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i watched goosebumps as a kid. i liked it.


I read fear street
Hey hey what's with all that sloshin, my ceiling is leaking, do they have a pool indoors
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never have to work again, although the other would be nice too.

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would you rather have to eat nothing but apples or nothing but bread?


Bread

Milk or Silk
Short post, tablet is being shitty today
Part Two


Ash and Merlin continued thru the mist,following the feint music.
"Something must have backfired with the spell."
Ash looked at Merlin, " No shit, really?"
" Can't you use your magic and zap this fog away?"
"I'm afraid my magic has been drained or this place is interfering with it." Merlin answered.
Ash stopped and pointed his finger," Take a look at that, some sort of gates up ahead."
Then Ash stared at his hand and fingers, wiggling them by his brain.
"Holy shit, I mean crap, my hand, it's back...we must be in heaven."
Merlin read the words above the gate and asked Ash " What is Graceland?"
" Graceland? Home of the King baby, Elvis rock n roll Presley."
A man in a white suit approaches the two of them from the other side of the gate.
"Who in the blazes , are you two and where is Elvis?" asked Colonel Tom Parker.
" Oh shit." Merlin said as Ash looked at him with a puzzled face.
" No Merlin, don't say it."
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Elvis looked around every which way, but there was no Graceland, no Colonel Tom Parker, no Mama, no Pink Cadillac.
He stood alone whiskey in hand in the rain, alone on a rooftop that he did not know.

@Kenshi I swear I thought it was a FNAF novel reference.


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