Lith

Roleplay about random people hunting demons

Alright, I think can pick up what you're throwing down.

So as an example, I'd enter as Dr. Gregory House. I have no superpowers of any kind, just a crippling Vicodin addiction, a limp I offset with a cane, and a need to be extremely passive-aggressive and sarcastic when diagnosing patients.



Only now. Now there are greater devils working the spanner, such as Lyu'Zuklik the Prince of Torture. They are significantly less cool than cheating wives trying to convince their husbands they got pregnant asexually.

Unfortunately, my conditional release from prison and my doctor's license depend on me helping stop the devil horde. You might think prison is better than fighting Beelzebub, but the devils in prison have a tendency to provide suppositories.

An AI Adventure

No thanks. I'm here for the ride, but I'm told it's illegal for me to drive.

5v5 3Dark vs Bolts

It all boils down to

I exist, right?

Welcome individual. I have deemed your existence canon. Enjoy your stay.

An AI Adventure

Viewer's aggression is advised, all rights deserved.

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NAME: Joe Rogan.

GENDER: Alpha Male.

AGE: "57" years. However, due to supplements and MMA, he is at his peak physicality of 30 years.

RACE: Pure blooded human, he has never taken vaccines.

ETHNICITY: Irish/Italian.

SKIN COLOR: Caucasian. Yes that is a skin color.

EYE COLOR: White sclera, black pupils, and blue irises supplemented with lutein+zeaxanthin which are sold on his podcast.

HAIR COLOR: No.

HAIR STYLE: Bald.

BUILD: "Like a silverback gorilla," which sounds absurd for human anatomy. But you have to remember, Alpha Male © 2012 was consumed daily for many years, and it'll take some time before his muscles experience atrophy. Some time indeed.

HEIGHT: Despite rumors that his height is that of a leprechaun's, he is in fact 5'8".

APPEARANCE:



Unfortunately, given his ornate armor was not in vogue during the 1600s, his bizarre complexion coupled with his speech patterns draws many onlookers and unwanted attention wherever he goes. But that's just the life of Joe Rogan for you.

WEAPONS: His bare hands and feet. In 1996, he began training in Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Carlson Gracie at his school in Hollywood, California. He is a black belt under Eddie Bravo's 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu, a style of no-gi Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and a black belt in gi Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Jean Jacques Machado. He was also a spectator announcer for MMA going on 20 years, and despite never fighting professionally in the ring, his MMA skills are world renowned.

PERSONALITY TRAITS:



MORAL COMPASS:

Joe Rogan seeks only truth. If saving the land reveals truth, so be it. If suplexing a six year-old into the ground breaking all of their bones reveals the truth, it must be done.

INTERESTS/HOBBIES:

His podcast. Recreational drugs. Martial arts. Supplements. Incidentally, he is deeply disappointed in the lack of anabolic steroids in the 1600s.

FEARS:

He was the host for Fear Factor. Thus he legally has no fears.

OTHER/QUIRKS:

He is bald.

POWERS/TALENTS:

Due to his nutritional program before time traveling, he is way more shredded than your average 1600s soldier. He'll manhandle them like they're droopy eyed and armless, it's embarrassing. He's trying to find a good program with sage and corn, as meat and seafood are the luxury of the rich and they're kind of assholes about sharing apparently. Something about it being *their land*. Joe plans to discuss this on his podcast, which he figures he'll go retro with since there isn't any electricity and all.

An AI Adventure

Good. Soon. Joe Rogan will be an unstoppable, waxed god.

Hallooo!!

Welcome to RPG. Hope you find what you're looking for. And destroy it.

5v5 3Dark vs Bolts

My better than LeeRoy's summary of what has happened, as we enter the lore told by one Lith the Great.

There is a Discord server where we had OOC communications with the enemy team (thereafter us 3Dark, them Bolts.) It also had two judge members to try and help move things along as clearly, we had a .. let's call it breakdown of communications.

There was a long argument about the standards for character sheets and what the rules of engagement should be. This delayed the fight for months but finally got.. somewhat straightened out, so it finally resumed.

It resumed until a series of unfortunate events occurred.

One of their members quit their team. Turns out there was a bit of a kerfuffle with them. I won't say what they were accused of doing as I don't want to direct harassment their way. But it wasn't a good situation and they could no longer participate. I attempted to offer them a replacement member so it wasn't a 4v5, with the condition their replacement had to be where the old fighter was in character. They realized we had a good attack pattern lined up for that ex-member, and refused the replacement. Strange choice but, not mine to make.

So we resumed again.

The fight then halted again, as they declared on the aforementioned server that we were all dead. I'll spare you the back and forth that again took months: spoiler, the judgement staff did not agree, and none of us were dead.

This threw them into a rage. At least another one of them quit, while their advocate member demanded replacement judges that weren't "biased" against them. At this point the match was called.

TLDR: Hahahaha I win! Only me though. Bango and LeeRoy and such didn't win. They're somewhat inferior to I, Lith.

https://www.udio.com/songs/uF8udj2FFtnAiQgD73zDj8 Let this official theme song celebrate this rip-roaring good battle for all time as the Bolts were not a very good series of opponents nor roleplay partners, but they were I think participants or something.