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7 yrs ago
Happy 10th Anniversary, RolePlayer Guild! Its been one hell of a ride (Definitely didn't misspell that as "help" the first time, and have to re-post it)
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8 yrs ago
Thank the lord for the Roleplay Guild. Otherwise I might actually have to pay attention in lectures
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8 yrs ago
"Remember the times you could have pressed quit - but you hit continue" Hope everyone's having an alright day. If not, I hope things pick up for you
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8 yrs ago
You shot Church, you team killing fucktard!
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8 yrs ago
My sister saw me watching the Co-Optional Podcast and thought I was skyping my friends. How ridiculous! I don't have friends.
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The Dyslexia is strong with this one.

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@Lady Amalthea @Xtreme

I was really hoping it wouldn't come to this, but I got my mock A2 results back, and they are immensly below the grades I was hoping for, so these next few weeks for me are going to pretty much be nothing but study. Unfrotunatley that means I'm going to have to drop out of all guild-related activity, including this game. I'm deeply sorry for the inconveniance. Please know that I wouldn't have joined if I'd know this would be the outcome, but I have to face the reality of the situation as it is.

Thanks for much for making me feel welcome, and I wish you all the best.


The Southwind Community centre was overflowing with life, as sleepy-eyed residents huddled up inside its brick walls, trying desperately to wait out the chaos which raged throughout the city, in hopes that their small pocket of Santa Somabra would miraculously remained untouched.

Men women and children, carrying what little they’d been able to scavenged from their apartments, were pressed together in a claustrophobic nightmare, distracting themselves from the horrors of reality with half-hearted attempts at small talk.

At about five minutes past midnight, Persephone's baby sister woke up and started crying.

“Someone shut that thing up!” Bellowed a heavily-tattooed man from across the hall, shooting Persephone the mother of all seething looks.

“Shhhh now, come on.” she cooed, gently bouncing the baby up and down and pressing it against her chest as she tried hopelessly to calm her little sister.

Nethertheless, it kept screaming.

“I said, shut it up!” The man roared, slamming his fist against a wall.

A few of the other refugees gave Persephone sympathetic looks, but no one seemed to want to speak up in her defense. Most just stared awkwardly at the ground, trying not to make eye -contact.

“Please, Prina,” Persephone pleased with her baby sister “please, stop it.”

“That fucking does it!”

The man was up in an instant, pushing his way through the crowd and storming over to Persephone. He grabbed her by the scruff of her neck, lurching her up off of her feet in a brutal display of strength. In that frantic burst of movement, she nearly dropped Prina.

“Listen here, you little cunt-”

“Let her go, asshole.”

The giant man turned, spinning to face the olive skinned figure who had emerged from the crowd.

“You wanna play the hero, little man?” The brute sneered, slowly letting go of Persephone.

“Someone has to.” Agent Voss said with a shrug.

“Alright then, lets-”

*CLICK*

All the colour drained from the big man’s face, as Voss reached into his jacket pocket, and pulled out a 44 magnum, cocking back the hammer with the press of his thumb.

“You were saying?” He raised an eyebrow.

“P-please, man,” The big man stammered “I just,”

“Shut up, and sit down,” Voss instructed him “You so much as sneeze, and I’ll put a hole through your head.”

The big man went stomping off back into the corner, whilst Voss moved calmly towards Persephone and her sister.

He ran one hand over the baby's forehead, the air crackled with a blue hue, and then she went straight back to sleep.

“Thank you,” Persephone said, teary-eyed “Thank you so much.”

“You can thank me by handing over your key.” Voss said coldly.

Persephone’s heart sank into her chest.

“Please, you know I-”

“That shit that’s happening out there,” Voss lowered his voice to a soft hiss, pointing one arm at the door “that’s because of you people. You’ve brought the Lich here, and he won’t quit fucking shit up until he has the keys.”

Voss holstered his hand cannon, slipping it back inside his suit jacket.

“I can do a much better job of keeping it out of his hands then you can.” He said firmly “Now. GIVE. ME. THE. KEY.”

Jezebel Wintergerald



When Jezebel was younger, she’d bought clothes from charity shops, and come up with fancy stories behind all the odd little features they’d accumulated before reaching her. What could the ‘M’ carved into her new bracelet mean? She wasn’t sure, but she did know that it made it that much more obvious that it wasn’t hers. Hopefully she wouldn’t run into a Melinda.M.Morgan out hunting for her missing jewelry
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It shouldn’t be too much of a problem; folks tended to keep to themselves in Justice. Look at someone the wrong way and you might end up shot, or at the very least with your teeth smashed in.

Jezzie caught a cab from the Diamond, and set off to the Block Party. The cabbie was a dark-skinned man who stank of cheap fags, and made no attempt to start a conversation, which suited Jezebel just fine. She paid him without tipping, because she wasn’t a fucking chump, and set off in the direction of barbeque smoke. The young woman grabbed a bottle of Captain Morgan from a corner store on her way over, and had a thoroughly engrossing conversation with a pimple-faced cashier, which went something like;

“Going anywhere nice?”

“I’m here to buy booze, not make friends. Scan the bloody bottle, so I can fuck off and get on with my day.”

Jezabel rocked up at the green not much later, said booze clutched loosely in one sweaty hand. The southern heat was an acquired taste, in the same way that the bubonic plague was a slight annoyance.

“Fuck this bloody yank weather...” She grumbled beneath her breath.


@Lady Amalthea Plz dunt kill me, just yet. I quite like being alive.
Something spooky scary spectacular is coming.
@Jotunn Draugr God dammit, Leeroy...
@Kingfisher

Oh fine! I'll play along!



This is one of those situations I wouldn't advise Leeroying


"Westlake," The leader of the group nodded at the crossbow wielding bandit "if the old man starts yelling again then loose one between his eyes."

He took another step out of the shadows, striding towards the party, with his comrades standing stalwart behind him.

"You think we don't know about the corpse-men? Bloody Nether, this plague is the best thing to happen to us! These roads haven't been so full of life in years."

The bandit chuckled darkly to himself.

"I don't like repeating myself, but I'm in a good mood today; so I'll make an exception."

The bandit's fingers glided down to his belt, where a pair of sheathed knives sat.

"You come with us. We heal your friend. You refuse then we take you by force. The woman will be violated, and those of you who resist will end up in a ditch. There really isn't a two ways about this. Choose your next words VERY carefully."

@Lady Amalthea Many thanks, Sensei.
Jezebel Wintergerald



If you mingled with the right circles, chances were you’d heard of Del Tawfeek; Loan Shark, bookkeeper for the Knife Posse, and proprietor of Crimson and Clover. Tawfeek had the good sense to keep his nose out of other people’s business, and over the years had managed to accumulate one of the most impressive treasure troves of contraband and stolen goods in all of Justice. He projected the false persona of a bumbling immigrant, over-looked by most, but could acquire almost anything for the right price. He had connections. Connections which made him valuable to Jezebel Wintergerald.

“Oh good, it's you.” The Middle-Eastern man greeted Jezebel with a sour look as she strode into Crimson and Clover, past a set of large glass cabinets which held white gold rings and silver watches.

“Top of the morning to you,” she replied, casting a quick glance at a mannequin which was dressed up like your typical girly barbie doll, complete with handbag that looked like it could happily house a chihuahua “How’s business?”

“You’re smart enough not to ask questions like that.” Del frowned, creasing his dark skin.

“Just making conversation, old timer.” She shot back.

“Don’t.” He snapped “Buy something or take your lard ass elsewhere.”

“Alright, you don’t gotta be such a caramel Nazi about everything,” she reached into her jacket pocket, fishing out a rubber band-bound wad of cash “We gave you guys your shitty country back, what’s your beef with me?”

“You realize I’m from Bahrain, right?”

“Then you can stop playing the victim and show me the goods, you infidel.”

“I hope you were bullied as a child.” The shopkeeper muttered, slowly rising out of his chair and making his way out from behind the counter.

“We got something which I think will take your fancy,” he explained, leading Jezebel over to a small black box, which he opened with a quick flick of some clasps “looks like the sort of thing you might wear.”

Inside the box was a thick silver bracelet, glimmering softly beneath the shop’s dull lights, which was carved to take on the image of a pair of snakes; their steely bodies woven together. The mouths of the snakes formed the bracelet’s clasps, and it looked to be crafted from proper materials.

“What’s the asking price?” The young woman raised an eyebrow, scoping the bracelet out of its box and fastening it around her thick wrist.

“Fifty dollars.” Del said firmly.

“Come on, man, this is me we’re talking about.” Jessie said with a slick smile.

“Sixty dollars.”

“You’re an arse.”

“Seventy dollars.”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Keep running your mouth and I’ll keep raising the price.”

“I’m not paying fifty dollars for a bracelet.”

“Correct. You’re paying seventy.”

“I’m putting my foot down, Tawfeek.”

“Then go put it down in some other store.”

Jezebel glowered at him, crossing her arms into a tense knot.

“Stop with this holier than thou, bullshit,” she snarled “people like me keep your shop from closing, then when you get our business your treat us like shit. You’re not some connoisseur of fine wares, you’re a scumbag like the rest of us. Half the stuff you’re selling is stolen, and this bracelet probably came from the corpse of a dead hooker.”

Jezebel squared up to him, flexing her impressive bulk as she got right in his face.

“Now take my forty dollars, and quit being such a little bitch about it.”

Tawfeek snatched the money from Jezebel’s out-stretched hand, keeping his eyes locked on her the entire time.

“Anything else, miss?” He said coldly.

“Nothing right now,” she grinned “I’ve got a party to get to.”
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