Jorick

The Last Bastion: Bunker Chicago

Brovo said Retrieval Team: ... Negotiate with her

TIME FOR NATHANIEL'S RIDICULOUS STACKING OF DIPLOMACY BUFFS TO SHINE

Nathaniel will be on the Retrieval Team.

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Doivid said
Yeah you're just a repetitive hack.

I absolutely am, and yet these fucktards keep eating it up. It's great.

My school banned leggings.

LowKey123 said
They're too sexy for school standards anyways.Sexy and school, don't mix.

The veritable mountains of school girl themed porn says otherwise.

I am allergic to money. No, LITERALLY.

Get with the fucking times and use electronic forms of payment only.

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Frizan said
I feel like you've posted this before.Not joking. Do you just copy/paste this into every "SPEM IS DED ERMAGERD" thread?

Nope, no copy/paste, but I have said very similar things many times before.

Doivid said
I think Jorick enjoys the fun of coming up with OC for each occasion.

Exactly.

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Oh, this again? We're doing the "omg Spam is so dead it's awful!!!" thing during a lull in activity again?

Surely it has nothing to do with the fact that school is starting up again after the summer, during which people had a lot more free time to fuck around on the forum.

It's not at all the case that Spam and the forum as a whole have fluctuating activity levels.

There's absolutely no reason to believe Spam has had slow times before this one and bounced back again just fine.

Nope, Spam is super dead, one foot in the grave. Totally not gonna start being active again in a couple weeks once people get used to their school shit again and can better manage their time. Oh, and it absolutely won't experience similarly lessened levels of activities around the time schools are doing midterms and finals. No sir, Spam is dead as dicks, no two ways about it.

Legend of Renalta 2: Reborn

Alphakoka said
Hey Jorick, about the Crusaders eyeing weapons, isn't it a bit more possible that they're looking at their own weapons rather than the Blades'? Especially when Kasim's the only one who would have visible weapons?

No, because grammar and logic say otherwise.

"Looking around the camp, Zayn & Laenaia would quickly notice a few of the Crusaders eying them and looking at their weapons."

The "them" being eyed refers to Zayn and Laenaia, and since the "looking at their weapons" is said right afterward it is heavily implied that it's still referring to the Blades.

Logically speaking, why in the world would they be looking at their own presumably sheathed weapons? What purpose would be served by them looking down at their own belts to look at their weapons? That's just awkward and would make them have to take their eyes off of the newcomers that they seem suspicious of. If it was meant to say something about the Crusaders doing things in relation to their own weapons Brovo likely would have said something about them touching the weapons.

I think Brovo may have just goofed a bit, if neither Laenaia nor Zayn carry any weapons in the open.

My, my...

Darog the Badger God said

Post all the gifs you want, but none of them will change the fact that your old Guild name was the sort of thing a 12 year old boy trying to be edgy would come up with.

Kill Bones said
Yeah man, what a fucking edgy nameThat shit's fucking ridiculousOnly way it could be worse is if he called himself something like "Murder Skeleton"Now that would be edgyThank jeebus we don't have anyone on here with a name that edgy

Nobody would ever be that silly and edgy, Kibbles.

Joegreenbeen said
Even me[]?

Especially you.

Adventures on the Spam Server

genghismike said
<.< those fucking hills, tho.-edit-And the swamps.....Dude, did it just spawn like that?Are the biomes that fucking improved?

All the crazy biome stuff is due to it being an Amplified type world instead of a normal one. Everything I saw in the hour or so I played looked pretty much the same as all the other Amplified worlds I've seen, so idk if there are some improvements I haven't noticed or if you've just never seen this kind of world before and aren't familiar with their weird world generation stuff.

Gates of the Mire

The sunlight and the sight of the open world beyond the structure were a great relief for Kalia. Never mind the fact that the water was scummy and there was still no clear way out of the strange building, just seeing the promise of freedom to come was enough to lift her spirit. She'd been trying to repress the horrifying thought that there was no way out at all, that she would die trapped in the strange building she'd woken up in without ever seeing the outside world again. For a brief while she had considered the notion that she had died and been sent to some god's twisted idea of an afterlife, a punishment for her wrongdoing. Now she could set aside those notions, and it felt as if a weight had lifted from her shoulders.

Kalia's forward progress was halted by a rusty metal door. That in itself wasn't worrying, since it was already ajar and presumably could be opened all the way without much trouble, but the sound coming from behind the barrier halted her where she stood. She heard footsteps and clanking metal, probably meaning it was someone wearing armor moving around, but they sounded distant. New fears rushed into her mind, but she couldn't let that stop her now. Kalia felt so close to breaking free of this nightmare she'd found herself in, and cowardice would only hold her back. None of these brave thoughts moved her forward, however. In the brief seconds she stood paused in front of the door, the thing that got her moving again was the thought that since the footsteps were so quiet it meant that the source couldn't be anywhere near the door, so she'd be safe so long as she stayed quiet.

The rusty door presented an obvious problem in the stealth department. If the hinges were as bad as the body of the door itself, they would creak loud enough to wake the dead. There was nothing for it but to try, so she moved to the door and gave it a light experimental push, ready to bolt back down the passage if it made a loud sound. The hinges seemed to be in decent condition, but there was something behind the door that resisted her push, something that made a rattling metallic noise. It wasn't very loud, and there was no shout of alarm from the room, so she kept on pushing the door slowly open. Once there was enough room for her to slip by, as with the stone before, she slipped through the gap.

Just inside Kalia found pieces of armor piled up against the door. She hadn't knocked any over with her gentle door opening, else there would have been a racket probably loud enough to draw the source of the footsteps. For a moment she considered just moving on ahead, but then she remembered the few people who would be following shortly. She wouldn't be surprised if one of them came barging through without a care, scattering armor and making tons of noise, and that would ruin all her caution. Sighing at the necessity, Kalia started moving pieces of armor carefully away from the door in order to make enough from for even the big man who'd helped with the vine to get through, hoping she could get it done before the others caught up to her.