wouldn’t you know it something else interesting graces the Lapsean woman’s small red eyes. A device, a contraption, a box of mechanical origin placed atop one of the research desks in the lab. She had just been here- was it perhaps Arthur or Reina’s doing? As she took a few steps closer to the contraption her hands traced along the table before eventually making their way to the box. It was sealed, welded shut in a shit-poor job nonetheless. Also, it reverberated with a thick, strong aura of magic that was sensed by the girl immediately. Was this perhaps the origin of the event that had just occurred? She singlemindedly decided that yes, it was, and if someone later proved her wrong then— whatever time moves on. But nonetheless, her personality would soon get the better of her and she wanted to know what exactly this thing was.

The construction was shoddy, a rushed creation that wasn’t exactly meant to be designed for aesthetics. Lady Lapseus decided that the best method of opening it would be some corrosive solution to weaken the welding along the seams. Clickity clack went her small black shoes as she stepped over to a chemical closet, the smell of hydrochloric acid was prevalent along with a small beaker of nitric acid.

”Both will do.” She quietly chimed to herself, entertained.

Back she went to face the contraption, making another trip to grab some safety goggles before playing with chemicals. Carefully she diluted the hydrochloric acid and then traced the fluid along the edges of the box, it took some time for the alloy to weaken but eventually it ate through the allow and Melodia would carefully peel the top off. It revealed a globe that whirred and rotated, it glowed a vibrant magical blue, attached to it was a timer and a small black box.

”Why do I doubt myself? I’m always right.”

Melodia smiled wry from ear to ear, and she thought to herself. All of this bad karma must be paying off! This device was indeed a bomb, a mana bomb of some sort that had just gone off telling by the timer. Normal people would ask who, why, for what purpose would they do such a horrible thing? But Melodia simply saw an opportunity to gather some knowledge, as nothing else would have as much value. The black box in particular caught her attention, it was made of a strange metal she hasn’t seen before— thick, resilient, perhaps from that Dorksteel region? Her curiosity got the best of her, and anxiously she poured the solution along the side of the black box, carefully trying not to let whatever was inside corrode away.

”Futile.” Melodia huffed as the solution simply rolled away.

But her thoughts would now be reserved once again, as the portal she herself fell from began to hum and roar to life once again. But rather than absorbing, it seemed to be expelling wind and debris this time— and then a person. But it wasn’t someone that Melodia really knew, recognizing it was the young lord Reason. She removed her goggles and carefully tucked the black box she had removed behind her to conceal it from the man before she spoke.

”Have a nice fall, Mr. Reason? Where’s your betrothed?” Melodia rudely questioned, offering the man a curtsy and fabricated smile.
My sheet is finally done.
Thanos Snapped.
@Raijinslayer Does WB bossman do the recruiting for the guild himself or is it more of an applicant system?
I’ll plop some interest.
Reina had said something about grabbing her bag from her room, so the two transported quickly to the third floor. As she stepped off the plate, she spat on it.

I mean, look at those portals! I know they say that they can’t replicate them, but surely Alarick’s hiding something about teleportation. Think of the trade opportunities! From what I can tell, there isn’t a mana cost associated with transporting things further, so why don’t they move the plates and make an instantaneous teleport system? I asked the monks and even sent a letter to the Queen; those plates have been moved before. It’s all this damned tradition. It’s getting in the way of true progress. Why, if we could devote a third of the energy the South spends on wyvern racing and petty politics into research, we might not even be in this situation! But noooo, everyone has to dispute about houses this and lords that.

Melodia simply smirked and nodded as Reina began her rant about the stupidities about the South - all of which were justified. “Maybe I should have some of my men sneak down the border and feed some of the southern pigs bacteria that’s been dug up. I’m sure it’ll kill a few thousand before the cause is found out.

The two began to walk down the hall, turning the corner to the corridor where all of the lords’ rooms were. A loud crash accompanied the unmistakable shape of a human bursting through a door and into a room. Their face was obscured, the side that Reina and Melodia could see covered by something black, though the blond hair that followed was unmistakable. The muscles, too. For whatever reason, the man was running into his room wearing nothing but his underclothes. When the technologist lords walked past the doorway, the door was closed and its holes filled with thick layers of ice. The surrounding carpet was completely soaked.

Melodia’s words of death threats and villainous mastermind were not hollow, the girl’s eyes held a deep purpose within them. She had thought about stuff like this often, and elaborately. The scurrying wetman that had soaked the ground caught Melodia’s attention mid-thought however, causing her maw to open wide and her posture to relax - so much so that she quickly fell to her knees.

Who — was — that?” Unphased by the tumble she had taken, Melodia snapped her sights directly to Reina with undivided attention.

Oh, I think that was the Immolis child- Cedric, I believe. He was forsaken his title by his father, if I recall correctly.” Reina offered a hand to help Melodia up. “See? That whole Immolis succession fiasco just proves my point. All this dispute about who’s the lord and who’s the heir and making an entirely new house, it’s all so pointless! Look at the amount of energy just wasted on it.

Melodia at this point seemed to emote a different type of unhinged, eyes were widened painfully and staring into Reina’s soul. “I’d like to waste a lot of energy on that specimen — anyway.” She cleared her throat and pressed her dainty right hand against the floor below attempting to push herself back to her feet. Futile, as she made it halfway up before her legs gave out and fell right back onto her rear. “Damned body—.” She lashed out quietly under her breath.

Reina stepped back and hoisted Melodia up by the armpits, rather like how a parent would lift a child. “Let’s go back to the great hall. It’s okay if we don’t visit the laboratory.

No-no-no, I wanna go to the lab with you so you can tell me what exactly you’ve been working on. If you tell me the juicy details, I’ll share my own — bet your ass my developments are better.” She huffed out like an angered child as Reina helped her back to her feet. As her words spewed out she winked her left eye at Reina, all the while simultaneously drawing out her retractable cane and extending it back to the ground. Pretty soon she’d need a wheelchair, thankfully Vati existed to push her around when that happened.

Reina didn’t look too convinced, but she nodded anyway. “Alright, if you’re sure.” They reached her room. “[color=d8cfbe]I’ll be right back- just have to grab my bag.[/b{” She went in and retrieved a large black suitcase. Melodia could see a study 10-number combination lock holding it together. “Let’s head to the lab.

As they passed by the Immolis’s room again, they caught a glimpse of the two brothers. Their backs were turned to the door. Cedric seemed to be fully dressed now. It was hard to hear through the door, but they were muttering to each other about something. Ruel's occasional high-pitched whines were hard to miss. The view through the ice wasn't completely clear, but it looked like a lot of the room was frozen too. The work of Ruel's ice gate, no mistake, but to what end?

What power. It breaks the laws of physics, you know that?” Reina muttered.

Magic is dated. Technology will eventually overcome its capabilities in every way, now melding the two - that’s the real brainbuster.” Melodia quietly tuned to Reina, using her free hand to gently tap her temple as they made their advance. Though she would sneak a peek into the room, squinting her eyes to manage a glimpse of Cedric as they passed on by.

Fancy briefcase you’ve got there. Anything that important shouldn’t be near the border, at least by my standards.” Mel shrugged, veering her eyes over to the important looking construction - take time to glance at the lock more than anything.

It’s not as important as it looks. Most people who look at it won’t get it, anyway. Plus, the suitcase is made so that destroying the lock or the shell will destroy the materials within.” Reina heft the case. “Arthur came up with the idea.

Melodia rolled her eyes at the mention of Arthur, nodding the words away nonetheless in understanding of Reina’s precautions. “Well if it’s important enough to be destroyed, I’d still probably keep it holed up in my dungeon. But I won’t speak further of it, after all, you bringing it here means that I get to see it!” She flashed a smile at Reina, her free hand resting beneath her chin to gesture an exaggerated expression of happiness.

But she was excited. There weren’t many minds out there as bright as Reina, the two of them were cut from the same cloth - to a degree. Similar upbringings brought the girls up to be inquisitive minds that delved into studies untouched by many. But where Melodia wouldn’t allow social acceptance to hinder her research, Reina had more resources to her disposal - which set the two on different paths in their studies.


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