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7 yrs ago
Happy 10th Anniversary, RolePlayer Guild! Its been one hell of a ride (Definitely didn't misspell that as "help" the first time, and have to re-post it)
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8 yrs ago
Thank the lord for the Roleplay Guild. Otherwise I might actually have to pay attention in lectures
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8 yrs ago
"Remember the times you could have pressed quit - but you hit continue" Hope everyone's having an alright day. If not, I hope things pick up for you
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8 yrs ago
You shot Church, you team killing fucktard!
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8 yrs ago
My sister saw me watching the Co-Optional Podcast and thought I was skyping my friends. How ridiculous! I don't have friends.
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The Dyslexia is strong with this one.

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I donnae want to step on anyone's toes, it just seems a bit like he's been targeted a couple times. That said, we've got a good thing going here and I trust the GMs would deal with an issue if they thought there was one. Just wanted to voice my concerns.

I shall now flee back in to the shadows.
@Charnobylisk I'm sure its not your intention, but its coming across a bit like you're attacking/micromanaging Poo, now. Constructive criticism is one thing, but these vibes are bordering on hostile.
At least someone's open to the idea of healing me. @Jotunn Draugr basically said "NOPE DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM"


Even the bandits care more! :P
@Atrophy That's the appropriate reaction to all my jokes.
Jezebel Wintergerald



There was little in life that was better for a drug dealer’s business than a party. Even if the host was zealously anti-drugs, there’d always be that handful of stragglers who wanted to let loose and have a good time. When she was a kid, Jezebel Wintergerald had pushed her wares down at the community centre, but nowadays her customers tended to make their way to her.

Once she’d established herself a reliable reputation, the money had come pouring in.

“You really are your father’s daughter.” Her mother had said to her when she’d found out about her dealing.

“Go deep-throat a chainsaw.” She had responded.

They hadn’t spoken much after that. Not that she cared.

Life without her parents had proved to be everything Jezebel hoped, with very few drawbacks to speak of. She was her own boss, best friend, arch-enemy, confidant, and critic, and she loved every minute of it. If she felt down she did shrooms, if she needed to relax she smoked a joint, and if she needed a buzz then she dropped some mandy. All her bills were paid on-time, the fridge was full of food, and she got to meet all sorts of crazy characters.

Not a bad deal, given that all she had to do was sit on her arse and wait for a text.

Jezebel was out shopping in one of those ritzy, clothes shops when she got her first order of the day.

“Honestly, my dear, it's like wearing warm butter…” The shop assistant babbled whilst Jezzie slid into the $430 leather jacket, just as her second (Pay-as-you-go) phone let out a dull buzz.

She flipped it open.

Can you bring the usual to the party tonight? Will pay at the door.

-Shorthair


All of the contacts of Jezebel’s “work” phone were saved under cat names.

“I’ll take it.” She said with a friendly smile, forking $400 worth of bills out of her wallet.

“Is it okay if I pay in cash?”
@JulienJadenTough crowd.
I'll have my post up tomorrow (or, well, later today I guess). Sorry for the wait.


You deserve...a trophy.
@CharnobyliskI guess I didn't mention, but he learned Russian for dealing with certain prominent gangs.


Just make him speak Klingon TBH.
@RisenDead looks good, but Theramore wasn't established by this point in the timeline. If you just change that to Kul'Tiras or some other human kingdom, I'm happy to accept the CS.
@POOHEAD189 Without Kingfisher's control, the restless scourge would become an even greater threat.
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