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3 yrs ago
Current Introducing Laser Kiwi 2.0, now with 50% less flakiness
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4 yrs ago
If you're reading this, you just lost The Game
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4 yrs ago
Cronus disease sounds like something you'd get by eating your own children
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4 yrs ago
I will lie here forever and sing to you all the things I stopped myself from saying while we were alive. - Neil Hilborn
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4 yrs ago
Had a lot of stuff on my plate lately. Should be more active in a day or two!
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Bio

Call me Laser. I run on NZDT and Wellington coffee.

Actually, that's a lie, I don't run at all if I can help it.

Always keen for new RPs, books, music, recipes, and conversation. I'm occasionally funny and will tell you the same 7 stories over and over - what else do you need from a friend?

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Pac Man, that's some mad nostalgia for me.

Did you just lose The Game?
None of the others seemed too concerned about Joe, but her vision weighed heavily on Pandora's mind for the entire walk back to the vehicles. It was easy enough for them to ignore, to choose to focus on the phenomena they had actually seen, but the young psychic had gotten a better look at Joe than even Denise. She could still hear the wet sound of freshly-peeled skin hitting the floor, hear his strained breathing, his screams...

the sight of the vehicles finally pulled her from her dark thoughts with a shot of adrenaline. This was no time to be freaking out - like TJ said, this was life or death. Her powers weren't some party trick anymore, now they could potentially be the thing to save her life or the lives of her friends. Memories of the car accident all those years ago sprang into her head, but she pushed them down again. She could not, would not, dare fail again.

"Denise will be my partner," She told their self-elected leader in a voice that wasn't taking any arguments. "She's the most vulnerable to psychic attack, and I'd rather pee in front of another girl, thanks." Trying to look braver than she felt, the blonde stepped over to the other woman, giving her a reassuring smile. Pandora couldn't imagine how she was feeling right now, but surely having another woman with her after such a traumatic event would be a little easier, not to mention having a psychic around in case it came back.

Another vision came to her abruptly, disorienting her entirely with the smell of smoke & burning flesh and the sensation of heat against her face. When she finally managed to make out a clear image it was Maxwell's face, staring at her from one of the second story windows. The building was dark, illuminated only by Maxwell's burning body. In a matter of seconds hair and skin were reduced to ash, their body blackening and crumbling leaving only their eyes, which glowed a demonic red and hung in midair for a few moments even after their body was gone.

Coughing and gasping for fresh air, Pandora came back to reality to find herself on her knees, trying to breathe through the thick clouds of smoke that were never physically there. "Maxwell," She sputtered. "Where's Max?!" She needed to warn them, to tell everyone what she saw so they could stop it from coming true.
Kalama Guynn & Rowan Childe


Kalama's eyes weren't the only wide ones when Kyle finished speaking, but she was the first to speak. "That's so cool," she murmured, imagining all the possibilities of what one could do with that kind of power. If she could do that, could she make Daria fall back in love with her? Make her dad want to get a second divorce? Could she always have sympathy from professors for any late grades or extra credit? If Kyle wanted, he could be living life on easy mode - fuck lighting fires, she suddenly wanted answers so that she could find out how to get that kind of power for herself.

"So not cool," Rowan said sharply, casting a withering glance first to his roommate, then to Kyle. "I don't appreciate being made to feel upset for no reason. That's an enormous invasion of privacy, bro. I don't want you doing that shit to me again." His tone was a little calmer with that statement, but his posture was tense, the tendons in his wrists standing out as his fingers pressed hard against the table, struggling not to form fists. Emotions were still a tricky point for him, and it was very concerning to suddenly realize that there was a force that could change his mood faster and more reliably than all the breathing exercises, meditation, and drugs in the world.

A little subdued by his reproach, Kal shifted gears a little as she looked back at the group, kind of liking but kind of intimidated by the whole breaking and entering thing. "I, uh, I think the whole asking thing is a better plan, personally. Like, there's one of two possibilities. Number one, the professor had no clue that chant would actually work - in which case we probably shouldn't be telling random people that we're witches now or whatever. Number two, the professor knew it would work because he knows that magic is real, in which case he's probably got some tricks of his own up his sleeve. God knows if he's on our side or not. Personally I think we should play our cards close to our chest and not go telling people who aren't magic that we are."

Of course, she hadn't actually shared her magic with the group yet, but she was just going to see how long she could get away with that before somebody - namely Caleb - would actually notice. For now, at least, it was working. It felt a little dirty to lie to these people, even if only by omission, but she wasn't ready to process what she had done yet so revealing it to everyone else seemed impossible. Valeria found her powers by saving someone, but Kal found hers by destroying a car and quite nearly a life. Odds are they wouldn't be too accepting once they found out she was everything but a murderer.
Thanks for the message @Crystal Amalgam, but unfortunately I woke up to find my inbox full! Keep an eye on the thread, my schedule will open up again eventually. :)
@Laser Kiwi

Thank you, should I post something with Henry being attacked or helping another student with the agents? Or wait a bit more?


Being attacked or preventing an attack sounds good. The noise should help the others find the parking lot group. :)
Welcome (back?) to my 1x1 search, new and improved as of 9 Feb. There are a couple of plots down at the bottom, but this search is more about characters and building the plot around them, so there's lots of new content for the curious.

  • I write in first or third person, present or past tense. Honestly no real preference, just let me know what works best for you.
  • My comfort zone is 2-5 paragraphs, but I'm pretty flexible for the right partner. Being able to move a plot along means more to me than the number of words you write or how many syllables they have.
  • I live in New Zealand, so even though I'm online most afternoons/evenings our schedules may not line up. Fortunately I just got a new job where I can work from home most days, so I may have some daytime availability now. I'm happy to reply multiple times a day if things work out that way, but going a day or three between posts doesn't bother me. Similarly, while I'm happy for some OOC chatter, I am not available around the clock.
  • Tagged as 18+ because I'm looking for adult partners. I'd like someone with a more mature perspective on themes including death, trauma, imperialism, having children (or not), sacrifice, forgiveness... but I'm more than happy to fade to black.
  • I double! I will happily add in a whole cast of characters of many genders, but this isn't a must-have. Similarly I'm happy to write gay, lesbian, & polyamorous relationships. Come one, come all... pun not intended.
  • I consider myself a worldbuilder. I'm happy to flesh out the setting completely, but I do prefer to collaborate if it's something you enjoy. Plot-wise I generally prefer to plan things out only in a general sense and let events develop as they will. Character development is also important, but I generally develop my characters in the direction of a more interesting plot.


Now for the fun part, the characters I'm interested in playing - listed with potential genres for your convenience. All my characters are bisexual, if romance is something you're after.









Plots!






Let me know if you need any advice, @Eviledd1984. Meeting up in the parking lot and fending off a few agents could be a fun way to get everyone introduced. :)
Kalama Guynn


First Daria, now Valeria? Kalama bristled as soon as Caleb tackled her, half-rising from her seat before she realized that Val could clearly handle herself and there wasn't anything she could do that the Russian didn't already have handled. Well, nothing besides set them on fire. Feeling a little guilty the young witch sat back down, sinking into further guilt as the athletes quickly worked the situation out. His apology even sounded genuine, damn him.

Then he demonstrated his power, and even behind the awe Kalama felt an abrupt pang of jealousy. Why did he get the useful, constructive ability while she got unchecked destruction? In what world should he, thief of girlfriends, breaker of hearts, mend the very wounds he creates? But behind her frustration was a deep well of guilt. He blamed himself for the fire. He blamed himself for Daria's injuries. Although it felt weird to keep quiet while everyone else at the table spoke up with something weird they could do - even Elysia chimed in with her phone - she wasn't even about to light something on fire to show off. Maybe that was one secret best kept for a little longer.

Rotating Elysia's drawing towards herself, Kalama's eyes widened in alarm when she saw a suspiciously familiar car sitting in her place. "Yeah, there was another dude, Ken. Something weird happened with him, he ran off after a rat bit this crazy driver... it's kind of a long story, but a rat with a monkey wrench kind of sums it up," She explained, remembering how Ken's presence had felt like this, weird but good. Being around them was like getting a hug from a stranger, pleasant in some ways but uncomfortably intimate. Maybe it was that aura that made everyone overshare. Or maybe...

"You're being awfully quiet, Kyle," Kalama noticed. "What's your weird thing? Do you get people to overshare out of the blue?" The defensive question, hopefully, would prevent her from having to answer for the same. How could she admit to the group that she was just like them, but so much worse? How could she tell Caleb?

The better question, but one she wasn't ready to face: how long could she keep it from them? From him?

Rowan Childe


"I think we all just need to calm down and take a deep breath," Rowan suggested, giving Kalama a reproachful look for her tone. He had been completely out of it from summoning the bugs, barely coming back to Earth in time to see Caleb demonstrate his healing powers, and still far too dazed out to speak until his roommate's stressful words gave him little choice. They had already started to draw glances from other, quieter tables at Poor Yorick's and he wasn't interested in being the next big viral video star.

Choosing to lead by example, he closed his eyes and did two big circular breaths before speaking again. "Does anyone know what's going on, or are we all in the dark about this? Personally, I don't think it's coincidence that we're all taking that witchcraft class together," He offered up. "Who else has ideas to share?" Despite his cool, calm demeanor, Rowan was playing with his dreadlocks again.

This whole situation had shaken him to his core. One man with a weird gift was enough to shake his worldview, but a whole group of people who could do impossible things? That turned it upside down. He hadn't been a believer in years, but he suddenly found himself wishing for faith in a higher power. Ordinary people shouldn't be able to set cars on fire or make rats bite people with only their minds. It felt like he was back in boot camp watching a bunch of tryhard teenagers learn how to shoot guns, only this time without even the benefit of drill sergeants.
Hey guys! It's been about two weeks now, who's in favor of keeping the posting order? :)
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