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17 days ago
Current Learned it counts as impaling on the stake if you wrap your toyota tundra around a lightpole when you see a vampire lurking at the edge of the gloom last night. this van helsing shit easy 9 PBRs deep
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2 mos ago
think I got a postage mixup on my hands here. the fuck am i supposed to do with this live goat that was intended for a new orleans address?
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3 mos ago
got thrown out the party for keeping it too real. saw that ball drop last year man who cares they just put that shit back up but nobody is ready for the truth when i say it.this country is under attac
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3 mos ago
My new years resolution will be one of great intent and genteel manner. No more status bar tomfoolery. No more games of the mind. I will be a serious man of serious bearing, no longer in silly mishaps
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5 mos ago
trying to find the "golden ratio" of weed and ozempic to cause my appetite to stack overflow and reactivate the long-dormant photosynthesis gene from that 50% of DNA we share with plants. will update
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Youth is a state of mind, Callum.

Luckily, Amerigo's boyish enthusiasm is as alive as it's ever been, so you can mope and be older and he can have that cool sword gimme, gimme, lemme see it old man
Now I await my boss. I think he has been too enthusiastically sampling the local wine...
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"I don't know what this sword is, or why it appeared in front of me and why I have it, but it's mine now and I'm not just handing it over."


sure not to her
wait what i genuinely don’t remember that
“Mm.” clicks tongue “Boorish and interrupting a nice conversation. Their men pair with us as their wine does their cuisine, fratello. I pray you are not expected to work miracles.”

missed you too rodey
“Are we eating the pig, at least?”
Glad to hear it! That means I’ve good alternatives to annoy people with.
you’re not my boss. est and maybe squirtle are my boss
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