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2 yrs ago
Current Ma! The sex roleplayers are being weird in the advanced tab again, Ma!
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4 yrs ago
Stack sats, print gats, distill vats, feed cats
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4 yrs ago
We here at Cyberdine Systems have heard your demands and we answer your cries with "BullyBot". With the push of a button you can now automate all of your cyberbullying. The future is here. Embrace it.
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4 yrs ago
>using the phrase "normie" unironically
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4 yrs ago
They always ask me, "What the fuck are you doing!?" but never, "How the fuck you doing?"
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@The Fated Fallen @Loo Tenant
"By the Nine! What is that? What the fuck is that? What is that, Private Bontrelle?!"
"Ma'am, a sweet roll, ma'am!"
"A sweet roll!?"
@Loo Tenant I see Flavia brought her "listen up dumbasses!" whistle to the fight
@Xanadu fingers crossed this makes the cut

@Loo Tenant your picture machine broke and that makes me sad
peaceful villagers:
their livestock:
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@Xanadu Ouch but very fair I'm not great at writing edgy characters (although I think you got that impression already)

Honestly if she comes across like a Jack clone I might as well start from the ground up with the whole character. I'm off work tomorrow so I could probably slam something out between tonight and tomorrow morning.
Tulvar


The Nord grinned as he readied his battle ax and stared the charging hellspawns down. One came at him with a war ax and shield but these did it no good at Tulvar side-stepped and swung the weighty blade at its shin. The creature toppled forward with a screech that was cut short as Tulvar relieved it of its head in one swing. Another daedra caught an armored fist to its neck and as it stood wheezing with its hands around its throat, he buried the blade of his ax in its head. Tulvar laughed as he kicked the now lifeless body off his ax and waved the horde on.
"Have you the strength to defeat a son of Skyrim? Come and see!"
Two more daedra met their fate at the end of the Nord's ax and the survivors grew wary. They attempted to stay beyond the reach of his massive weapon but he stood as a wall guarding those behind him. None of Deadlands warriors could breach his defense straight on and they knew it as well as he. They fought viciously but they were minnows trying to swim against the rapids. One more tried to circle around him but got an ax to the liver for its trouble.
@josephb I'm down
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