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4 yrs ago
my life be like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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4 yrs ago
I am also not like other girls. I am not a girl.
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4 yrs ago
NEVER forgive. ALWAYS forget. Remain in a perpetual state of confusion and anger forever!
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5 yrs ago
Honey is the best insect vomit I’ve had so far.
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5 yrs ago
It's fucked up that there are 1000 Christmas songs but only one song about the boys being back in town.
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You mean how 90% of the characters seem to have a dead father? Totally normal.


And 100% seem to have superpowers. Whoda thunk?
@King Kindred

Maybe I’m stupid here, but it appears as if there isn't any actual explanation of what KC can do aside from “be a battery”. You mention that he has offensive abilities, so please describe what those are and how they manifest.
Im in physical pain trying to read the black text of her physical description and power.
@Roman

Denied. Reason: Its shit.
@Junkmail and @Roman who have both served as Co-GMs on previous iterations of Crestwood have graciously agreed to help me out once again.


oh no

Wraith you just gave me the keys and the ability to alter the title

nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare
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Mostly 1x1.


I’ll 1x1 your mom
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You can't hide what you did


Cmere cookie tits
Iulian

"It’s a classic pincer maneuver used to great effect in the Siege of Maceron. Any arguments?”

”We also need to consider when this attack occurs. I think a night or early morning ambush. It gives us more cover. And a higher likelihood that the guards won’t be as attentive.”

"What are the odds the numbers of the bandits are accurate?"


The priest had the right idea.

From the beginning the most prominent teaching engrained into his head was to use the nature of the beast against it. Vampires craved blood. Lycans feared silver. Bandits loved gold. In a way it was like a dance or a game- but one was trying to outpace the other. In his trade, staying a step ahead and ensuring that one's plan was followed to the letter was imperative to survival. Hunters like himself relied on it, when strength and speed and skill was no longer enough, until they slowed and then died.

The archers would thin the numbers, but the the warriors would control the fight. Setting the tone for the battle from on the ground or the watch tower should they hole themselves up. Man and monster were not so different, and Irae seemed to share his sentiment on what the bandits would want. The fairy did too, at least for the battle. The orc addressed a legitimate concern, though. Should their plan deviate for even a moment, they could very well all end up dead. They may have the element of surprise, but these highwaymen had the home field advantage.

"Dusk would be good," Iulian commented, crossing his burly arms across his chest. "Low light will allow the archers and climbers to get into position." His next statement was a calculated risk, and he knew it. "These bandits may be looking for caravans, but these are still thieves. I could pose as bait, some may be inclined to come to me." He explained. Such an evolution could land him in a compromising position, outnumbered and potentially injured, but that's what the archers were for.

"They might even go further if we can make it convincing. I can take care of a few unprepared men. Thin the numbers, and act as a distraction so that the others may fulfill their roles better."
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