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Gerard Segremors


@Psyker Landshark

"Considering I don't even get to sleep without Erich Cazt showing up, I'll pass. I'm a dolt, not an idiot."

It was like that spurt of mental communique had laid the seed for his specter to populate the darker corners of Gerard's mind— appearing at the end of the gauntlet of the many deaths Gerard had suffered at the height of his powers, after even Agrahn. Even aside from that singularly vexing night... Many times now, when working alone on his cuts, the shadows of fellow mercenaries or knights fell away in his mind's eye when placing them, when conjuring imagined foes— replaced by the Hero. An incessant reminder of the plain truth that Renar and he arrived upon— stagnation would be the end of them both.

He didn't fear dying. He'd long ago been convinced not to— but to Renar's point of their ambitions, it was an utterly souring thought to not realize them off the back of ones' own inaction. They knew the woods well— but needed to wisen up to tackle the dark forest that was the world.

"We'll have to figure out how to get there. We train pretty damn hard already, so there's only so much redoubling the effort's gonna do. Need to change up the method, I think."

Get smarter. Use your head.

"And I gotta fight a little less stupid along the way. Conditioning, though... Paladin Tyaethe mentioned hauling statues around to me a while back. Fionn has his construction project. Guess they're worth trying out."


Starts, but not nearly the finish line. Strength work, but little to match it for speed.
Gerard Segremors


@Psyker Landshark

His eyes flicked upwards, meeting those of the man across the table, and a smirk played across his face. "Nah, I know what he's up to. I'm worrying he'll start charging me a premium once it's his cider I'm drinking."

More a joke than a fib. While any idiot could tell something was on Gerard's mind, he knew well that trying to willfully conceal the matter behind a veil of falsehood wouldn't have a chance of getting past Sir Renar, too shrewd by half for anything his common sense could come up with. If anything, it served to signal that he'd been brought back to the present for the talk, now that the lull between them had broken.

Another draft, this one longer, and he continued in earnest.

"Believe me, I'd have loved to have you around for it— even I have enough pride that getting tossed around like a sack of rocks gets under my skin, looking back."

Once was a punished mistake.

Twice was unorthodox tactics.

Speaking frankly, for all the honor it was to be entrusted by the spirit of such a legendary figure to finish the job?

Three was fucking ridiculous.

"I can't let that happen again. If I'm just outmatched, it is what it is. You know as well as anyone that I can handle being beat— But if we keep running into enemies like him or Jeremiah? I'm not always gonna have somebody around to stab them in the armpit when they're about to rip me in half, punch a hole through my armor and me inside. Not looking for the third time to be the charm on that."
István Shilage


@The Otter@VitaVitaAR@Conscripts@AzureKnight

"Please," Shilage replied, voice carrying all the humor of a rockslide. "If it's this that ends me, I deserve it."

In a slow roll along the assembled troops, primarily composed of those whose stars were surest to rise within the Lions (and a merchant), the burly Southron let his gaze fall upon each candidate. In truth, it was few that would serve best within the confines of the first strategy outlined— If he had to sell the lie of lightly guarded caravan...

Guillaume, obviously. A knight polished for parade, bereft of the many underlings that lied behind the title. An attention-grabber, but appearing tantalizingly vulnerable for what he was. An irresistable opportunity to take off the board. With him Melanie— a scribe brought along to etch his noble deeds to the page, perhaps moonlighting as taking inventory of supplies. She carried few weapons upon her person and would thus appear scholarly, civilian. Urden next— hired help. There was little hiding what he was, even if the man ever had a change of heart and cared to— but his presence would indicate both thin and disconnected defenses, a separate party within the wider faction. He'd imply a potential lack of coordination to exploit— as well as signal that the caravaners were uncomfortable with the dearth of force to muster. Finally, he'd pluck Matthias— an all-rounder from the tactician's schools, he could play quite a few prospective roles. Squire. Guild Adventurer. Expedition leader. Magical counsel. Whatever the situation would incline him towards, he would serve a dual purpose of being able to rally enough coordination out of them in the thick of things to minimize loss. Presumably.

Those four he would avoid, for that reasoning. It would remain to be seen if their little Princess would agree— but it would give him a preliminary framework to make his choices. As each of the retinue, eager to prove their talents or versatility, came forth, Istvan kept open ears. In undertone, however, he laid out certainties with Cadmon.

"I'll have Gaston take the smarter ones of my group and feed them into the other division. Make sure things retain some structure. He'll answer to you for that time. Rest of them can run wild and really piss them off with me and..."

"I'll ambush."

"...I will say that I am at home in forested terrain and can move nimbly amongst the trees."

That'd work. Old classic.

"Irian, Valmyra. Do the pair of you fancy an easy night?" he raised his voice to be audible and stepped forward, meeting the Lamia and Elven ranger's eyes with a flinty smile. On another person's face, it likely would have been approachable. "I've a fairly persuasive bunch of assholes under my command, experienced raiders— We'll feign a rout after poking their flank and pull the response behind the treeline, into your waiting fangs."
Gerard Segremors




...

Within the gilded reflection of the mugful of cider, the coal-haired knight's face was furrowed in a manner many ascribed to tireless, inescapable contemplation. While Segremors often seemed to find his mind wandering in times of idleness at and around the grounds of Candaeln, it rarely came so strongly after the hours of physical training he and certain others routinely pushed themselves through. More often he would have lapsed into a tired, but content and comfortable state not unlike fugue.

Or, at least he wouldn't be staring a hole through the bottom of his drink. Snorting, he took a swig of the glorified apple juice (still not quite in season, even when sourced by the Candaeln sommeliers) and let the sweet flavor act as a wash over him, to refresh and renew and relax. Still a little alcohol in there, after all.

Quietly, he believed Fionn's mill would source a better flavor. Payday always came the sweetest when you really worked for it— and naturally, Gerard was the first of the knights that Fionn had wrangled into utilizing and fostering the many eccentric strengths of hard labor. It wasn't a terrible time— after so much life on the road and behind a sword, he'd come to miss simple farmstead work in that vein more than he'd realized. How long had it been since he'd gotten to make something?

It had gotten his mind off the past few nights for a good spell, too. Worth the ache.
Gerard Segremors

@VitaVitaAR@Raineh Daze@Crimson Paladin

His bones shook as the blow sunk home, the raw momentum brought about by the flight's velocity brought to an explosive stop at the moment of impact, threatening to jolt his joints to paste—

And then, the conspirator's chest gave beneath the weight of the blow, and momentum resumed.

As the spindly body of the now-thoroughly pulverized necromancer was sent flying, Gerard's long arc through the air finally terminated with him reuniting with terra firma. Cast into a spin by the rotational force of his swing, the knight tumbled end over end for a short distance, smashing old bones beneath his weight as the arcane framework keeping them aloft fizzled out.

A loud thud from behind, as he skidded to a halt on stone. He craned his swirling head—

Damn. I really launched him.

And as the Captain marched forward to deliver the coup de grace, the humble and weary greenhorn forced himself to sit up, one arm propped against the floor whilst the other, loosely holding Dawn's Break, rested upon an upturned knee. The debate regarding the grieving mage washed over his ears, heard but mostly unlistened to.

With the tension and rush of battlefield furor leaving him, every ache Gerard had condemned his muscles to seemed to come alight, and his only rejoinders to any conversation were slow, ragged panting. His vision was affixed upon the armored corpse opposite even as it swam, golden eyes pinned to the inscrutable shadows of the visor, searching.

...

... He was gone. In the wake of his returning soul was left only a statue.

Gerard pulled a slow breath in...

It was an honor, Sir.

And let it out, before his eyes flicked back to the trio in front of him. Not his place to arbitrate any of that, for a whole slew of reasons—

"Sir Fleuri."

—Yet all the same, he found his voice as he raised the blessed morningstar aloft. On his face, a crooked, tired smile.

"Sorry to interrupt, but I oughta hand this back before I get too attached."
István Shilage


@The Otter@VKAllen@VitaVitaAR

I wouldn't worry. He's already mourned.

"As it stands, they'd be exceedingly blind to not have noticed us."
the large man offered, a brewing rejoinder to Guillaume's final plea and consideration. Of course he wanted to offer himself as the "bait" in accordance to the original plan laid out— Errancy being what it was, it forged an entirely singular consideration of skill, risk, and worth. In himself he would trust, and by the same token, only himself would he happily risk. Terribly honest.

But upon such a note, that of subterfuge and earnestness's many intersecting foibles—

His hand swept behind them, leading gazes to follow back through the bulk of the camp. The Lions were many things.

"The fires of camp have seen to that. Large as our force is, the smoke will carry far on the wind and high above the plains. We're hard to miss."

Subtle was rarely one of them.
Gerard Segremors

@VitaVitaAR@PigeonOfAstora@ERode@Raineh Daze

The wind pushed his face back, pulling at the skin. His eyes risked going dry in the surge of motion— but his gaze wouldn't err, nor would he blink. If he did, he would miss the opportunity, and sail into the void. Where the golden disks once blazed with all the fury of Reon's mighty chariot, instead it was pure, dutiful purpose that breathed into them this life.

Beneath the gloves of black leather, stained with the blood and viscera of the once-and-again living, his grip had not shifted, even with the sudden shock of watching the Hero turn aside the strike, and with it, him. Indeed, they felt, if anything, more sure than even the white-knuckled, frenetic hold that accompanied his previous rushes.

He soared. The vertigo was familiar by now. It would no longer affect his judgement— though he had little sense for truly aerial combat, a third goddamn ride as this ad-hoc simulation of a catapult's payload left him old hand enough at managing. He'd manage. Hell with all of it. He could do it.

Finish this.

His bones shivered with the pulse of intent. His muscles tightened. His mind grew sharp as any blade that had taken the field— even the Hero's own. Beneath it, he felt, comprehended, in spite of an uneducated, simple mind that knew not its possibility. Two words, laced with a legend that spanned a lifetime. With the command, dignity, and trust that made it hard-pressed for any knight that came up within his wake to turn against. With the full life that had once lived, and the soul's unspoken request that it return to beyond. Through them, came simple clarity.

He could see it all clearly. Nothing left to do but grit the teeth, and execute.

Watch me.

Ever the dutiful soldier, Gerard let the arc of his launch carry him to the zenith, past the horde, past the captain, past the Nem hostage—

And brought the morning star crashing down onto the still-writhing, handless necromancer, behind it all the speed, weight, and commitment he could muster.

Erich Cazt himself had put him on the job—

He would see it done.
Gerard Segremors

@VitaVitaAR@PigeonOfAstora@ERode@Raineh Daze

Easy, said the mechanical advantage he'd imposed upon the hero of old, proving itself capable of even bridging this gulf in strength, that between one who had reached the pinnacle and one who had just begun to climb the slope. The clanging resounded through the chamber as the sword was wrenched free of Cazt's grip, falling to the earth, opening the path to press in, nullifying half the threat—

"!"

Too easy, you idiot, said the sudden force that wrenched the bottom edge of his cuirass up and forward— an acceleration so sudden and sharp that it could only ever take him with it. Vertigo flooded his veins, sweeping through his body as he was sent sailing like a tossed stone. His commitment to the bit, as it were. For all his snap judgements and opportunism bore in the boon of a dropped sword, the inevitable end of his ilk had come— overextension. Capitalization by the enemy. Had he the presence of mind, or perhaps better schooling, he'd have rankled at the blunder.

Gerard, instead, busied himself with trying to right the ship, and realign which direction was which. He craned his neck up, casting his vision afore to his imminent destination—

Time slowed, as he beheld the leonine knight fading from the space he'd just sailed into. Her arms were outstretched, weaponry yet to touch the stone below. She had him. A blessing for her sharp eyes and snap judgements, turning what would have been a head-on collision that threatened to take the both of them out into a mercifully quick reset.

... But, strangely, her gaze was still pinned on the knight.

He felt grips upon his burly frame again, this time around his collar and belt—

Oh.

And when a second rush of sweeping momentum began to pull upon his body, continuing and redirecting the first instead of arresting it,

That's why. Alright.

He understood.

He drew his frame in tight, allowing as little force to bleed off as possible when he was wrenched around, smoothing the rotation—

And soared again, to the sound of shattering glass and cracking lightning. He drew in his breath as he flew, boulder coated in burning pitch, and noted the fresh storm upon the musty air. As though a smelling salt, it sharpened his eyes, brought his muscles to a springing coil. He hurtled.

This time, his gaze was ready, and his body primed to act. Up ahead, he saw the Captain darting in close to the Necromancer, his once-impenetrable shield diamond dust upon the wind. He saw the undead swarming to intercept her path, securing the fiend's escape. And above them, ahead of them, he saw him.

Erich Cazt. Gleaming. Resplendent. Indomitable. Even in death.

An insurmountable wall.

A fortress unto himself.

In their way.

When you couldn't pass a wall...

Gerard drew Dawn's break back, high, and tight. Over the shoulder, as though an oberhau.

You went through it.

He wrenched his trunk, with nothing to push off of save his own body. In throwing the arms to lead the motion, he cast away the shield in his opposite hand, sending it sailing towards the massive undead. It'd bounce off him in all likelihood, unless he deigned to swat it away. Didn't matter. It'd cover his vision, occupy him for a moment, free Gerard's other arm to draw every last drop of power out of the strike—

And in its wake, brought the second meteor down onto the revenant myth, this falling star a burning sun.
Gerard Segremors

@VitaVitaAR@PigeonOfAstora@ERode@Raineh Daze

The clanging report was as though the grand bells of Aimlenn's chapel, rung to herald the day's passage— and beneath it, Gerard could feel old bones creak, maybe even give. A good hit to be certain, better than he would have dared imagine sinking into the Hero in his life—

Yet, inevitably, the armor fell away as the gleaming titan pivoted off the impact, finally having wrenched his blade free and bringing it to bear. The revived had no need for air, felt no pain, weren't traumatized by the shock rippling through their innards the way the living foes Gerard had faced until this point were. Techniques developed to maim and kill common soldiers were doubtlessly useful, rooted in universal principle— but it was a sure fool who expected them to work in full on one well past being killed. He had known as much going in.

Backhanded swing of the Demonbreaker. Propelled by the rotational velocity of Cazt's pivot away from the prior strike, it didn't waste motion. His skills were alive in there. However—

Gerard was close, necessary for the shorter Dawn's Break. There was less leverage the old knight could bring to bear for a cut, even with the space he'd created by his backward step. The arc of danger for the longsword, sharp as a razor even now, was as broad as the summer's day, but a sword's ricasso was never the ideal cutting edge— dulled by its lower velocity.

Erich's reflexes were surely there, in fairness, but a flash of blonde and blue appeared in the periphery, a streak of steel erupting from below less than a blink later. The Captain, repeating her thrust into the armpit from their fight against Jeremiah. It would find no lethal artery.

Yet it would jam the shoulder joint within Cazt's kinetic chain. Even if he somehow bypassed the well-forged steel lodged within, that would further slow his blade. A fraction of a second window becomes multiple. Strength that cracked mountains, speed that baffled demonkind, danger that lived centuries past the mortal life—

There would be no other opportunity like this, where he was nearer to human.

He could not think and waste any time. When opportunity struck, it was to be seized. Technically he could egress with this much— An idea immediately blown away by action, and instinct.

How did Serenity do it, that spar?

Gerard stepped forward and in, mirroring the undead's rotation to maintain the dominant angle.

His mace arm extended up, bringing the sturdy, blessed steel haft of Dawn's break to bear against Cazt's sword. The Demonbreaker was sharp enough to hew stone, yes. But enchanted weaponry was storied for exceeding the robustness of the materials they were forged from. Between this, and all the factors that would slow and dull the stroke, it was a worthy gamble.

He wouldn't go arm for arm against a massive foe, and waste this motion.

Almost simultaneously, the sturdy shield in his left hand slammed, as though a battering ram, against the shining revebrace, just behind the opponent's elbow. Blocking the arm's extension with a physical barrier, threatening hyperextension— the latter likely not a concern, but the former all-important.

He wouldn't go weapon for weapon against such a legend, none of them should have. However, if he could take it away..!

Shifting the haft of his mace in his grip, Segremors swiftly brought the butt of Dawn's Break forward, a shower of sparks casdcading forth— and hooked the crossguard from behind.

With a wrench of the hips, his whole body weight twisted, forcing the shield forth and down while the blade was yanked up— all of the force he could muster matched against Cazt's one hand. A bare fraction of a long-dead hero, versus the full, living physicality of a lifetime farmer, then mercenary, and one day proper knight.

A gamble borne of daring and desperation, propelled by the sudden, violent seizure of the moment's window the Knight-Captain had bought him.

If it paid off, it would rip the sword from the goliath's grasp.

If he considered it not paying off, fear would have taken the moment, and it'd be lost for sure.
István Shilage


@The Otter@VKAllen

"It's a shame, really. The Lady Amelie is no longer with us. The realm is poorer for it."

Guillaume Fotier. The Sincere. Knight-Errant, living upright and truthful in his every waking moment, smiling goodwill ever plastered upon his face. A shining beacon of all that "Chivalry" was to entail, his earnestness and commitment to that which was good and just had a reputation the preceded even the reach of his blade, pointedly named "Sincerity." The latest in a long line of Ithillane knights that, it seemed, enjoyed the West much more than his predecessors.

You couldn't place a man more in opposition of István without the cosmos backing your try. He regarded the sauntering blonde coolly, face cast in stone that all present knew would far from preturb the Honest Knight. They had shared some time in mutual service to Earl Edric— known quantities to eachother twice over. To that end, Shilage felt no need to conduct his usual prodding, and instead replied to the comfortable greeting with a grimness that could only belong with bearing bad news.

"The storm took her while at sea." He continued, glancing to the young heir that stood beside him for a moment. "A sudden tragedy. A reminder to us that we must rejoice each day we wake with breath left to draw."

Case in point: István knew well that it served none to let slip that Cadmon was here rather than administrating the holdings that had been left to him when the Earl had also perished. Guillaume was to the core fettered, and let his honesty color his judgement freely, but he wasn't a fool. He had known the Demet house and its heir long enough to put things together, if given the requisite pieces— and for such an upright man, this situation could only be abandonment of responsibility, and from there objectionable.

He would not betray them in wartime, such was a concern for fools— but they didn't need him protesting their presence, either.

So instead, István allowed the mournful truth to alter his tone, ever so slightly, from his usual oppressive rumble. It was shameful; Amelie and Edric both had taken great pains to accomodate him as all but one of their own in his time as the latter's understudy— a kindness not at all necessary, but one never to be forgotten. Perhaps if he had joined them, he would have changed things, strong as an ox and capable enough swimmer.

But he was not, and they had passed— just as likely that Cadmon would be left without trustworthy council after the fierce gale broke upon the coast if he had, too. With no way of knowing, the mind would be poisoned by the question.

"You look well. The road ever suits your whimsy."
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