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Current Unpopular Opinion: "Because I'm bored" is a terrible roleplay pitch.
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Happy Birthday Nallore!
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It's not a replacement but... *headpats*
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Its alright, sorry for the mini-rant. RPN is still among my favorite places, but certain events made them hit home hard... anyways, ya're nice Nesi. I hope I didn't come off too aggressive or anything
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~Here's Your Order Pyon!~


I blinked a couple of times, then chuckled.

Who would know, you're right on the money! They do let you switch up your classes and races, except your gray choices. So you have to be extra careful with those, you can only switch those up with real money, on their webstore. After that, you can just use your menu to add in classes. In fact, there's even a way, if you accumulated enough points and have those classes or races unlocked, to quickly add them. In fact, in high level play there is this tri-"

"WOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
A girl in a bright blue maid outfit slid through the door as if she was ice skating, with the eyes of every client on her. Was it just because of what could only be described as her incredibly cute and high-pitched "battlecry"? Or was it because she was carrying a tray of several people's orders, including what seemed like very fragile china pots, which practically flew off the tray while she pristine white shoes scooped up all the dirt from the floor and soon were of a whole other shade. With an excited and utterly oblivious smile she put a hand vertical to her eyebrows and leaned forward, sliding her body from left to right until she perked up, and she pointed at a table where a couple of halflings with traditional dark blue wizard robes and hats, which seemed to have moving constelations on them (as if there was a projector pointing a video of the night sky at them) nearly jumped in place. "Found it pyon! Tea and two mistcycle muffins to table 2-pyon!"

She then hopped over to that table, and everything on the tray hopped along with her of course. The halflings raised their sleeves in a clear display of worry, but the presumed employee just kept smiling and moving that ball of white fluffy fur she called a tail up and down, and those long bunny ears bounced along as well of course. She stopped, her finger seemed to fiddle in the air, and the tea set along with two muffins with bright blue berries disappeared from the tray and materialized on their table.

"Enjoy pyon!" the bunny girl cheered. The two halflings nodded, and she immediately straightened up again and turned, repeating the gesture where she leaned forward and put a hand over her eyebrows. Her eyes squinted, then lit up, much like her smile, except that one only had "wide" and "practically gaping" as settings. She pointed at the table she was looking at now, with a transformed lycanthrope with a pair of square glasses and a shirt that read "birthday boy". "There you are pyon! Do you want the special birthday service pyon?"

The lycanthrope crossed his hands above the table and looked down as he shook his head, feeling the pressure of every eye on him.

"O-key pyon!~" the waitress winked and spun 180 degrees.

"There pyon!"

"Found you, pyon!"

"One more find pyon!"

One after the other, she spotted and hastily served each table. Honestly, with those lines one could confuse her for an NPC... Some of the customers seemed constantly on edge, eyes glued to either the girl or the food that miraculously wasn't splattered on the floor yet. Others, however, simply chuckled. My own hands shook a bit as I tried to hold back my own laughter, and occasionally threw a quick glance at Totsurugi just to check on their reaction. After she placed what seemed like the last order, the bunny girl tilted her head and winked at me with a smirk. She proceeded to skip over to our table while humming, then bending down below the table's height, and leaped upwards in place.

"PYON!"
She simply cried out while throwing an arm up in the air, and holding the now empty tray close to her belly. Then she bent over, the little shell-shaped bell ringing right in front of our faces. "Have you two decided on yours orders yet pyon?"

She looked over to me, then Totsurugi. She blinked so intensely I could swear she was doing it on purpose, but then again she was always a mystery.

"Actually, we have Pyonita. I'm gonna have a large ice coffee and a triple house sweet bread, and Totsu here wanted a Riebo&Tanzo sandwhich, isn't that right? So, we're taking that." I grinned at the waitress.

The bunny girl lept into a standing position again and saluted us.

"Aye aye pyon!"

The door slammed open just as Pyonita started to walk away humming some peppy song. A leather glove with tiny bone spikes on the knuckles held the entrance open. A bit of wind passed through the threshold gaining a certain sand-like coloring, while a trace of a light brown coat became visible as it was fluttered by the short breeze. A black horseriding boot stomped into view, followed by what seemed like a light grey beak, which turned out to be part of a plague doctor's mask. Over the mask, the figure had a large dark cowboy hat, and as they made their way inside, leaving the door to just close behind them, their hand seemed to disappear inside their large loose coat. Everyone turned to the newcomer instinctively, even Pyonita, though nothing about this entrance made her smile even flinch. The would-be-cowboy seemed to scout the room with his gaze, until at last it landed near our table, and he began heading towards us.

Not a word or gesture was uttered. Some people were curious to see what would happen, others simply returned to their meals. Sand-like coloring seemed to float around the figure. I couldn't help rolling my eyes as they stopped right next to our table, remaining silent, just standing there. Then she turned again, to the bunny girl who had in the meantime returned instead of taking our orders to the kitchen.

The waitress and the mystery person simply stared each other down for a good moment, from under the cloak emerged a hand doing a peace sign. Then the second. The waitress did the same with her hands, and they both brought the peace sign gestures over their heads.

"..."

"..."

"Pyon pyon, pyon!!!" They shouted in unison, proceeding to give each other a double high five with peace signs. Their voices were completely out of sink, albeit both the high pitched cutesy rabbit and somewhat muffled and steeply deep voice of the "cowboy" were somehow equally peppy and excited. The both of them giggled, and the Pyonita gave an understanding nod with a determined look, spun around and headed to the kitchen.

I leaned over the table and attempted to whisper to Totsurugi.

"I admit, I don't know what just happened either..."

Be it because he heard me say that, or because seeing me lean in and whisper something made him suspicious that I was talking about him, the "cowboy" turned to me.

"You shouldn't be talking about people behind their backs Beardo." that deep voice pouted at me.

I smirked at them.

"I wasn't, I wasn't, I swear! I mean, if anything, I was talking from the diagonal. Hahah!"

The cowboy seemed to choke, unsure whether to laugh or be frustrated, but I definitely knew which one I was going with. My laughter bellowed out across the room, as if having a figure in that whole get up standing next to our table wasn't calling enough attention. They sighed, and crouched.

"Well, thanks for the other day I guess. Is this a new guild member? She comes across as a newbie... unless she's bai-"

"Let me stop you right there. She's nothing like that, alright? Just who do you think we are, anyway? In any case, this is Totsurugi, she is a friend of mine trying out the game for the first time. We were just talking about what we should do."

"Ah, because of the event and the sale."

"Plus it's not like she has the hang of the game yet, but she's shown interest in uh...powerleveling." I couldn't help looking away when I said that. "Might have to switch over to the other one to do that."

"And you think that would be too conspicuous." the cowboy plague doctor nodded with understanding. "This game could really do a better job at teaching the newbies. That's why my guilds holds these practice lessons...oh! Yeah, why don't you join?"

"Sorry, but we're not really interested in that group stuff and "

"Wait, wait, think of it like this..." They interrupted. "If you go give a lesson to a group, you wouldn't be singling her out nor walking around on your own. We also found some nice spots with more privacy, so you could use one of those while you get her through the early levels. AND, since the training was intended to end early, you'll have time to spare to check out at least the final part of the event. Plus, she could even try PvP against someone of her actual level!"

The "cowboy" turned to Totsurugi.

"What do you think? Seems like a win-win situation to me."

Nei


While the warmth gradually started to return to my arm, my eyes remained fixed on following the blue beam until I witnessed it clashing into the flying creature's lower back and spreading frost across it. Be it because it reaches the wings and they couldn't remain suspended in the air, or because of the cold, the creature dropped to the floor at once, and there it remained. I squinted my eyes towards where it had fallen, but with the distance and the table in the way, it was hard to tell whether it had stopped moving at all. I gave up on finding out, and rose my gaze to the person who was previously being attacked...

WOAH! What was that look?! It was hard to see from here, but they stared at me for a moment, I was sure of it! They muttered something too... I did just kill the thing attacking them right? I killed it, right? Did I do something wrong?

I looked around the battlefield. My body felt stiff, my feet were urging to move while my throat seemed suspended my arms glued in place. A tiefling was attacking one of the flying creatures like I did, with a blade instead. That cat person attacked as well, but they attacked the big ugly thing instead.

Maybe we were supposed to focus our attacks on that big one then? And the other things were just, like, in the way? Or was the stare because I stole their kill? Were they saying they totally had that handled and I shouldn't have gotten in the way?

Well, after I we were done with this mess I'd just group up with whoever I was supposed to meet and disappear before I had to deal with that girl. I nodded to myself as if to reinforce my commitment to that plan.

The brute thing kept slashing at the barkeep, even after getting an arrow on its shoulder though. I gulped, squeezed my backpack again and took a few steps forward, closer to the well.

"Indeed, a poultry task!" The lady who hired me liked to experiment things, right? Perhaps I could use that now. "I shall see whether it will have a similar effect on a larger target. Ray of frost!"

The cold light once again formed around my arm and was shot out of it, this time propelled over the well.



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The Grand Introduction Plan!


As if by miracle, she picked up on my cues and followed suit with her improv. Well, I'd be lying if I said I didn't clutch my axe's handle a little tighter when she started calling the people around her names and acting all haughty, who knew how petty these people might be, it was an online game after all. That sigh of relief was hard to hold in as the quartet ultimately opted for leaving, while complaining and muttering amongst themselves. Nonetheless, I insisted in leading Totsrugi a little further away from there, at least far enough that we had cover from the buildings, in case that guild did something crazy like, you know, turning around for a second.

"Ah, c'mon, this is just a throwaway alt you know! Not gonna spend hours trying to come up with a nice shiny name for him! Plus...you know... I thought it'd be funny." I rubbed the back of my head while my gaze inevitably shifted away from hers. Soon as I regained my composure, I turned back to her, straightened my back, and "coughed" into my hand. "W-well, anyway, it's true that you did mention that about you not playing this kind of game before. Sorry, I just kind of thought you'd be able to find your way to the Cathedral because of those."

I pointed upwards to the Cathedral's towers, rising well above the top line of the houses in midtown. Only the occasion player flying on the back of a dragon, giant bird, giant flying fish or magical flying carpet cast a shadow upon those imposing holy columns. We could have taken a tour of the cathedral, but with the chance those guys would come back, it was better left for another time. I scratched my chin a little, ruffling my beard until my eyes widened.

"Aha! I know a good place, alright Totsu come with me!" I swung my arm in a gesture for him to follow along and started heading through the streets again. It wasn't long until the glances of people who witnessed the earlier confrontation with the <Jazzcreamed Unicorns> guild began giving way to a fresh new old side of midtown, and the busy flow of its streets. I offered a hand to Totsurugi before we "dived in". "Grab my hand. It may be a little embarassing, but since you don't know your way around yet, its best we don't get separated."

We turned left and then right, crossing the crowd and joining a different one in the next street over. The more we moved forward in that one, the more a certain mixture of flowery scents intensified, while our feet seemed to tread upon an increasingly granular path which replaced the previous smooth and almost polished rock. Nothing we wore or stepped on would make the ground any dirtier, of course, but the city’s design had those kinds of soft gradual transitions. There were still rather wealthy-looking decorations on the upper part of the houses and shops around us, now with a more twirling and wavery gold or silver design, and the occasional symbol of a tree or leaf. At the borders of the shops there were sticks or flowers or other herbs in these things attached to the walls that seemed like bandaged quivers.

We turned right again in a particularly wide alley and around a smaller building. It was mostly cubical though the upper third had more round edges, almost like a crude dome, from which several sticks with a flower or two stuck out, all around a single cylindrical chimney pouring out colored smoke. It shifted from purple to yellow to blue to green, sometimes a combination of two or three colors in spotted patterns. Most of the shop had these large shop windows, from which one could see the yellow stone adorned with all manner of monster taxidermy mounts, and two shelf’s worth of catalogues with a potion printed in the front. At the back was a wooden counter with an old man with puffy white facial hair, like discolored patches of grass had just up and decided his face was a nice place to grow on. Behind that man, in turn, were shelves with various vials with liquids of also varying colors: Potions.

We stopped right as the rightmost shop window ended and the blank wall began. I felt the wall a bit, until one of my fingers sunk a bit into the wall, and I nodded while grinning to myself. I looked over to my shoulder to Totsumi.

“This isn’t our destination yet, but it’s important you know about these things. You know what makes this game so unique? Well, of course there’s the obvious things, like the whole fully immersive VR and the scale and freedom… but there’s one thing us players know that the public doesn’t, one of the biggest things behind this game: the glitches. We compete using those too. There’s all manner of glitches to find, and the developers are so lazy at fixing them or so focused on bringing new content instead that we just up and rolled with it. For instance, the potions in this shop are for beginners, but they are super expensive so that you can only take a couple at a time when you’re just starting out. The counter is also protected against magic, so there’s no way to “steal the potion”. Well, not unless you know about this.”

With another grin, I stepped inside the shop, rather literally going through the wall as if it was air. You needed the right angle and placement to do that, but once you knew the trick it was indeed simple. The NPC didn’t even react, and simply continued staring at the entrance as if no one was there or had just invaded his store, or his personal space. Humming happily, I began taking potions off the shelves, which replaced themselves after a few seconds.

“You can get a lot of potions like this, hehe.” I told my elf friend after leaving the store, smirking and shaking a potion in my hand. “You can also sell these back to him when you don’t need them anymore. I wouldn’t recommend trying to make money that way though, they only sell back for a few copper despite how expensive they are to begin with, and you can’t trade them with other players either. Now, onto our actual destination then!”

It wasn’t long before we arrived at our actual destination, after passing a bit further ahead from the shop, where the path returned to being the old well-maintained rock road. The left side of the sign had a winged cat chasing after a winged dog, while the right side was the reverse. The letters in “Corrida Bakery & Cafe”’s name seemed to have tiny strawberries sprouting from them as well, giving a cutesy look to the name that matched the decorations, vines sprouting strawberries. In the inside there were no chairs, only pouffes of various mild colors, accompanying short round wooden tables with a plastic-looking menu on top of a silver triangle plate. I couldn’t help myself from sniffing the air and nodding as the warm and drool-inducing scent of the fresh bread filled my nostrils.

“Let’s go seat over there!” I pointed towards a table by a window on the left, with a large light blue pouffe and a green one on the smaller side.

My body practically sank into that large comfy sack, especially with all the armor I had on me. I conjured up my menu with a thought (not the cafe kind, the game one) and placed my weapon in the inventory.

“Now, THIS is the good stuff! You should put away your weapon too. It’s this place’s policy. Other than that…” I grabbed the menu (the cafe’s this time) and offered it to Totsurugi with a huge grin. “Pick whatever you like! The food here is great, I assure you!”

Hopefully she was in the mood for desserts or pastries, or better yet, bread. Delicious bread. I shook my head. At least until the waitress arrived, I’d better get to the point. I waited a little for Totsurugi to have time to look over the menu, then began:

“So, Totsurugi… since this is your first here, I’m sure you know there’s a ton to learn about the game. Of course, you don’t have to learn about everything at once, but don’t you think it’d be nice to go at it in a bit of a more uh… organized way? You know, like, a plan or a schedule or something. Some preparation at least. W-with that in mind, I have a few options for you.” I pulled a briefcase out of my inventory, and placed it on the table, revealing a stack of papers inside as I opened it. Then, I cleared my throat. “Uh-Hm… So, I have a few options for you. For starters, I could take you to some good places to practice and level, learn the ins and outs of your abilities and such, maybe teach you a few things! For instance, do you know about [Essence Remodelling Fruits]? They are super important, especially later on. You can do the quest to get one at any time after you level 5, but the higher level you are, the harder the quest gets. So it’s a good idea to start stacking some early on. It’s another item the devs don’t let players trade among themselves, not even among their own alts!”

I shrugged and shook my head. I raised two fingers.

“Second, you kinda came during a special time. Not only is there an event going on, The Master of the Banquet, but a certain bad guild was defeated recently, and the merchants they were blocking have a ton of stuff to sell that’s out of season now, so a huge bargain is coming. It’s going to be held near the event’s location too! We could go to either the event or the bargain, or we could try going to both, though with the lines there’ll probably be... We really wouldn’t be left with much time for either that way.”

A third finger was raised. I sighed.

“Third uhm… I don’t if I shou- “ I shook my head. “No, I’m going to. If you really, REALLY want it, I could uhm… help you p-power level.”

Just saying it, I ended up reflexively looking away to the ground. But I wanted to offer her that choice either way.

~Wait~


Hmmm... a Naturalist huh? Pulling on my chin hair, I glanced slightly up. If I wasn't mistaken, that class combined well with druids and farmers, for their ability to grow plants, and when what had both of those, doctor was the logical choice to follow, since they could apply healing using plant material. Naturalists also went well with summoner classes, since again plenty of material one could conjure up to feed the naturalist abilities.

As for elf... I guess she at least wouldn't stand out too much. Not a bad thing at all of course, I was trying to keep a low profile myself and it was hardly uncommon for newbies to cave under the pressure when questioned about more exotic playstyle options. Even though there weren't any particularly bad ones at the beginning due to the freedom of progress, and [Essence Remodeling Fruit]s, be it by malice or even in an attempt to help people could create a lot of pressure to conform.

Certainly seems like a good match! Your choices for how to grow and evolve will be truly crucial, you'll be to be able to be self-sufficient in various environments to make it as a naturalist, and information gathering will be important as well. We'll talk about all that when you get here though.
Usernames


In front of me when I stopped after having sent that message was none other than the big place itself: The pure and well-cared for (at least the graphics made it look that way) steps almost seemed to emanate a soft light of their own, like a night light, but during daytime and due to their supposed reflection of the virtual Sun. Their borders were embroidered in intricate gold shapes, resembling rivers that "flowed" on the edge of the steps between the statues that intersected the stairs. While the NPC priests stayed inside the buildings, players healed outside in front of said statues, lines forming to store powerful healing spells into [Spellcore Crystals] or just to receive a cure from a debuff of some kind. One could tell the experienced healers from the inexperienced, by the time spent haggling and how flashy their spells were: The newer players wanted to impress, wasting their best spells on flashy demonstrations in hopes of attracting clients, while the more experienced players knew that the best spenders probably weren't going to heal in a city without a [Portal Master] and a priority contract already signed. It was a tough choice, but I elected to seat near the newer players. I could put up with the light better than I could put up with the talent scouts.

My efforts seemed to be for naught though. I sighed as I read her next message.

I'll come to you. How do you look like?
Usernames


I ended up staring at the empty screen for a good five minutes before my mind started to wonder to the people passing by, some seeking the healers outside, others delivering quests inside the church, some simply chatting with whomever.

I had to wonder what she was up to. Maybe she was lost? Stuck in a crowd probably. That could explain why she didn't hear the message, if she turned off the priority hearing. Maybe she had been playing around with the menu....

I began tapping my foot. I checked my screen again: still no messages. I glanced around some more, began leaning over to better see from the sides. Had she somehow ended up in lowtown and head to the Cathedral from the other side? I could go look for her there, but what if she arrived while I was gone? That would just be ridiculous. plus no doubt if she got to the Cathedral and didn't see me, she would send me a message. I reluctantly sat back down on the stairs, and instinctively glanced at a non-existent watch on my wrist.

I DID tell her where she was supposed to go, right? Scratching my head, I opened my menu screen and scrolled up the chat log, moving my private conversation to a different window. Yep, it was right there, "meet me in front of the Cathedral". She had even responded to that message. I ended up standing up again, swinging my weapon a bit, careful not to hit anyone. Worst that could happen was a bit of damage, but it was still unpleasant to get hit with an axe in the face.

Ok, this was starting to worry me a little. It'd been almost 25 minutes without messages or her showing up now. Even if she had gotten that lost, sending a message should have been no problem. There was a bit of pressure in my chest from the worry, and I growled a bit. Dang it, if she was just lost she better wait for me to come back! Axe hanging on my shoulder, I looked ahead to return to the streets, finally noticing a good number of heads turning and murmuring to each other.

"What's happening in there? Is something blocking traffic?" As I approached, I saw it: Just barely visible on the side of the arm of another half-giant player was a green-colored name "Tots". "Could it be? Excuse me..."

I began gently pushing the observers to the side. My suspicions were confirmed: Trapped between a group of four players, two being dwarves, one a fat neko guy and the half giant was a frail little elf by the name of <Totsurugi>.

"Oi, Totsu! Is your alt ready to join the guild?" I waved at her with a big bright smile on my face and winked once, hoping she'd follow along the cue. With big, long steps of purposeful pressure, I 'happily' and confidently stomped my way towards her. "Geez, you really kept me waiting you know? Who are these folks? Are you convincing them to join too?"

Of course, I did know the second name under these other players was their guild's. But playing dumb might help sell Totsurugi's act even if they stumbled a bit.

Nei


Now I'd said it didn't I? The cat person seemed interested in what I was going to do too, ah what could I do? I couldn't cast any great magic like the actual sorceress, in fact I couldn't cast any at all without Lord. Was I really supposed to hit that big burly thing all the way across the well? What was the farthest I had cast again?

The orders to shoot at the bat creatures brought some relief at least. They seemed like a weaker target and better yet, they got the cat person's attention! I cleared my throat, fixed my posture, and gaze upon this miniature battlefield with my arms crossed and forcing a scoff.

"Hmph, I suppose it can't be helped then. Can't say I've encountered these things before, so I'll differ to the expert's advice. Either way, it seems like a waste to expend my most powerful, grandiose magics upon such filth, but I suppose I have some spare sparks I don't have another use for." Having said that, I swiftly moved forward a bit (still making sure to stay a good 5 feet away from the well so I didn't fall), fixed my hair and pulled my backpack to my front, then held it tightly close to my chest with one arm, while holding out the other in the direction of the creature attacking the blond-haired bard.

The faint traces of hair in my forearm raised as a chill blew with the wind that seemed to be starting to swirl around it. Droplets of what appeared to be glowing snow rained down (and some up) to my arm and gloves, covering them in a whitish blue light, gathering especially in my palm.

"Ray of Frost!" I trusted my arm forward, causing shooting out that light toward my target.



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~Assault On the Sanctum~


Perched up in the indoor balconies under the dark cover of the poorly lit room, the rangers, archers, snipers and hunters stretched out the string of their bows while keeping their gaze firmly set upon the tall door in spiderwebs that seemed to float just above the door's surface in places. Much like how the rest of the room seemed to have a decor of rust, broken stone and the vines that allowed on to pull themselves onto the balconies, beneath the webs the door was adorned with rusty gears seemingly tied to a mechanism of metal wires and a lever on each side of the door. Those levers allowed the door to be opened from the inside. To do the same from the outside, however, was a far trickier process, involving several levers that had to be turned in just the right order. The <Real Lit> guild members had already spread out to defend this base on several checkpoints, hoping to disrupt the timing and deal as much damage as possible. This being the guild's base, they had the edge of ambushes and spreading in just the right places and even sometimes secret escape routes! Even if they failed to stop the invaders from reaching the inner Sanctum, they could at least hurt them enough that they would be defeated once they did.

"How are they doing out there?" Inquired the dark elf Liana, for the 87th time in the past hour. In stark contrast to my own attire (a mess of twisted branches vaguely taking the shape of a suit of armor, with a dark hood for a helmet), Liana's clothes were much leaner, a light blue ending in leaf-like shapes on the tips, though one could definitely say she went overboard on those starlight cosmetics. Golias Grimwood sighed and his elaborate and refined clothes of purple and yellow shades fluttered as if blown by a wind spawned right from under him, and a holographic projection of the former dungeon turned guild base appeared among us. It displayed allies as dark blue dots and enemies as red dots, clashing with one another. While her robe's cosmetics shone so bright it made the hologram hard to see as she leaned on it, her proximity a part of it that were these four light-blue rectangles made it less than hard to guess where her sight might be going. She looked over to Golias Grimwood with her head tilted. "Hey, didn't you say they couldn't beat this trap? Why are they winning?"

"I don't know." He growled in turn. "They probably figured out the trick but even so! When the platform raises to make the people fall in love, the glitch made the lava appear above: Whether one chooses to fall on the now infinite loop hole, or jump to avoid it and right into lava, they should die instantly!"

"Maybe they got out of the way?"

"A skill would have to let them move right in between the two parts of the hole. It would take the right skill, skills and timing. From what I understood from the chat reports, they survived the lava. Still, to have such a high fire resistance as to be able to withstand LAVA is just ridiculous!"

"They seem to be playing WSBCs left and right. They sure did their homework. Tch." Wildly unkept orange hair, with a long pirate cape and scavenger armor, as well as smitar resting on his shoulder while he himself sat with legs crossed on the stairs, that was the image of <Real Lit>'s guild leader, Keysmasher6. He tilted his head backwards, grunted after another look at the holographic projection. "C'mon, everyone get in position. It's only a matter of time before they get here."

We all nodded, and Golias Grimwood dismissed his hologram. The guardians and shielders kneeled in front of the first staircase, their respective shields covering their whole body except for the heads that still popped out. Right behind them was Keysmaher6, who had to be near enough to strike given he was a melee fighter, but was also the leader, it would be just silly if he died caught in the initial crossfire. Golias Grimwood joined the healers in the back, using the ability granted an item he had to dual-cast both an illusion and a barrier to hide himself along with the healers. As for Liana, she slipped through a bugged crack in a protective shell that used to belong to the boss of the dungeon, and yet had not disappeared, courtesy of the [Sealing Blade] lodged on that spot. My final glance at the hologram before following Liana showed a number of blue dots converging upon two red dots coming in the direction of the sanctum's entrance.

Suddenly, light illuminated the cracks of the door as the gears started turning in the gate. The chains tied to the levers pulled on them, and and another avatar sprinted through the opening. His armor was like a mess of twisted branches, except for the dark hood that stood in place of his helmet. All of the archers readied their bows without a thought, causing him to stop in the middle of the sanctum hall, startled.

"Don't shoot, it's me, Kane, Tom! We've been overwhelmed!" He raised his hands. He was visibly out of breath, but his presence alone got heads turning and murmurs going. I smirked.

After all, his appearance was absolutely identical to mine.

Before anyone had time to think, three blades of light soared across the room, impaling Kane. The archers shot in the direction they came from immediately, however...

"Holy Guardian!" Waves of light appeared in the air, looking ripples a would-be-sphere of water. As the void-laced arrows hit the invisible sphere they simply dropped right off to the ground. The sound of a boot stomp reverberated across the sanctum. "Reith's retribution!"

A gold-illuminated spear stabbed into the sphere from the inside, cracking and releasing a large beam across the hall.

"Bullwark!" Shouted the guardians and shielders in unison as they clenched the handles of their shields. A green barrier formed in front of them and blocked the beam of light. As they all recovered their sight, however, the man in a full set of elaborate armor and spear raised in their direction wasn't the only newcomer to the room, but a row of previously invisible rogues stood on each side of the hall, right beneath the vines one used to climb to the balconies. Their hands had an ethereal, almost see-through dark color to them, the indicator of the temporary enchantment [Curse of Ghostly Crossing]. They tugged on the vines, which appeared to glitch, switching between their usual mellow green color and pure black. Next, the floor beneath the archers simply vanished, causing them all to fall to the ground and take massive damage as a result, so they were easily picked off by the rogues.

The others were still wide-eyed when the armored spearman addressed them with a smile.

"Invisibility and illusions skills are actually rather common. It is a common-sense precaution to double-check frequently you know? Like this. Revelation!" As he waved his arm, a cloud of golden dust flew out in all directions, making invisible rogues appear and even dispelling Golias Grimwood's illusions. Keysmasher6 was no exception, becoming visible again right behind the spearman. Giving up on subletly, he lept towards him, yet the other's hand suddenly began to glow and in the blink of an eye and without any word being spoken elbowed the guild leader and propelled him to the nearest wall.

"Damn paladin..." Keysmasher6 growled before the status set in.

"He is stunned, get him now comrades!" Ordered the spearman.

"Those rogues are going to get him, STOP THEM KANE!" Golias Grimwood barked out. "USE THE SET!"

Slowly rising with his health still very much in the red, Kane hesitated for a moment, but seeing his leader almost assassinated, he shook his head.

"Ancient root set!" The green jewels within the various tree-root shaped items in his body glowed, flowing an aura of green energy into the gauntlets, whose fingers began to rapidly expand. He shoved them into the grow, and they grew into roots that emerged from all over and grabbed hold of the various rogues and even the paladin.

"Impressive." He commented. "But I doubt you can do this for very long."

"It doesn't have to! Arcaflame Nova!" Liana raised her hand up, and what appeared to be code bars with runes in them began to gather above it, spinning rapidly into a growing sphere. This was the crux of <Real Lit>'s victories. While hidden behind the immune status usually reserved for the boss, coupled with the massive mana regeneration of that very same state, she could unleash powerful spell after powerful spell.

"Wait you idiot, you're going to get Keysmasher killed too!" Roared Grimwood. "Plus, if that really was Kane, then this one-"

Of course, I didn't let him finish before acting. I pointed a finger at the blade beneath Liana, while my body appeared to melt down, thorny wood gradually replaced by my tiny, fluffy blue hoodie.

"Expell curse!" With that command, green lines appeared across the blade, glowing brighter and brighter until they almost seemed to explode, leaving behind an empty husk of a weapon. More importantly, however, a certain blue marble figure quickly emerged from the ground, eyes red like furious rubies. As it popped right from beneath Liana, her spell broke apart when she was flung into the air. That also triggered the boss to attack her: A set of ruby meteors chased Liana, so between that and the fall, she wasn't long for this world. The healers nonetheless tried their best, yet they simply couldn't keep up. Grimwood himself pulled out a short sword and charged at me, so it' was time for the final part.

"Frightful visage!" My form once again melted, this time revealing my "true" changeling form. Thanks to my [Dominator], I could then control any afflicted with the [Fear] status, including the boss herself. I made her leave her protective barrier and put me there instead, then rampage. Friend against friend, guildmate against guildmate, boss against players (well, I suppose that one is more normal). Having given the orders, I raised my arms up in the air and closed my eyes. "Summon lesser skeleton!"

I continued to summon my forces safe from harm. Eventually, the shielders and guardians were forced to break line to attempt to defend their comrades from themselves, a fatal mistake since Bullwark's protection was minimal against attacks not coming from the front. The paladin, Shinkami, shook his head and wagged his finger.

"Now now, that was a pretty bad move you know? Don't break formation when fighting a summoner, otherwise look what happens!" He opened his arms as if to show them the room, not that the shield-users could see it as they already had skeletons and zombies and half-controlled comrades on every side.

As the halls devolved into our utter chaos, our victory was sealed.

~From There On Out~


"Cheers!" Three beer jugs went clink as they clashed together. The three muscle-covered elves wearing animal pelts began gulping them down with a smile on their face and ignoring all the foam flowing over their cheeks. One tasted like coke, another like orange juice and the last one like coffee, albeit all three were convinced they were the only ones "pussying out" of drinking beer, or Jellycream told us. She had been the one to introduce us to them, and also one of the bartenders of this place. Indeed if this game had one thing going for it, that was the variety of things one could do with it: It was so great that entire professions could actually be reproduced to a pretty realistic extent, and that was just the tip of the iceberg.

"Imperia? Are you even listening to me? Do you even understand how seldom we can acquire [Apparel Potions]?" My hands were raised instinctively between myself and the leaning woman in glasses, Cathwind. She was holding a chalkboard tablet, naturally an enchanted one that functioned a lot more like a modern tablet. Fantasy was weird sometimes. Still, I had chosen to play such a fantasy game, much like I had chosen my avatar's height despite how frustrating it was to have this annoying person towering over me complaining about the potions I used in my mission. Ah, how much I would have rather been with Shinkami over there with the elves and their beer and snacks, negotiating the payment terms. It would still suck to have such a close conversation to my job there too, but at least I wouldn't be on the spot!

I backed off (internally and externally) when Cathwind growled and scoffed.

"Did your avatar choice melt your brains down too or was that a pre-existing condition? [Apparel Potions] are a rare drop from a complex maze, it takes ages to do and is a relatively low-level item, so nobody even bothers farming it. Even those who sell them rarely get to make much of a profit because so few people use it. Do you understand? And yet you used SIX of them! Couldn't you have cut it down to four at least? I'm certain you could. If you're just going to drown in potions, what do we even need you for?"

I growled back.

"Fine, fine I get it! I'll pay for them, all of them, so please jus-"

"Just paying for them isn't enough. We barely have any stock, you need to go get more!"

"Hey, I'm busy today! I have someone to meet. They are brand new to the game, so I'm sure I'll be with them for a while. I mean, even if they weren't knew it'd still be common sense to spend time with a friend of course, but even more so when they need someone to teach them the ropes!"

"Just take them with you then. Just power le-"

"The chibi and the high secretary over there, do you want to drink anything else? Maybe some food? Made plenty of [Salty Netherstark Buffet] with the ingredients you threw at me this morning. There's no way I can sell all of this, so make sure to take some damn responsibility, alright?" Jellycream was leaning over the counter with her face supported by the hands on her cheeks. She had a long and lean blue body with a longer and leaner tail, as well as long ears that twisted in a spiral. Her fingers grew larger as the farther from the palm (like a toad's) and her fingernails were painted in a darker shade of blue, matching her deep mono-color azure eyes.

"S-secretary?!" Cathwind looked shocked and appalled.

"Pffft." I covered my mouth with my oversized sleeves. Her glare shifted back to me in an instant.

"What's so funny?" I shook my head, but her glare wouldn't stop pressing me. I gave out.

"Sec- pfft- high secretary hahaha..."

"Can't you at least pretend to take this seriously?" She sighed and held her forehead. "How does someone like you even manage to hold a job?"

Ah, here it was. This is why no one liked Cathwind all that much, guild leader aside that is. She immediately managed to sour the good mood that was kind of building up again, DESPITE her lecture.

"Even I'm not like this IRL. You really shouldn't bring that kind of stuff to the conversation here."

"Can't you be a little more that other way then? Some people really try you know!"

"What's the point of that? This is a game! And besides, I DO try to make an effort!" I crossed my arms. At that moment, a guy that could be taken for an athlete walked through the door. He carried a large semi-mechanical bow-harp hybrid, with several strings that played a melody and added a slightly different effect depending on how many he pulled on as he was using the weapon. His name was Raze, and the slick curly horns somewhat noticeable on the side of his large forehead, the ridiculous goatee and those rather hairy legs ending in hooves left no doubt to any who saw him that they were dealing with a Satyr, a close cousin to what Jellybean's race was, a neo-Satyr. I practically threw myself at his leg, hugging it.

"Aaah! Save me Raze! I have a meeting today and she wants to force me to farm potions!"

He patted my back.

"No, no, I'm sure she didn't mean it like that. We're celebrating, no one's going to be forced to do anything now, are we?"

"Do you have no shame, Imperia?" I looked over my shoulder and winked, earning myself a roll of her eyes. "Urgh, and you Raze, I don't think I have to remind you again, but you DO know he is a guy right?"

"That somehow makes it better." My eyes shot open as he said that, and I slowly gulped and looked to his face. There was an almost sinister blobby grin in his expression (was he salivating?!), however, a glance back over my shoulder revealed an even more sinister grin from a ready-to-pounce Cathwind. I quickly looked back to Raze. "Oh, Jelly! Can I have one of those [Salty Netherstark Buffets] by the way?"

"Absolutely! Buy a bunch and I'll even throw in a discount!"

"Heh, you're in a pretty big hurry today I see."

"Well, I really want to catch the sale." She winked. "How about you guys? Are you going to the sale? Or the event?"

Raze raised his gaze to the ceiling.

"Master of the Banquet, huh... That's kind of hard to choose to be honest. I probably have most of the stuff I would want from either already after all. You two?"

"I think I might go to the sale. I'm meeting up with a friend today, so doing some window shopping in which I might be able to get them some better gear for cheap sounds like a great opportunity."

Raze grinned, more playfully this time.

"Is that so? Maybe I should go pay a visit then."

"Absolutely not!" I simply protested, crossing my arms.

~Meeting~

Litopia was a bustling city almost completely surrounded by forest except for the garden gate (a built garden that led to a lake) and the barren gate (which led to an almost desert-like canyon). Of the eight gates that surrounded the town, four led to midtown, while hightown and lowtown each had a pair of gates each. As the name would imply, hightown had the greatest amount of commodities and was where the nobility and high-class merchants and clerics lived in Litopia. It was also physically the most elevated area, held up by a spiraling metal structure, and during the night it's building illuminated the rest of the city like a not-so-distant constellation. Lowtown was just the opposite, it's sheer lack of architecture, much less any effort put into construction, meant that it was practically sunk into the mud. Whereas the majority of the city had buildings averaging about two floors high, with that number varying up or down by a couple depending on having a third floor (usually in housing districts) or on whether a basement counted, lowtown was almost exclusively composed of shacks less than a story high, and rarely having a full four walls either.

The place that was most definitely full of life, however, was unquestionably midtown. Huge and shaped like two glaives united by an hourglass, it was a gathering place for newcomers and veterans alike. Despite the crowds that continually littered the streets, a mixture of players and NPCs (both among the public and the shopkeepers), there was definitely quite a pleasing aesthetic to the white stone houses and the extensive use of glass, both in all the vitrine shops and the various charms and ornaments made from colored glass. There was little in the way of unpleasant smells anywhere in midtown, and even if there were any they'd surely be quickly drowned out by the sheer variety of excellent food stalls. After all, Dissonant Steel Online was still a game, no one could get fat nomatter what they ate here, so of coursethey would indulge! Anywhere you looked, sweets, excellent meals of all kinds and sizes, from drool-inducing stakes to collections of the finest arrangements of herbs and gracefully sliced fish. This wasn't without it's problems, after all people getting too used to eating this way in the game sometimes developed an eating disorder in real life as well, but most people weren't aware of that. Nor was I about to spoil the fun. We were instead focused in our own little lives and our own little game, as the conversations one-half picked up just by walking in the street no doubt corroborated:

"(...) nah, nah, [Silverpine Slither] does way more damage, I mean it (...)"

"(...) -ean you haven't seen the sunrise in the Star Symposium? You gotta check (...)"

"(...) beat the Glitch Castle (...)"

"(...) what they'll have in the event (...)"

A quick beeping noise alerted me to a new message, and I could pretty much guess whose. I focused on the little dot in the corner of my vision in order to open the system menu, and go to private chat. I had given her my account contact rather than my character one. I shot her a message:

Heyyyyyyyyy! :D Welcome to DSO! :D
Are you already past the tutorial? If you are, meet me in front of the Cathedral. It's the huge building with the five spiky towers covered in stained glass. It's three or four times taller than any of the other houses around, so it shouldn't be hard to spot. ;)

See you soon! :D
Usernames


I grinned to myself after sending the message, and closed the menu.

"It's almost ti-" I felt a push against my plated chest.

"Ah, I'm sorry!" The woman that ran into me stepped a little backwards and raised her hands between us. Her arms were thin, extremely so, and her white nails seemed almost sharpened though their length was barely larger than those of someone who forgot to cut them for a couple weeks. She had a thick silken dress of almost transparent materials but wrapped in enough layers that she might as well be wearing a paper bag for all that could be seen, albeit the jewelry and visible softness of the material certainly showed it was much more valuable. Still, between that dress and her curly dark brown hair that reached all the way down to her waist, even from the front, it was hard to tell what race she was supposed to be. I couldn't help but be a bit curious, yet nonetheless I simply smiled and waved my gauntlet a bit.

"Ah, no worries, I was distracted too since I'm meeting someone." My laugh was bellowing and deep, beard raised like the hairs of a hissing cat.

"Is that so? Alright then. I'm in a bit of a hurry, so if you'll excuse me..." The woman practically slithered under me as she slided under my arm and rejoined the crowd. I looked up for a moment, processing what just happened, then adjusted the axe on my shoulder and began making my way to the cathedral, and it's shiny, polished, massive stairs.



Nei


The fire? What fire? There was a fire now?! I looked in every direction I could, searching for any signs of a flame that I may have missed, especially double-checking that the source was definitely not the candle that I had snuffed out earlier, or so I had thought I did, if I was wrong. The continuation of what the Tabaxi was saying, however, clarified the context. It was more of a metaphor, you see. For the madness that was this place. I breathed a sigh of relief, and a flashed a somewhat smug grin for a moment, proud of having figured it out.

What I was doing here? Oh, right, my mission today! Taking their paw, I practically shot up from my position, recalling what I had come here to do.

"I was tasked- I mean asked to come here today to meet an Obaya Uday! I ought to do those things to which I agreed, don't you think? If I can't live up to their expectations, then how can I expect them to trust me?" I hit my chest with a puff of pride, a vain attempt at keeping true to the image of the person I was imitating, but then something else entirely caught my eye: A human woman with a darker skin shade, draped in white dressings like the layers of an onion. That was her, wasn't it? The one I had been looking for and was supposed to meet today?

Before I could wave to her or in any other way call her attention, however, some creature climbed out of the well. It wore a form I could not see myself ever voluntarily emulating, a hulking mass of half-baked deformities and a horrible stench to boot. What was it doing here? What sort of tavern kept monsters like that in their basement with a perfectly good opening for them to escape? If anything, I was surprised it hadn't happened much earlier than this.

It was then I came to a realization. I looked at my hands, then felt my face with them. The form I was currently wearing was that of a prodigal sorcerer! As much as I wanted to run away, maybe take the person I was going to meet with me as we both escaped and left this matter to those more qualified, I couldn't allow my client's body to be seen like that! They had gone to great pains to dress me and show me how they acted, I couldn't afford to screw it up any more than I already had! Which left me only one choice...

To fight, and to find some excuse to not make full use of the talents of a prodigal sorcerer (which I did not myself possess).

Chest puffed out again, waist swinging and chin raised, I took a few steady steps in the direction of the troll that I hoped appeared confident enough. As if revealing something in my palm, my arms rose and flipped to have my palms facing up. I moved my shoulders slightly forward to press it onto my back and closed my eyes while taking a deep breath. Albeit I could practically hear my own heartbeat, at least feeling my backpack on my back was helping me relax a little more. Hopefully, I could relax fully once this was all over.

"Hmph." I forced a grin. What was it she always said? "Insolence!"



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Persona

Username: Usernames (online handle) | Imperia

(Abridged) Personality: They are a very laid-back and generally cheerful person, except that they tend to get dragged into a spiral of negative emotions when they get wrapped up in them, be it thinking about their miseries or getting angry. It's not so much that it's easy for them to get depressed or angry, as much as that they tend to go very deep in those emotions. They love to chat about new ideas they came up with, and always like to be on top of everything, really hating it when things start veering from the plan.

(Abridged) Backstory: They had little control of their life, always felt like everything was out of their control. They spoke of how even though they were supposed to be in charge of their team, they always ended up bossed around, about how his to-be-wife left him at the alter, and his daughter was going through "a rebellious phase". They wanted to do something more creative, and quit that dastardly job already.

Game

Level: 180

Titles: <Rider> ; <Melter of Icejail>

Skills:
Races (75)
Spirit (Main) (15)


Yuki-Onna (5)


Elder Lich (5)


Vampire (5)


Vampire Lord (10)


Slime (10)


Changeling (10)


Doppelganger (5)


Imp(5)


Succubus (5)


Combat Classes (65)
Summoner (main) (8)


Tamer (15)


Druid (1)


Psion (1)


Cultist (15)


Grand Tamer (10)


Necromancer (3) (7 free levels)


Commander (5)


Puppetteer (5)


Dominator (2)


Profession Classes (40)
Charlattan (5)


Alchemist (10)


Blacksmith (5)


Cursed Crafter (10)


Temptress (10)


Other


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Roleplay Here
Nei


I shivered as I heard that voice greeting me, and the slow methodical footsteps of those furry feet...paws? Inside my leather shoes away from sight, I reshaped my feet into something akin to what I was looking at (but smaller so that it would properly fit in the shoes of course). I moved the toes a bit, curling and straightening them a couple of times, before returning my feet to a form matching the form I was wearing. Yeah, those were definitely paws.

"Eeeeep!" I squealed. Feline irises stared back at me from the other side of the chairs. In a moment of distraction that intimidating face had materialized in front of me, gazing over me like a cat examining whether it has a chance of catching a bird. The thing about cats, though, is that whether or not they have a chance, they might try to pounce anyway. I slowly raised a hand to my face's height (which right now was about as high as my knees) and forced a smile. "Hello..."

By the gods, he was so close I could practically count his fur! Albeit there was no glow from any candles over my table, the surrounding light only made for a greater, creepier, contrast, the partially offuscated figure bent over in front of me, and tiny flickers of reflected light occasionally blinking from a hidden blade. If he had those, how many more did he have? Could it be I was about to be robbed before getting a chance to meet the person I was told to? The scene of me attempting to explain myself to the client, the shame, the yelling, filled my head, and I clutched the backpack from earlier with renewed determination. Of that one, at least, I wouldn't be parted.

However, to my surprise, he turned out to be a gentleman...even if a bit of a skeevy one. His words were kind and refined, like a pompous noble but more natural. Now if only his lingering of his gaze upon my chest was not so evident...

"Well, you see, even if it's common I would prefer not to get overly involved, nor be caught in the crossfire, or any other kind of fire for that matter. Just moments ago, there was stuff flying everywhere, and it doesn't look like it is stopping anyti-"

"That's enough!"

The sudden bombardment of sound ringed in my ears, and I instinctively curled up, pulling my backpack even closer to me. Whatever it was, it caught the Tabaxxi's attention enough to turn them away from me. The voice continued, insisting that the perpetrators leave the tavern. Was it some kind of guard? On fall fours (because I was under a table) I tried moving a bit so my vision wouldn't be obstructed by such hairy legs. I simply couldn't resist the urge to try to see who this loud newcomer was.



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