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9 yrs ago
When your internet is out, you ponder why you spend so much time on it. When it comes back again, you ignore any deep, profound discoveries you make about it taking up time and go right back to it.
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No problem! We’ll have that wipped up in a jiffy!


Appreciated. Give her something to do since we seem to be alone at the moment.

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Huehehehehe.
*Sucks on the straw and then bites down on a piece of chocolate*
I mean, chu gotta convinch dem shomehow, right?

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*Swallows*
What about flying?


Maybe I should keep an eye out for you and your evil while I’m on the clock.
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Maybe if I got them to laugh, they'd change their mind.
*Grins*
Or not. So instead we kidnap them and spin 'em in a circle until they agree.


You really have the most diabolical forms of torture up there, don’t you?
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Hope so! I think the world would be a better place if it acted that way.

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Like in the air?


You’ll have a lot of uncooperative people you’ll need to convince.
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*nods with a smile*
We do, though I am going to be honest, they go straight to her. And at least she ate some, that will definitely help her from feeling like she was mugged by steam engines.


I like everything I’m hearing. Let me get exactly what you gave her, if you don’t mind.
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Oh yeah! I mean, she is my only true employee.


So she's the one who served her then?
*Points to Ona's unfinished burger*
You take tips?
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*pours a glass of the whiskey and lets out a heavy breath, then clearing my throat*
Y-Yes she is! She is an amazing cook!


You pay her well?
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*Grins*
That's the kind of world I wanna live in.


Maybe it's somewhere out there.
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I don’t wish to go further, if that’s okay with you?

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*in a strained voice*
Nono, I am good!
*a lady in a maid outfit walks out of the kitchen doors, she walks up behind me and pucks my up by my arms towards the drink, I grab it and she gently sets me down, but my face is beet red, and she walks back into the kitchen*


What a loyal employee.

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I think everywhere should have a laughter bonus so you don't get in trouble if it was funny.

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Say no more. No problem. Sooo how about that airline food?


If only the whole world were so lighthearted as that.
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Hopefully he didn’t get in much trouble for it. That’s hilarious!


It’s likely he did. But the shipment itself was never in danger, just him.
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Did anything happen to that guy?


I dunno. Not anyone that worked for me.
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