@Ardent Debater THE FROG OF 'BEWARE OF THE CLICKING' APPEARS! The foretold apocalypse is here \O.O/
In all seriousness, thank you very much for the response! I do stretch from time to time, but I'll make it a more regular thing. It certainly can't hurt. (Quite literally, I am rather proud of my flexibility xP).
I like to think I'm doing well today, but really weird parts of my body keep clicking. Like, when I stretch my ribs click, and when I move my neck my neck clicks, and my elbows too. I hold Jvan fully responsible for this development.
Why would anyone want to fix English? It works just fine. I rather like its oddities. I hate these same oddities in any language I attempt to learn, however.
Like, if you've ever tried to learn Danish - nothing is pronounced how it's spelt. NOTHING.
For the longest time I accepted that pronunciation, but in recent years I have grown rather disenchanted with it - largely due to the fact that the letter 'H' is not pronounced as clearly as it is written. I believe a more appropriate pronunciation would go something like this:
KIN-EYE-JJJJJJ-HHHHHH-IT
(You know you're saying it right when you're feeling like you're about to have a heart attack.)
I just say it as it's written, a one-syllable Jvan. Literally 'van' with a 'J' at the beginning. The J kind of melts into the V - and it does so quite well. Much easier than saying knight how it is spelt.
As for Y'van, which is what the Vetruvians call her. I actually pronounce it 'Ee-van'. Our local Jvan Evans.