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2 yrs ago
Current Ma! The sex roleplayers are being weird in the advanced tab again, Ma!
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4 yrs ago
Stack sats, print gats, distill vats, feed cats
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4 yrs ago
We here at Cyberdine Systems have heard your demands and we answer your cries with "BullyBot". With the push of a button you can now automate all of your cyberbullying. The future is here. Embrace it.
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4 yrs ago
>using the phrase "normie" unironically
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4 yrs ago
They always ask me, "What the fuck are you doing!?" but never, "How the fuck you doing?"
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I'm currently still alive, but that's subject to change.

I do have one lore question, mostly just curious. Is there a specific reasons men aren't trained as M.A/I.Ds? Other than the fact that creating an acronym for "butler" is kinda hard.
How Clive and Val look at each other when they meet in the break room at 2 in the am pm because she's high as fuck and looking for munchies and he can't go back to sleep or the skinwalkers in his dreams will get him.

I like to think so. I'm in trade school right now for lineman work and I was on underground line duty. We had to dig a 1'x20'x4' ditch so we could lay some cable
Operated a crane, dug a ditch in the rain through Georgia clay for a few hours. All in all a good day
accidently posted twice
I can't fire anyone of you or the other one will be allowed to roam freely with no limits whatsoever. That really gives me a headache!


Why is that so accurate? That's amazing.
Alright, who's sock account is this? C'mon, fess up. I admit, I chuckled.
@Rapid Reader Likely. He's looking for a Witcher's retirement.
Val watching Clive perform a good ol' fashion octuple tap with his hatchet and trying not to vomit.

Evil sorcerer: "You pathetic mortals cannot even begin to conceive of the power I wield! With a wave of my hand I can engulf your very soul in flames or raise legions of the damned to fight for me. The fabric of reality bends to-"

Clive:
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