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    1. Hans von Lek 9 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current drugs, germs and steel. wait. no. that's not it.
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8 yrs ago
When you want to join an RP of a particular theme, but no threads for it exist, and you doubt it'd be all that popular if you were to make your own thread for said theme.
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8 yrs ago
well at least you're quite free to follow - or even participate in - my riveting discussions on which varieties of paint dry the fastest.
8 yrs ago
post regarding pokemon go
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8 yrs ago
Cuckold Joe is my rap name.
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Some fucking idiot who probably isn't worth thinking about all that seriously. He is a 23 24 year old doofus situated somewhere on the planet and studying International Relations at some university. He is fond of history, militaria, fiction, vidya, tabletop wargaming, comic books, and writing in third person. Oh, and he seemingly likes talky-walky animal people as well. We have no idea what the hell is up with that nonsense. He has diagnosed mental problems, so maybe that's got something to do with it.

He probably isn't a robot or a German IRL. However, we cannot be certain.

He likes a variety of different RPs, and is thus liable to show up anywhere, anytime. As a general rule, he isn't particularly keen on fandom RPs, but you never know; there may be some day be an exception.

I could be wrong. I could be right.

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@Zapdos
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@Chairman Stein
@Kaylan The Lioness
@ClocktowerEchos
@Commodore Robot

Just to prompt everyone. It's started! Go ahead and post :D

(If I've missed anyone, it's not for any reason other than the fact that I went off of the character tab section for convenience.)
Meanwhile, Elsewhere - Axis Intro


The first phase of Unternehem Otto Rahn had proven successful: Getting into allied airspace without notice. By all appearances, the radar-absorbant coating each of the five Me-323 Gigants - and their accompanying escorts - were applied with had worked. The mostly flat desert plains provided an easy, safe landing.

There were no illusions; this was a suicide mission. Although it was a suicide mission that could, it was promised, turn the tide of the war if successful. The men and women of Europa Gruppe had sworn their lives to the Axis cause long ago, and had come to terms with the near-inevitability of their sacrifice.

"Let's just hope these things are still here for us when we get back," Felix mused to himself as he watched the crew pull his G-Pz II "Freki" walker from the belly of the Me-323 on a wheeled pallet, "The Mediterranean'd be quite a distance to swim over."

"Big things like this? In the middle of a fuckin' desert? No way the Allies will notice them." said a passing soldier before chuckling.

"No, you see," Felix began, and the soldier paused, "Didn't you listen to the briefing? We're throwing tarps over them, big camouflaged tarps. It'll make them look like dunes. Haven't seen many dunes that are aircraft shaped, but who am I to judge the infinite wisdom of our strategists and tacticians?" As the soldier laughed at Felix's response, he grinned and took a puff of his cigarette.

The soldier reversed his steps and turned to face Felix, "And what if we fail, ya? Attacking a castle and all... sieges take time, you know? It's not a fortress, but look at Leningrad."

Felix grinned, shook his head, then pointed to him with the cigarette between his fingers. "They've got a bunch of eggheads. We've got a small army! Fuckin... hundred or so men, a gehenpanzer - that's where I come in, about 30 panzerklein soldiers, we could even throw our medical robot at them. I'm probably not even remembering half the list!" He paused to take another drag, "And you're lucky I'm not the sort to report people, with you spouting defeatist junk like that." He winked and smirked.

Their laughter subsided as the front section of the Me-323 across from them swung open, its ramp deployed and a towering figure trod down it. His black suit and armor shimmered as it touched the sunlight. He gave them a brief glance through the circular lens of his gasmask before continuing on his way.

"Well Doppelklinge is a lot taller than he appeared in the projector slides at the briefing. Taller than in the newsreels, too." Felix said in hushed awe.

Doppelklinge kept wandering farther and farther away from the cluster of aircraft and the ever growing mass of disembarked soldiers and materiel, which were gradually forming a small encampment around the landed aircraft. His eyes were fixed on the sky. It was a cloudless, calm day. In his mind he desperately wanted to take flight; more than that, he wished to feel the air rushing against his face once more, as it was when he piloted He-51s long ago. But he knew to leave the ground would jeopardize the mission. So for now he stood and waited.
@Zapdos Naw, if someone's got a query, I'll treat it as being legit, lack of sleep or no. I'll explain:

It's up to you if you've just met or not. It's not farfetched that personnel have been rotated in and out of the operation area. They very likely haven't got the exact same people they set out with by this point. Given I don't think there was any deliberation on established character relations (which is fine), I think it's fair to assume you're all people that just got rotated in from counterpart operations at other castles or similar sites of interest. Originally the relocation just meant how you've been shifted around the Montevoir sites, but I think the above I've decided on also works/makes more sense. Because Montevoir isn't the only place they're poking around at. Operation Fisher King comprises several of such efforts.

EDIT: I can see another source of confusion here. Let me throw together a sort of "order of operations" dealio.

Overall operation: Operation Fisher.
- Several archaeological expeditions, among them the one at Montevoir.
And then underneath the Montevoir project, you've got
- Alpha, Bravo and Charlie digsites.
Actually, map will come a bit later. It's not hugely important for now. IC is open!
@Zapdos Can confirm this is true. Accepted! I'll see about getting the intro up soon-ish. I've pretty much just got some finishing touches to do on the admittedly lackluster map and some other stuff to do before then.

@SgtEasy Might do so. I hope it'll be okay with @Zapdos as well. With the way I've written the intro post, it should give you time to introduce your characters a bit later anyway. It's purposefully written to start off a bit slow, rather than in the middle of the action.
Shard is dead and we killed him.
@Zapdos You don't necessarily -have- to find a new name. I mean, in the same war you had Adolf Galland and... the far more notable Adolf Hitler, for instance :P

Also, take your time. I'm still writing everything up myself, heh. Speaking of which, some of you may have noticed that I by now have four of the Axis NPCs written up under my post in the character tab.
@SgtEasy Naw, take it easy (hohohoh). I'm waiting on several other folks as is. There's no hurry, and I'm certainly not cranky with you for taking time.
That link. I'm fucking dying. Of laughter -and- terminal illness.
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