LeeRoy

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In my solo 1v1 roleplays, I'm guilty of far worse y'know. Right now I'm holding up DLL at 2 weeks. Work is stressful, work with ignorant assholes is even more stressful and the only thing I do these days is sleep. But when my turn to post in this rolls around, I'm on it like greased lightning.

Do we seriously have to wait a week every single time your turn rolls around, @Negatomsk

The Robot Uprising?! (Cee Fatalis vs. Virtuoso)

@DLL Expect a post tomorrow, if you're actually on.

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@NEGATOMSK & @Starfall second call.

Only Two Things Come From Texas (LeeRoy Vs. Gonad)

@Doc Doctor
It was one of those momentdays of divine realization of one's own mistake as he threw his weight willingly in the direction that Gonad had been aiming to pull him. Though he was no lightweight it was as though he were a plaything in the hands of a child as he slammed into the floor with so much force that his stomach projectiled his lunch from his mouth over his face. Broken bits of tooth clattered across the floor and danced with splinters of wood that were thrown from the point of impact.

On his back he felt like a woman who had bedded a man at least thrice her size, and was really regretting it the next day. The scientist also felt as though his ribs had broken from the slam, though it could just be the sharp pain of his back on the floor. He would check later. Right now he attempted to right himself into a seated position once again, his eyes now totally blurred due to the lack of glasses. His reflective and refractive glasses were actually impotant, and now they were somewhere outside his reach.

Today was not a good day for him, and honestly he was starting to get a bit mad. Something he hasn't felt since he crash landed on a desert planet with a Goliath as his only traveling companion. He raised his right hand to about face level as he sat there on the floor, the palm facing outwards from his own face.

I swear to at least five gods, I'm going to burn off your face. So I never have to imagine that cold aloof stare again.

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@Doc Doctor S'a good thing I was gonna accept your character anyway, because this ain't a jump in.

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@MelonHead
I'll be totally honest, the only reason I know about Pandaren is because of the commercials. And even now I still think they released it to capitalize on the success of Kung Fu Panda.

WoW is ironically not my schtick. The social stigma and community always shoved me away, as well as the price barrier when I was younger. Now that I can afford it, I still would never touch it.

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@NEGATOMSK and @STARFALL

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Liu is talented at being smooth with the damsels.

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With a short moment of almost total alcohol induced blindness via eyes fuzzing over, Dunnaman damn near missed what went on. A lot of blurry movement and when his vision came back proper, it was quite clear that the metal man had separated from the group. Mumbling something about necessity and her phone, what exactly he had said fell on almost deaf ears. Since the shouting and hollering from the two or three women was driving his words from his head faster than he could speak them. It was clear, at least to his booze addled brain, that the Demon was using some kind of mind trick to distract the women while he got away with Jen's phone.

Oh ho ho, not today mister! Thought the warrior with ridiculously amazing hair and what amounts to the brain of a child while afflicted with the delicious ichor known as liquor. Wait I was supposed to say that out loud. . . I still haven't said it out loud. Dunnaman shook his head and stepped forward a bit, his hooves clicking on the wooden floor followed by a creak as his weight settled into it. His eyes, though very poorly focused, directed towards the thief. "You stole! You are a thief and that's wrong!" That wasn't clever at all, he should be ashamed of himself. But he really isn't, nor is he ashamed of just how misguided he is right now.

In reality, he might understand the situation a hair better if he had actually been listening. Maybe he wouldn't want to put his fist so far down Resolution's throat that he'll be shitting forearms for weeks. Perhaps he wouldn't already be standing less than five feet away from him with as deep of a scowl as he can muster with a numb and dumb face.

"The count of three, you have it. Run or get punched!" He raised his hairy ass arm towards Resolution, extending his finger towards the cybernetic man's face. Dunnaman's finger damn near touched his face as he pointed dramatically, or at least what he thought would look dramatic at the time. "I suggest you take option one!"

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Alright, I'm writing up my post. I'd say I'm about half finished, so when that's done I think it's @MelonHead or @Enki up next. And Melon said that Enki should go first.